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The Alpha Male Obama Handshake

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Obama really wants to give the one finger salute:<P><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/8HEfWbvwIjc&h ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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He's a real "hands on" kind of guy!

Hands on the shoulder. Hands on the arm. Hands on the waist. Hands on our wallets. Hands on our health insurance.

*sign* Whatta guy!

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Don't forget Hands on our thermostats, Hands on our children, Hands on our unborn children, Hands on our guns, Hands on radio dials, Hands on our banking accounts, Hands on our car companies, Hands on our car dealerships, Hands on our - ARGGGHHHHH!!! Where's my duct tape? I think I'm going to need a Jiffy Lobo!

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Are these the kind of hands you were talking about?

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Indeed they are, Comrade Leninka! For in the glorious new Socialist order of the United Soviet States of AmeriKa, the omniscient and omnipresent government is the only thing keeping order because, clearly, the proles are to damned under-educated and stupid to manage their own lives. Thankfully, we have Big Brother Barry to help the proles. He Cares™.

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ZB

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Kinda reminds me of that scene in the movie "300" when Xerxes comes up behind the Spartan king and puts his hands on his shoulders and whispers in his ear......creepy

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Comrades, you miss the point. When His O'liness is shaking hands, he's really laying on hands. He is <i>healing</i> us.

He is the one we have been waiting for. Don't you remember him saying that? And I don't know why more people don't understand that. The dog <a href="https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public ... smussen</a> reports that the approval of His O'liness has dropped since the Fourth of July. Now more people strongly disapprove of him than strongly approve of him.

We must shoot the doubters. Comrades--start building those re-education camps! Jiffy Lobo is not enough!

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"Let us eat white bread and drink of the red wine and lay our eyes upon his O'liness and give in to all that is divine."

- John Waters

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Uh, RR, in <i>Pink Flamingos</i> Divine eats a dog turd.

Which makes all progs happy. After all, that was the first stimulus bill.


 
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