Comrades,

In the past few weeks the glorious people's army of the united soviets of north america released some recruitment videos.

For those who missed it: small overview of this glorious agitprop (the Cube itself could not have done it better): at dailymail.com.

After seeing this material, I did not know if I wanted to laugh or cry - from joy, of course.

Minutes after the release of the last video, a strange vibration was felt at Arlington cemetery. Scientific scientists (the stewards of Science here on earth) have - after careful research - put forth two hypotheses.The first, and most plausible, is that the vibration was caused by the simultaneous spinning in their graves of the veterans buried there.

Another hypothesis is that the vibration was a distant after-shock caused by the spontaneous dancing and foot-stamping that erupted in the Chinese politbureau meeting after the screening of this recruitment material.

I feel very safe knowing that the US army has as its top priority the recruitment of the very wokest of the woke. After all, that's what an army is for: to make sure every single group that feels victimized by society feels warm and fluffy.

Gwont is near, my comrades!

Minitrue

Thought I'd check-in real quick to explain the new CDC policy on masks.

A lot of you have wondered how my administration's policies could turn on a dime and go zoom into the opposite direction. Well, with me as the great North Star of the American people it's easy. The new mask easing of the mask mandate literally happened overnight because it literally happened over night.

I had a dream.

In my dream it was Biden Recovery Summer. This summer. 2021. The summer of the great Biden recovery. It was the 4th of July in my dream and ecstatic throngs of Americans - trillions - were enjoying the great gift of a Biden Recovery Summer extravaganza. Everyone in America was congratulating me for saving the country from the horrible mess my predecessor left that I had to fix. And I did. It was wonderful.

If we're going to have the Biden Recovery Summer this summer masks are obviously out. This summer I plan the biggest best boldest and most wonderful Biden Recovery Summer ever seen in the history of the world. In my dream starting on the 4th of July 'till Labor Day I toured the country and everywhere I went the people cheered me and gave me speeches and parades and ice cream and hotdogs and a lot of wine for my wife who drinks that stuff all day long because she's a connoisseur.

And this is the why and the wherefore of the mask thing. They aren't part of the coming Biden Recovery Summer narrative. And I want that narrative. In my dream it was great!

Just thought I'd fill everyone in at TPC.

Your North Star,

President Potemkin

If we could see the good folk of Tractor Barn #2 enjoying a rustic party (not THE Party), it might look something like this but with beet vodka splashing about.



Video by Otava Yo, "About Ivan Groove" (Russian Gothic R&B).

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Students launch communist club at Columbia University[/b]

Glorious news, Comrades! Communism is no longer oppressive, it's FUN!

At Columbia University, our future leaders of tomorrow's Politbureau in the State of the District of Columbia are now gathering to redistribute ill-gotten gains from their parents and soon the world!

There is no current truth to the rumor that there is going to be a student discount at People's Store #86 as entitlements cannot be discounted. We still await demographics of membership to ensure the equal representation that "looks like Amerikka" in racial, gender, species, age, disability, and sexual preferences of members (while properly excluding white christian hetero-cis-males)

"Communists at Columbia are not new.

In July 2020 on the “Columbia Confessions” Facebook page, one student noted: “I can’t take columbia communists seriously (to anyone who says there are no communists on this campus has not met the large raving group of them). You literally chose to go to a university which is over 400% the price of most state schools for the prestige and prestige only.”

“…For people who claim to want to completely redistribute all wealth, you chose a place that exasperates the wealth disparity you want to destroy. … It’s only cool to say you’re a communist but when it comes to actual practice, there’s legit no action.” "

Communist Club Members Matter!

(remember, dues are collected on the first of every month; now accepting Mastercard, Visa, Bitcoin and beet ration cards)

My long absence from the Peoples Blog is the result of being elevated by the Glorious Peoples Party of the USSA from Tree Surgeon to Obamacare Certified State Approved Doctor of Limb Removal and finally promoted to The Fauci WooHoo Organic PsyOps Viral Indoctrination Labs as Senior Bat Catcher and Local Undercover Restauranteur. This great honor and the intense work involved in catching, analyzing, modifying and distributing the Peoples Anti Capitalist Virus has kept me from sharing this great and successful adventure with my Comrades. No longer! Who could have guessed how great our success would be? We exceeded all expectations and sliced off the Capitalist Trumpsters at the knees just as easily as I used to remove limbs with my trusty Saw, RUSTY, free of charge for my Obamacare patients. (I still offer anesthesia free limb removals at no charge to Party Members)The Closure of the entire USA economy and viral infection of entrepreneurs through the induced mass hysteria implemented by the Communist News Network so unambiguously called CNN and our Useful Idiots at PMSNBC and MSLSD has astounded even we believers at the WooHoo Labs.The frightened masses still cower in fear of the WooHoo even though it has proven to be mild at best and almost exclusively kills those who are already dying. I have returned triumphant and offer, the Indian WooHoo Variant, the African, the Great Britain Variant, and our Masterpiece, the White Supremacy Norwegian Variant. The fear and hysteria is guaranteed to continue due to misdirection provided by Comrades OBiden & Kommiela and the Useless Idiots at the Major Media Social Justice Propaganda Outlets. The Trump Rallies will be delayed by future releases that will make large unauthorized gatherings impossible and the former Capitalist Criminal will further be silenced by inability to access Twitter, Facebook, Google or any other form of mass communication. I have honed not only my trusty saw RUSTY but my ability to smile, look people in the eye, and lie to their face, even when I know they know I am lying, and so look forward to even higher promotion in the Glorious Eternal Party of The People. Onward to next Tuesday Comrades.

Comrades of Glorious Cube, I am proud to say that Dear Leader Comrade Joe Bai-Din has appointed a Czar of Extremism of whom we can all be proud!

I lift massive tin pitcher of beet vodka in Comrade Bai-Din's general direction!

Comrade Czar Bishop Garrison, who stated correctly in 2018 that online free speech is a digital black plague that will usher in a modern day dark age if not reigned in by censorship, is now at the helm, holding the reins, and steering glorious USSA in proper direction!

Among Czar Garrison's first duties at USSA Pentagon is the order to redefine extremism, and redefine it he will! Also at top of list is to purge USSA military of all extreme extremists, based upon classified new definition of extremism. In spare time, Czar Garrison will also put an end to misinformation, racism, nazis, and white supremacists. And guns and white people.

Glorious Purge is about to begin!! Is wonderful time to be alive in New Motherland USSA!!

https://www.revolver.news/2021/05/biden ... amendment/

Yesss, Komrades!

Great people's poet Mayakovsky wrote (1924):

... Ленин — жил, Ленин — жив, Ленин — будет жить. ...
... Lenin — lived, Lenin — lives, Lenin — will live. ...


Mayakovsky could've as well used that phrase to immortalize grafichyeskiy propagandchik, the (obviously) timeless visual propagandist. Ta-dah! see a comeback, Chermany 2021:








No, no, it's not just from some art café in red Berlin, no.
GRÜNE JUGEND, Green Youth - the young cadre of ze (Cherman) Green Party.

Yeah, yeah - that Party that cares for ze climate, and ze cuddly polar bear.
Ja, ja, jawohl - that Party that AOC would 350% fit in, so brainy & visionary.
And sure, sure - that Party that is now hard pushed to Nr 1 by CultMarx elite.

(election: end September ; the XL (or is it XXL?) percentage of subservient/influenceable/meek Germans seems to be (historically) exceptionally high, compared to the rest of mid- and western-Europeans (and over the recent dozen or so decades) ; I don't think the current Zeitgeist will manage to push the Greens to the top, and thusly install their Merkel(-cum-AOC-brain)-2.0, but.......)


Those Green Youth idiots - an investigative guy delved into details - they neither knew where those visuals originate from, nor what they refer to. It appears, they just fattened a kkkapitalist who sold 'em a desired How-To-Revoolooshun Kit (€ 63.99 = $ 77.43).

By now, having been informed that they rehash Stalinist agitprop from the early 30s, the revoolooshunaries went underground: "cancelled" the exhibits from their website(s) (yet shamefacedly retained them in "unofficial" corners, here and here).

Ja, ze Revoolooshun requires self-sacrifice .....



Glorious paragons:

Comrades, Kamalarads, and noncountryrads, listen up

I come not to praise The Constitution, but to bury it.

The evil that White Patriarchal men did continues to live after them;

No good is left interred with their bones;

So let it be with The Constitution. The noble Obama

Hath told you bitter clingers to religion and guns are ambitious:

If that were not so, they would not have created The Constitution of grievous faults,

And grievously must The Constitution answer for it.

Here, under leave of Obama and the rest–

For Obama is MSMDNC’s only honourable man;

So are they all, all honourable men–

Come I to speak of the upcoming Constitution’s funeral.

It was my friend, faithful and just to me:

But Obama says The Constitution was ambitious;

And Obama is MSMDNC’s only honourable man.

He hath set free many criminals to roam free in Washington, D.C.

Whose ransoms did the Hollyweird coffers fill:

Did this in The Constitution’s interpretation seem ambitious?

When that the bitter clingers have cried, The Constitution was ripped:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Obama says The Constitution was ambitious;

And Obama is MSMDNC’s only honourable man.

Comrades all did see that through the Nobel Peace Prize

MSMDNC talking points more than thrice presented him with imperial crowns,

Which he did not thrice refuse: was this overtly ambitious?

Yet Obama says The Constitution was ambitious;

And, yet, Obama is MSMDNC’s only honourable man.

I speak not to disprove what Obama spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

Comrades all did love The Constitution once, not without cause:

What Lawfare injunction withholds comrades then, to mourn for it?

O judgment! thou art fled from these brutish beasts,

These men have lost their reason. Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with the Constitution,

And I must pause lest it come back to me.

Hillary Clinton said, “If you get to a point — and we are, if not there, very close to it —where you cannot have agreement on facts, on evidence, on truth, how does a democracy make decisions?”


Comrades, when SupremeEmpressForever all-knowing-but-not-telling Hillary Clinton gets to talking about rabbit trails of Russian Conspiracies, TPC-trained Russian Asset #BR549 of Rabbit Trails is taking dictation for translation. Hillary wants to be in charge of The Reckoning that ends Russian Rabbit Trails about She Who Must Be OBEYED, and her known associates behavior in The People's Service.

Hillary is showing a particular animosity to RUSSIANS. She seems to harbor a hateful grudge towards the Russians.

Evidently, it was Russian Interference even back in those days of cattle future-ing for a little cash while'fixing' in a whole new era of Arkansas Public Education, whileWhite Watergating with Mena-CIA Cocaine. Only a Russian would say such foolish things, crazy things...things that just don't make any sense to families of boys murdered and left dead on train tracks to confuse C.O.D. delivery of coroner reasoning.
Understand this HillaryPoint, comrades, Hillary says, you are to STAY AWAY FROM Russian Bots with conspiracy disinformation algorithms that go hip-pity hop-pity down Hillary Rodham Rabbit Trails like Justice on it's way. [ooops 'pelipsky got torememorex'ing this re-educated song as Cotton Tailed Bunny and has gone down karaoke rabbit trailtowards Mother Land Interference.]

Anyway, Hillary says she'll use the power of government and megalo$tmaniac$ Corporate Intimidated Goodne$$ to keep that from happening to her, in her current lifecrime that only Russian-Americans keep wanting to mark with self initiative irradiant signs about all her personal Russian Rabbit Trails of Conspiracy.

Hillary Clinton said. “If you get to a point — and we are, if not there, very close to it —where you cannot have agreement on facts, on evidence, on truth, how does a democracy make decisions?!”

Be very careful comrades, because her statement colludes down into a whole rabbit trail. Burrows getting invaded to seize any electronic equipment that documents Russian Rabbit Trail Proof while uninterested in actual evidence of what they really did with their own life in The People's Service. All of that, evidence is just a Russian Conspiracy against a mean, venal, ruthless in powerful woman with a personal grudge against Russians.

Taiwan 2.0?
Yes, as identified by Komrade KOOK (via his PoliSat orbiter which emits XRays):

KOOK (here and here)

... Joe biden is now announcing his status as "Cho Bai Din" to denote his new role as Premier of the new province of The Peoples Republic of China to be known as "Taiwan's Big Sister" to replace the former name of the USA (in the Middle East) as "Little Satan's Big Sister." ...
- and -
Says Xi Jingpin, "President Joe Biden did so well in his Strafe of the Union (formerly known as 'State of the Union') that I hereby proclaim him to be Cho Bai Din, Premier of our newest province 'Taiwan 2.0'."
Taiwan 2.0, "Taiwan's Big Sister".

Now, about thirty-five minutes ago, Paramount Chairman Xi Pongping issued a laconic communiqué: Taiwan encilcle make Taiwan Big Sistel sullound. And added: Sun Tzu say: "The supleme alt of wal is to blibe big guy so he subdue." Then he hung up.

The Great Leader of the.. the.. you know, the.. thing.., uh, Dear Premier Cho Bai-Din (who got promptly jolted from his nap) reacted, um, soon. We need a summit - he resolved - yes, a digital summit. Kamala's administration here - he pointed, indistinctly - and [now he bowed slightly] Xi's people there, on that other telegra.. telegra.. - he grappled - uh, graphiscreen. As technicians rushed to their equipment, Cho Bai-Din murmured, somewhat self-forgotten: Thai-wan, yes, Thai soup... They have that saying, in Honk-aiwan: see-say-peed-way! When I was on Amtrak, he always came, slit-eyed [makes "slit-eyes" with forefingers, keeps it that way as he continues], yes, Choi I called him, and he like.. he squeezed my, he came and squeezed.. and always said "my is taiwa-kong man, see-see say peep-quay".

In the meantime, the summiteers already summitted (Chairman Xi stubbornly addressing Premier Cho Bai-Din as "Deal POTUT2").

"encircle"? "surround"? That was swiftly clarified. Somewhat cumbersomely, it went like this: Look, when our bombels and ailclaft calliels encilcle Taiwan, then Taiwan's Big Sistel automatically encilcled, too. Same happens also when we sullound, say, Austlalia. (and so on...) Their "toporogists" told them so, they splained. ("toporogists"?? topologists they meant?) And illustrated it thusly:




While "Dear POTUT2" still circulated verbally around his "peep-quay", the summit ended.



SUPPLÉMENT DIPLOMATIQUE

• huh, "Dear POTUT2"? Why, of course "Dear Premier of the United Taiwan 2.0"


• "topologists": fanatics may wish to visit e.g. this (korrekt!) Border-centered Map of the World

CNN: With a Covid-19 vaccine patent waiver likely, time to rethink global intellectual property rules

This will have no effect on future drug research.

Progress!

Many have wondered what Joe Biden would look like if not for all the incredibly massive amounts of plastic surgery, botox and hair implants that he requires to appear, not as the thing he is and has been for all of his life and the effects of that on his body over time, but as a seemingly normal human being all of that artificial surgical rendering is required to mimic.

Spot The Pacifist



https://twitter.com/BillFOXLA/status/13 ... 48032?s=20

Get it on Zazzle | Get it on Spreadshirt

This isn't a joke. Already in 2005, soon after The People's Cube was born, Google canceled us by removing the site from their search registry. Soon afterwards Cafepress canceled our "Che is Dead" t-shirts. In the next few years our numerous products also got canceled by Zazzle and Spreadshirt. Once we signed up on Facebook and Twitter, our posts got repeatedly canceled, our account suspended for days and weeks, our exposure restricted, and our presence shadowbanned.

We got canceled on Wikipedia by the woke public editors before they even called themselves "woke," and before "cancel culture" became the norm. After a few-month battle to keep our page alive in Wikipedia, we realized it was pointless and gave up trying. At various times we also got canceled by the Department of Defense and AT&T commercial wi-fi networks.

And even before we moved to the U.S., the caring Soviet state had canceled our prospects of any career advancement.

So this t-shirt isn't a joke, but rather a story of my life. I'll wear it proudly and I know that many of you will, too.

I am off to Washington to serve Dear Decrepit Leader. My resume was pretty sketchy but the enclosed Glamor Shot was awesome. I learned I had gotten the job by reading the papers today ...

From the Babylon Bee:

There’s a new pet in the Biden family, and he may be the ticket to smoothing over relations with China. The White House has officially announced the arrival of their new cat “Chairman Meow”

It’s EASY to understand what Democrats are doing as long as you understand their ultimate goals, and one of their most urgent goals is an unarmed populace, the same goal that Hitler and Stalin and other dictators met to destroy political opposition and subjugate their populations. To that end, the Dems need to do two things: eliminate the 2nd Amendment and eliminate civilian police forces.

Two lines of propaganda are the backbones of the Dem effort to disarm Americans: false claims about gun violence and false claims about who the civilian gun owners are.

Gun violence is not the crisis that Dems and their breathless media allies portray it as. Outside of Democrat controlled cities, murder by firearm is not epidemic and happens far less than other forms of murder. Further, most gun violence comes from criminals with cheap revolvers, not the rifles that Dems falsely call “assault weapons” or “weapons of war.” As a matter of fact, the original AR-15 was developed as a sporting rifle years before the Pentagon modified it for use as the M-16, yet we never hear anyone say, “Why do we arm our military with sporting rifles?”

The fact that Dems keep proposing legislation to eliminate the types firearms and accessories that are the most popular among law-abiding citizens rather than focusing on the Democrat-controlled-city criminals who perpetrate the overwhelming majority of shootings and murder evinces one true goal: the complete disarmament of the best-armed civilian population on Earth who—by virtue of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution—are empowered to overthrow the government if it becomes tyrannical.

Dems consider armed America the single greatest impediment to their ultimate goal of total control over government and every citizen. No surprise: foreign enemies have long recognized it as a major impediment to invasion and occupation.

Civilian gun owners who lawfully possess firearms are overwhelmingly law-abiding citizens, and White, and it's a safe bet that most of them are conservatives. Most civilian police forces are also composed of conservatives.

Seeing an opportunity in January, 2021, the Dems exploited the least deadly of many historical disturbances at the Capitol as a pretense for a new line of propaganda to propel their effort to disarm Americans: declare that conservatives are right-wing radicals, White supremacists and domestic terrorists and then make it the mission of federal law enforcement agencies to intimidate them, harass them, and–if possible—disarm, arrest and imprison them. At the same time, Dems promulgate the indisputably false narrative that the civilian police forces are inherently racist and are intentionally targeting Black people and executing them.

If the Dems succeed in their propaganda efforts, only law-abiding citizens will be disarmed (criminals always continue to arm themselves unlawfully). Civilian police forces—including the sheriffs who usually control gun licensing and concealed carry permits—will be defunded, reduced and ultimately eliminated and replaced by a new national police force (Gestapo)—just as Barack Obama proposed less than a decade ago—that answers only to a senile President and his coterie of radical statist/globalist anti-American political appointees.

Additionally, in an era of pandemic, just add “red-flag” laws to complete the recipe for disarming Americans because Dems now have increasing access to tracking data, medical records and the ability to see whether any citizen has been treated for any—even the mildest—of psychological disorders, and use such information to disarm citizens or ban them from owning firearms. The Obama administration in its last term tried to use such methods to disarm veterans and senior citizens.

This, of course, will not happen to members of the Democrat Party or its armed militias, BLM and Antifa, who are the successors to the Dem’s first armed militia, the Ku Klux Klan.

See how easy it is to discern contemporary Democrat motivations and goals? Whenever you look at what the Dems do or say, and you shake your bewildered head and think, “That’s absurd. That doesn’t make sense. Are they crazy?” Instead, remember that they’re not crazy at all: they're working toward their goals as quickly as possible and by any means necessary.

In an act of selfless socialistic shovelling, our glorious Tractor Barn #2 has been overnight optically enhanced!

A mural has been painted on the back wall - you know, at that spot where it crumbled a bit, so the rats and the like vermin (and who knows, perhaps even an enemy spy, disguised as an "innocent" bunny?) have their fiesta time, day in day out...

Lookie here, comrades:




Ain't it beautiful? (and of course it blocks the said hole in the wall! ...well, at least for today, our glorious International Workers' Day! so, after the Parade, we can celebrate unmolested, eh?) (and don't forget your ration cards!)

Hah, the style already spills the beans, no? It must "haf" come from "zat" transatlantic Kubicle #314, ja? Korrekt, comrades. It's full-blown DDR-style (though our Bavarian Kubicle has no explicit DDR ties, and - regrettably! - ve even can't emulate zat dreadful DDR-apparatchik-lingo of yore).

Many hints reveal that it's a DDR scene - some quite obvious, some hidden.

Uh, those two blue semi-uniforms, do they whisper into your comradely ear? ...ah, what? No, no, no, no - they don't stand for the famous "Bavarian blue sky", no. They ..well, comrade - just look here↓, and you will get enlightened within a few seconds!





And now - parade!

Kremlin City, getting ready, final touches:




Worldwide agitprep (= agitation + preparation):

WORKERS HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE EXCEPT THEIR CHAINS,
BUT THEY WILL GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD.

{ flag (of course!): PROLETARIANS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! }

Yet the most intriguing question is: What's up on the dark side of the Planet? (aside from Planetary Heating and Coronabsurdistan, of course)



And here's what y'all must do now (plus masks!):



{ LONG LIVE THE PROLETARIAN HOLIDAY - THE 1ST OF MAY! }


This done, now: party, party, and party! Tractor! Barn! #2!

The Biden administration is proposing the cradle to grave institutionalization of American life. This is the entire purpose his presidency serves. To institutionalize us.

Socialism doesn't simply create an elite, an aristocracy of power and poor people. It creates a society of people suffering from institutional syndrome. This is it's power. It institutionalizes people in the very worst sense of the word. People suffering from institutional syndrome don't want to be free. They want to live in the institutional setting that let's them live without having to exercise the responsibility needed to govern their own lives.

This is socialism's real appeal. This is what the democrats plan for America. To institutionalize us all.

And we all know what happens when someone fights back against being institutionalized. We just went through four years of witnessing one man standing up to it.

The institutionalization of America must not win.

[blockquote]Institutional Syndrome [from wikipedia]:

In clinical and abnormal psychology, institutionalization or institutional syndrome refers to deficits or disabilities in social and life skills, which develop after a person has spent a long period living in mental hospitals, prisons, or other remote institutions. In other words, individuals in institutions may be deprived (whether unintentionally or not) of independence and of responsibility, to the point that once they return to "outside life" they are often unable to manage many of its demands it has also been argued that institutionalized individuals become psychologically more prone to mental health problems.

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