Now excuse me, I have to go out back and pick some dandelion greens and wild onions for dinner. Maybe I'll get lucky and wrestle a walnut away from that pesky squirrel (he kicked my ass last time I tried).
As there are hotels in Cuba which are closed to citizens, and health care, so should we here in AmeriKKKa be content to merely peek at the lifestyles of people much more worthy than we are, such as the Legacy Media and of course the Obamas. PHUT. (That's Peace Be Until Them. Of course it could be PHUK--Peace be unto the King.
Commissar TheocritusWhoopie, why don't you ask dear Comrade Castro for a book on how to cook nettles? We use it a lot here at the Rancho.
Thanks Theo, I'm well aware of the the nettle's nutritious qualities. However lately I been using them as a green alternative to toilet paper. I find their furry leaves very soothing, especially after listening to Dear Leader speak (ad nauseum) which always fills me with the urge to defecate.
But help me here. Why is it exactly that pork is unclean?
Commissar TheocritusBut help me here. Why is it exactly that pork is unclean?
The Ayatollah Khomeini wrote that if you have sex with an animal, you can sell it for meat in a neighboring village, but you can't eat it yourself. I guess that would be a conflict of interest.
Here's the exact quote:
A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and such. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.
From Khomeini's book,
"Tahrirolvasyleh", fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran, 1990
I'll let Red Square decide if he wants to "can" this humorous image.