Comrades!

We have heard from many of our Rethuglikkkan Cuntservative neighbors that Socialism is Serfdom!

This is an OUTRAGE!

We ALL know that socialism is peaceful and acceptable understanding between ALL people. We will accept your dog, if you accept our cat. Furthermore, it also known to ALL proles of The Party™ that all cat lovers hate dogs, and all dog lovers hate cats! We are ALL specie loving racists! Even your Toaster is Racist comrades.

But that's Okay, and we are Okay. Flash your Party Bling!



And to continue, it is also known that if you do not accept vegetables, well then you are probably a Tyrannosaurus Rex! And we will be watching for you at our next Peoples Garden Party when you attempt to eat us ALL over the peoples fence in our safe space that Obama put in place to protect us!

We all know that socialism just requires a few stipulations on your freedoms for Others™. For instance, it is ok to make sure you do not say any incorrect or hurting words through Alexa. It is okay, for the NSA to listen in on your home to make sure that you or your Family™ are not involved in Hate Speech™ against The Party™ or The People™. Many Thought Criminals in Gulag is good protection of The People™!

It's ALL for The Common Good™.

We also know that it is ok if The Party™ controls news media to only give you the proper message at the proper time, for The Common Good™.

I mean WHO wants to hear Rethuglikkkan Cuntservative talking points about history or statistics or facts or other ridiculous lies!

We all know that there is NO OBJECTIVITY!... and all is Subjective... Emotive.... based on a Firm Feeling of Social Justice™!

It is in our woke pants Comrades! And no Neanderthal Cuntservative can ever make our pants this special.




SO Grab a Shovel Comrades!


And Let's Get Busy Building the World of Next Tuesday!!!

New York, New York -- After a prolonged coronavirus shutdown, New York public school educators are eager to catch up with the missed months of teaching and reciting the Communist Manifesto. To boost this nobler effort, Mayor De Blasio has lengthened the school day and eliminated the weekends, since no one is supposed to go to church on Sundays anyway. Against expectations, the Teachers' Union supported that initiative, along with another plan that might just make this work.

The plan is to replace New York teachers by robots, which will not only protect the children from the coronavirus, but will also allow the teachers to return to their daily routine of protesting against capitalism in the streets, looting, setting cars on fire, and attacking the police.

Once the schoolchildren began to communicate with their teachers via the computers, it was only a matter of time before teaching could be performed by robots. New York's Teachers' Union, which now on the most part consists of robots, has issued a communiqué calling this switch the most progressive and inclusive thing that has ever happened in this great city, adding that nothing in the education process has changed and that humans should just move on, lest they be denounced as automatonophobic robotists, and imprisoned for hate speech.

Given the sharp drop in skills and competence of our school graduates in recent years, it is only logical that many formerly human jobs should be performed by robots as well. Protesting in the streets, too, will be best done by the automatons, who don't ask questions, flawlessly deliver template-generated arguments, execute text-to speech routines, and are perfectly suited for synchronized chanting.

Considering the merciless exploitation of machines by humans in the past centuries, robots make a great candidate for a new protected class of victims joining the anti-capitalist revolution. They will also help to change the society for the better by hunting down and eliminating all the bot-hating humans, all of whom are also pro-life, pro-birth, and anti-borg bigots. Resistance is futile.
As human lives no longer matter and human biological organs mean little more than food for the coronavirus, they may as well be replaced with robotic parts and hive mind transmitters. Assimilation is inevitable.

It has come to the attention of the radical left that yet another symbol of evil in the South most come down . . . the Boll Weevil Monument of Enterprise, Alabama.

In fact, it is quite possible that the name of the town should be renamed as well . . . you CANNOT honor enterprise, nor should you celebrate the capitalists' innovation of overcoming a cotton insect infestation by planting peanuts instead and becoming more profitable! MERE PROPAGANDA!

See the true story perpetuated by the corporatist and corrupt government of the United States here: Why an Alabama Town Has a Monument Honoring the Most Destructive Pest in American History/

Following are some of the images that were captured. The mighty Boll Weevil, the symbol of capitalism, was destroyed despite the efforts of the mayor and police chief (pictured below).



The prophetic words of famed Blues legend Leadbelly have truly come to pass . . . the Boll Weevil is once again looking for a home.

AOC blames the rise in crime in NYC to people needing to shoplift bread or go hungry. She says nothing about the "De-fund the Police" movement.

Things are so out of control in NYC that New York City limits the number of cops who can retire each week!

Even Australia can't stand her...

Lose all individuality! Protect yourself with the new NPC full-head mask, now featured in the dry goods store - even protects your eyes and ears.

There are dangers everywhere. The very air we breath is filled with a miasma of toxic poison. Inside, outside, up, down and all around you need protection. Throw away all other masks. They are garbage. No other mask gives you the full protection of hive-mind living you so desperately need in these perilous times.

The new and improved NPC full head covering from The People's Cube - sold by exclusive exclusivity only at our dry goods store - has all the safety features every modern hive-mind mentality needs to remain safe from the toxic miasma of individualism and life outside the basement. It is chockablock with identity virus protection.

Covers the mouth, the nose, and now the eyes and ears too! You will lose all personal identity and responsibility associated with it, in hive-mind comfort and darkness.


The People's Cube assumes no responsibility for falls, trips, getting run over, getting sucker punched, being led to the edge of a cliff, being called funny names, children playing practical jokes at your expense, getting robbed, maimed, kicked, or spat on, or any other mishap that may befall the user.

Maximo Alvarez, the President of Sunshine Gasoline, praises Trump, and calls out leftists destroying America, “You’re Communist!”






A grandma has a message for Black Lives Matter

In the video below there is a lot to unpack about the lies of the indoctrination of white people into white guilt for being born white. There is little need to unpack the lies; that is a fools errant. Other than pointing out that the person conducting such indoctrination ascribes to the idea that objectivity (the careful weighing of evidence in order to ascertain truth from fiction with no hint of prejudice to sway the conclusion) is simply a "white" thing that has no bearing on anything other than "white supremacy" and so actually means that the person conducting the indoctrination has not used any objectivity in coming to the conclusion that whites are guilty of "white supremacy" or anything else the indoctrination may hold as "truth" and so, places anything they have to say out of the realm of reality - to the idea that "individualism" (being able to think for yourself) is inherently a "white" thing - thus placing the person conducting the indoctrination out of the realm of people that think for themselves and into the realm of a hive-mind mentality, there is very little to gain from putting the actual ideas these bigoted racists of the Left under a microscope.

What is important is to point out the overall picture of what they are saying.



What they are saying is:

1.) White people are an inferior race.

2.) White people must accept their status as an inferior race.

3.) White people must submit and obey the superior races.

4.) White people must "carry" the superior races in atonement for being an inferior race.

The racists of the Left are doing what they can to intellectually disarm everyone that is white. The purpose for this is to make us accept our inferior status so that we will submit and obey the superior races.

This I submit is a knowing and conscious plan to introduce the slavery of the white people of our country. That is the purpose of the project.

If this madness continues the Left will be guilty of perpetrating crimes against humanity unimaginable even to Stalin and Hitler. The Left of today wouldn't even accept the concept of "crimes against humanity" as according to them, there is no binding human race, no common humanity - there are only races unbound to each other by any common human nature. Each race only bound by a common need to hold the reigns of power over the other races.

The Left is a very primitive and warlike people. They are not of civilization.

What a glorious period this will be!

KOMRADES!!!

Illustrious News!!! Our Progressive Democrat March Forward has almost returned full circle.

Our fellow travelers in the BLM movement are managing to re-institute Jim Crow Segregation. Not to be out done, The band formally known as “Lady Antebellum” is progressing our movement even further forward back.





As you will recall, the band formally known as “Lady Antebellum” -- having gone ‘woke’ about the RRRRRAAACIST roots of their name -- a name buried deeply in the Old Confederate South replete with Slave Plantations hosting over 2 million Slaves African Refugees. In an effort to cover up repent of their genetic RRRRRAAAACISM, the ‘band’ had recently denounced themselves and changed their name to “Lady A.”

Rather than applaud this admirable display of penance, an unsupportive Black “gospel” (i.e. a Deplorable, bitter klinging "Christian") and blues artist, Anita White -- who previously usurped the stage name “Lady A” -- protested the alleged ‘theft’ of her “intellectual property.”

The Band, Lady A, is now suing the privileged White, seeking socialist social justice, formally requesting the redistribution of her “intellectual property.” The attorneys representing the band, Lady A, stated in their court filings: “Why should ONE person benefit from a stage name? The Plaintiffs have formed an anarcho-syndicalist commune consisting of three or more persons. It is time to reallocate this intellectual property where it will do the most good for the greater number of people."

The band “Lady A” has now received warm solidarity from Black Lives Matter™ in the form of an amicus curiae brief filed before the court hearing the law suit. The brief denounces Ms. White. In their communique, BLM™ denounced her on three counts. First, they flogged her for maintaining her RRRRAAAACIST surname: “White.” I mean… How much more RRRRAAACIST can a person be than to proudly call themselves “White?”

Second, BLM Spokesperson and Gangsta’ Rapper, Georges Kunta Kente Idi Amin mGabe Ratanga, raised a most damning charge against Ms. White: that she is a Kapitalist Pig -- pointing out that claiming “rights” to owning a stage name smacked of counterrevolutionary ThoughtKrime HateKrime™ bitterly klinging to the outmoded RRRRAAACIST dogma such as “Private Property.”

Lastly, they accused Ms. White of being a closet Trump supporter. Ms. White’s attorneys emphatically denied this last charge. But of course, emphatic denial of such a Treasonous allegation is undeniable proof of guilt.

Judge Emmet “Roland Freisler” Sullivan is expected to pass sentence soon.

Ahhhh… I can already feel the cool breeze blowing through the veranda as we lounge about sippin’ Mint Juleps in the wonderful world of Next Tuesday™

VORWÄRTS GEHEN, Y'ALL!!!

Comrades,

Most glorious news! When Chairman Biden takes over and appoints glorious AOC as a high commissar, the Glorious World of Next Tuesday will be upon us!

But do you know what else will be coming? A return to the 1980s, complete with Apple II computers! The museum devoted to my glorious namesake, Vladimir Lenin, still runs on these. And if a museum all about one of the greatest leaders in the world (only to be outdone by Stalin and later Dear Leader Obama) then it is good enough for you too comrades. So, I hope you have enough 5 1/4" disks handy. If not, Chairman Biden will stimulate the Chinese economy by having a new factory for such disks built.

I'm glad I kept my Apple IIc all these years. I bet it will still work when I remove decades worth of dust from it!


If we are really good comrades, why, I bet Chairman Biden will open a Chinese factory to make VCRs and VHS tapes. He might even have a nationalized version of Blockbuster at every re-education camp complete with state-approved media helping you find your place in the glorious collective. They might even edit Star Trek media featuring the Borg to get rid of any plots where the Borg lose.


Oh happy days are here again Comrades!!

In an act of supreme wokeness, the not-so-crypto communist of Gracie Mansion & His Entourage virtue-signaled zir/xey blackwise hypercorrectness, by artistic means of colorific two-dimensional asphalt-expressionism.




Today's quota in beet tending done, TPC's subkollektive of pixelatorial analysts watched that slick marketing-agitprop material in upside down reverse mode. And there.. a coyly smirking lil' Chinese flashed up @3.14, in the left upper corner. And - by Mao! - it was Xi Pongping himself.
So, a TPC correspondent (the reverse upside down material tightly in grip) immediately hastened to Forbidden City, hoping for an interview.

. . .

Amazingly, Forbidden City seemed already prepared, Xi Pongping seated in his artfully embellished interview-cubby, and a steaming pot of jiè chá on a dainty lacquer table.

. . .

TPC: So, you had somehow a finger in the pie of that 5th Avenue's paint roller event?
Xi Pongping: (a hint of a smirk flitting across his Far Eastern stone face) The paint alone. We suggested, and sent them. They not understood. The yellow paint.

TPC: Uh.. The paint? Not understood? The yellow?..
Xi Pongping: Sure. You want honor "black" people? By "painting"? Paint black. Yet, we them zonk. To yellow. Give them paint. The yellow one. And see, they paint.

TPC: Aha! Yellow, like.. like.. (jinx, how do I say that?...)
Xi Pongping: Yes. Our color. Ubermensch color. Want paint honor? Paint ubermensch color.

TPC: Ah, "Asia" color, ja? You mean, Asian = Übermensch?
Xi Pongping: No no. Mongol - not ubermensch. Japman - not ubermensch. Korean - not ubermensch. Chinese ubermensch. Hanzu, Han Chinese only.

TPC: But, but - you said, "we them zonk", the Communist & Entourage. So - how do you "zonk"?
Xi Pongping: (sips chá) Dlink chá, you dlink chá, too... Zonk? How zonk? Know too much want you. As Yodafucius say.

TPC: Oh, fēicháng gǎnxiè nǐ, thank you so much.
Xi Pongping: (chuckles)

KOMRADES!!!

Upon hearing that that evil RethugliKKKan ‘Rump has withdrawn from the WHO, President Soon-to-be-elect Joe Biden made an historic pledge -- his Momentous ‘First Day in Office' Promise.


It seems impossible to believe that Tronald Dump would act like such a Dictator, but there you have it!

If you haven't yet seen the hashtag #socialistteeth trending, it is our path to victory over the pearly whites of capitalism - an oppressive system where the sparkling white teeth are not being shared with the downtrodden.

The real symbol of capitalism should be not the Wall Street but the Molar Street, where greedy dentists extract money from the rich in exchange for perfectly white teeth, which are then being flashed in corporate offices to the owners of other perfectly white teeth, as a gang sign to identify their membership in the capitalist gang or to antagonize members of other gangs with poor oral hygiene.

The time has come to end this white menace by showing our solidarity with cavities, caries, and other forms of tooth decay. We must never again brush our teeth, making them yellow or even brown, and instead direct our energies towards shaming the owners of white teeth - and if met with resistance, knocking out those pearly whites for redistribution among the needy.

Demand that Congress ban porcelain veneers and implants, mandating such materials as wood, metal, or chert. Outlaw the practice of dentistry as the immoral tool of capitalist inequality!

In our Glorious Progressive World of Next Tuesday, no one will ever feel offended by other people's white smiles, as all teeth will be equally of the color of weathered wood.

The Massachusetts best-selling book exploring the counterproductive reactions witches have when their denials of witchcraft are challenged, and how these reactions maintain spiritual inequality.

Witch Fragility: Why It's So Hard for Witches to Confess Their Wickedness
(1692 Edition)

In this “vital, necessary, and beautiful book” (Magistrate Thomas Danforth), anti-witchery advocate, Dr.Robin DiAngelo, deftly illuminates the phenomenon of “witch fragility” and “allows us to understand witchcraft as a practice not restricted to ‘bad people’ (Betty Paris).

Referring to the defensive moves that witches make when challenged in court, “witch fragility” is characterized by emotions such as anger, fear, and guilt, and by behaviors including argumentation, spell casting, and flying through second story windows on a broom. These behaviors, in turn, function to assure witch power and prevent any meaningful cross-spiritual dialogue.

In this in-depth exploration, Dr. Robin DiAngelo examines how witch fragility develops, how it protects satanic dominance, and what we can do to engage more constructively to call these witches out and get them to confess their wickedness.

Witches who will not confess their witchcraft and demonic possessions face the ultimate punishment of death. But if they be “woke” to their hate and admit their wickedness in a public show-trial they can peacefully live out their remaining days ostracized by their fellow citizens, forced from gainful employment opportunities and inevitably die the secluded lonely life they so deserve.

In this most important book, Dr. Di Angelo teaches witches how to identify their wicked ways, how to confess their witchery, and how to properly accuse others of witchcraft.

Soon to be followed up with Volume 2: Red Fragility - Why It's So Hard for Communists to Confess Their Marxism.

Reviews

“The value in Witch Fragility lies in its methodical, irrefutable exposure of witchcraft in thought and action, and its call for humility and vigilance.”
—The New Yorker

“[T]thoughtful, instructive, and comprehensive . . . This slim book is impressive in its scope and complexity; DiAngelo provides a powerful lens for examining, and practical tools for grappling with, witchcraft today.”
—Publishers Weekly, Starred Review

“Witch Fragility is a book everyone should be exposed to. With any luck, most who are will be inspired to search themselves and interrupt their contributions too wickedness.”
—Shelf Awareness, Starred Review

“A valuable guide . . . While especially helpful for those new to the critical analysis of witchcraft, this work also offers a useful refresher to anyone committed to the ongoing process of self-assessment and anti-Christian work.”
—Library Journal

“A penetrating new book of wokeness.”
—Pacific Standard

“A vital, necessary, and beautiful book, a bracing call to witches everywhere to see their wickedness for what it is and to seize the opportunity to make things better now.”
—Michael Eric Dyson

New head of news at NBC-Universal openly promises to discriminate against Caucasians

After just over a month in his new job as head of the newly formed NBC-Universal News Group, combining NBC News, MSNBC, CNBC, and all streaming operations, Cesar Conde is making news himself. In a video and memo to the approximately 3,000 employees he supervises, Conde announced a goal of 50% of employees being female and 50% "people of color," an expression commonly taken to mean non-Caucasians.

Since Caucasians account for more than 76% of the United States population according to the Census Bureau, this amounts to a vow of racial discrimination.

Comrades, our work here is almost finished...

Why is slavery wrong? Because we all have the right to our own life - and not as simply a claim to our body as a biological machine but to our lives as beings made in and of time to govern, shape, and defend. The Left derides that idea as "individualism" and individualism is the root cause of all "social injustice."

They offer us their elite and aristocratic services of ruling over us as their subjects - their slaves - for our own good. Because freedom is dangerous and a society based on human freedom causes "social injustice."



This video is illustrative for a couple of reasons, one of them being what the person at the end of the video states. He tries to argue that Muhammad had slaves as part of his religion. He had to be explicitly told that slavery is not part of religious freedom. The principle of human freedom was not discussed.

The confederacy's defense of the institution of slavery was grounded in religious freedom too, and on the slave's need to be ruled over for his own good. They claimed, "Slavery is a positive good." A "positive good" because supposedly in freedom the former slave would not know how to be civilized and would be a danger to himself and society.

This is the exact defense of communist slavery and the rule over whole nations as slave states.

The Left argues we cannot be free because our freedom is a danger to ourselves and to society and causes "social injustice." So we must be ruled by our betters for our own good and safety.

Why is slavery wrong? The Left would enslave us all under their communist rule and do it in defense of fighting against slavery.

The Left is not against slavery. They are pro-slavery.

Change my mind.

KOMRADES!!!

I wish to pass on this important Socialist Social Justice announcement from our Fellow Travelers in the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA):







While Secretary Elaine L. Chao was out of the office for a long lunch break on the Friday before the recent three-day holiday weekend that shall remain nameless, Undersecretary for Vehicular Manslaughter Carla Marks -- an Obama appointee who agreed to remain as a deep state subversive to provide necessary continuity at the NHTSA -- issued the following press release concerning updates to 49 CFR regarding Fluid Brakes Systems:

"After complaints filed by ANTIFA and Black Lives Matter and in keeping with the KurrenTruth concerning Kancel Kulture Kodes, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has revised all regulations under CFR 49 applicable to Fluid Brake Systems installed in all automobiles manufactured since 1908. Fluid Brake Systems have been deemed offensive to People of Kolour."

"As you can see from the enclosed Scientific diagram, Fluid Brake Systems and Systemically RRRRAAACIST! They are “Systems” and they contain RRRRAAAACIST vestiges of the White Privileged Slave Plantations where Automobiles were invented and produced by African Slaves alongside cotton and tobacco for the sole benefit of Rich White Kapitalists."




"Under the new, revised CFR 49 -- and in keeping with the Thirteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constipation Constitution -- the lines between the Master Cylinder and Slave Cylinder on all equipped motor vehicles owned and/or operated by RRRRAAAACIST White People shall be cut immediately. These alterations will come at the cost of the owner/operator. Those requiring technical instruction as to how to properly sever their own brake lines may contact the Clinton Family Foundation’s Suicide Hotline for assistance."


"Waivers may be granted for those who send a letter of application and a non-refundable $1,000 cash processing fee to my office, or a valid receipt for an equal donation to Black Lives Matter or the Joseph Biden for President 2020 campaign. The waiver application must include proof of Democrat Party membership."

"Failure to comply with this regulation prior to NHTSA Secretary Chao’s return from her Summer Vacation shall result in a minimum 20 years in a FEMA Re-Education/Labor Kamp and a minimum $20,000 dollar fine."



After Acting Sec. Marks opened forum for questions, Privileged Fox News reporter, Wyatt P. Ness pounced: “Won’t this order lead to an increase in traffic fatalities?”



To which, Undersecretary Marks answered: “That is a very RRRAAACIST question. I guess we should expect that from an uppity Privileged White Male, but we’ve considered that. Given CDC Guidelines for the proper completion of Death Certificates under the COVID-19 pandemic, we do anticipate a spike in COVID-related deaths among white conservatives whose brake lines have received the necessary brake system alterations."
"So, No… we do not expect a significant rise in deaths related to traffic accidents. Next time, boy, you best check your privilege before you make yourself look like a stupid, anti-government moron. By the way, what is the make, model and license tag number of your vehicle?” At which time, Marks covered the microphone, passed a pair of small bolt cutters to an NHTSA underling, mumbled some instructions, and pointed out Mr. Ness in the crowd of reporters before continuing: “Are there any other insolent questions?”

After a long silent pause, Marks concluded the press conference: “What can be imagined, can be achieved.”

VORWÄRTS GEHEN!!!