Forget about attacks from Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Sen. Bernie Sanders better watch out for hypothermia.

The Vermont independent and Democratic presidential hopeful likes it cold in his hotel rooms — very, very cold, according a memo from his campaign. The "Senator Comfort Memo" was revealed by The Smoking Gun on Wednesday. The memo was marked "confidential."



The two-page document highlights Sanders' lodging requests for when he is out campaigning on the road and says the room thermostat should be set at 60 degrees.

While the politician apparently loves the cold, he doesn't like leaky faucets and toilets that don't work well. The memo says that campaign workers are advised to check the room for slow flushing toilets, leaky faucets, and slow draining bathtubs and are further ordered to remove "hotel pamphlets/signage from bed and side-tables."




I must admit, these demands are far less than what a lot of politicians and Rock Stars insist upon!

By now we’ve all seen the absurd commemorative gold pens Nancy Pelosi had engraved for the “somber” impeachment signing.

Pelosi used $5,000.00 worth of bullet pens to impeach the president. President Trump uses a $1.99 Sharpie to sign a $2,000,000,000.00 trade deal with China.




Pelosi was all giggles and laughs and she and other globalist Dems signed the papers, effectively trying to silence American voices and nullify American votes.

The stunt was in such poor taste, that even the anti-Trump ghouls over at CNN were stunned and disgusted.




However, Pelosi was very somber when she commented about the impeachment, "It’s Not a Question of “Proof” It’s about “Allegations!”






Well to commemorate this "somber occassion," Nancy Pelosi has announced a new creative fundraiser for Dems in 2020: auctioning off limited-edition replicas of the dentures she wore during Trump's impeachment.

At least that's what the Babylon Bee seems to think...

The dentures have Pelosi's signature emblazoned in gold across the gums. Only 300 sets were made, so you'll need to jump on this opportunity to get this coveted souvenir from Trump's somber impeachment ceremony.





The bidding starts at $1,000.00 per pair, with all proceeds going to help Dems campaign on impeachment. Excited Democrats began bidding on the dentures, driving the price up into the tens of thousands of dollars immediately.

The Speaker of the House also said that if you act fast, you'll get a collector's edition plate and coin absolutely free. You're also able to "buy it now" with financing options of just 30% of your income for the rest of your life.

Former vice president Joe Biden will campaign in Texas, where he said he’s considering two of the nation’s most prominent Latino politicians to become his vice presidential running mate.




Biden told The Dallas Morning News in a video interview that he plans a strong campaign for the Lone Star State in 2020 because “it’s not enough to beat Trump, we’ve got to win back the Senate.”

“I know one thing: It’s not going to be enough to beat Trump, we’ve got to win back the Senate,” he insisted. “We’ve got to go in and campaign in states that are, in fact, doable or getable, even if I can’t win in that state, if it can help the nominee win, whether it’s Texas, or Georgia, or North Carolina, or Arizona, or Michigan. They’re the places I’m going to be because it’s not enough just to win, we have to win back the Senate.”

TDMN posed the question: “If you are the Democratic nominee, would you consider Beto O’Rourke or Julian Castro as a running mate?”

“Yes, I would. I’d consider either or both of them,” Biden said. “Look, I’ve spoken to each of them and spent some time talking to them. My plea to both of them is that they stay engaged. They are talented, talented people and there are a number of Latinos that are have endorsed, our former Secretary of Interior, a whole lot of people who are, I’m going to be, can guarantee there is going to be Latinos in my cabinet.

“I can guarantee you there is going to be Latinos in my White House, and both of them are qualified,” Biden said.


However, "Beto" O’Rourke is not Hispanic.

Despite his prominent use of a popular Hispanic nickname on the campaign trail, Robert Francis O’Rourke is a wealthy white man from a privileged upbringing.


Beto's Father's name: Patrick Francis O’Rourke (family is from Ireland).

Beto's Mother's maiden name: Melissa Martha Williams (family is from Wales).

Screenwriter and director Paul Schrader posted a bizarre Facebook message Wednesday in which he pondered the possibility of giving his screenwriting students an assignment about a plot to kill President Donald Trump.




Threatening to kill the president is a federal offense under the U.S. Code. It remains unclear if Schrader’s Facebook post constitutes a threat since it is deliberately worded as a series of hypothetical scenarios.


Here is Schrader Facebook post

Chopper Presser

CNN: Mr. President, Mr. President what do you have to say about Democratic Candidate, Elizabeth Warren's ability to forgive Student Loan Debt on Day One, if elected.

Trump: "Yeah, I heard about Warren's comment that..that badly..very badly..conceived idea that she can forgive student loan debt, bypassing Congress on Day 1...good luck with that idea of by-passing Congress, Liz. Good luck with that idea, Senator Warren.

Hey, Liz, if you're out there watching day time tv instead of taking care of representing the Great State of Maine in the constantly improving in greatness of The USA!..of which I as President do every day...constantly doing.

Right now, we're flying out to attend the opening of a spectacular new plant. Flying out to open this great new plant. So many newly hired employees. Good news you people in Fake News never cover or celebrate...doing the job the Great American People elected me to do.

Well Liz, put down the beer, and get your head together. Debt does not disappear with 'like' Obama's magic wand or something. EMPLOYMENT - which btw is up Bigly thanks to the great JOBS this administration is creating. Another Stock Market Record. Productivity is how debt is repaid, Liz.

And Obama said, we couldn't do it. That those jobs and industries were gone forever. That it would take a magic wand to make all these jobs and industries to reappear. And, we doing it. This administration is doing it. And, the great American people out there are doing it. People in the press don't report all this great news. You're FAKE NEWS!

Maybe Liz, should reconsider her policy proposal and implementation a bit. And be quiet.

Quiet, like a busy restaurant and the ability to over hear a cell phone conversation without a speaker quiet. Q.U.I.E.T.

Liz. You don't know what you are talking about.

Maybe Bernie is on to something with this patriarchy/misogyny thing--I don't know?

I've known so many great women...productive in their work and personal lives. From every walk of life, All Winners!

So, I can honestly tell you...tell the American people... that I've never experienced the kind of working women Bernie has surrounded himself with.

It's so odd, though. So, odd.

Is Bernie saying the Queen of England-- the wonderful Queen-- an adored example for the people of The United Kingdom, and throughout the world. Through out the entire world. Such an example for us all.

Certainly, from the character of the women I've known and worked with, the American people are most definitely able to elect a woman as President.

But, if Liz Warren's ideas about debt forgiveness -- based on an unconstitutional gambit - as she indicates in her statement -- is any indication as to why the American people will never elect a woman president, then that's something for the Democratic Party to work out.

Productive Ideas are the foundation of any successful political party.

The Great Economy is the proof of the value of Republican ideas.

Who knows? But, I yield to the DNC the Democrat Party's responsibility to to pick their candidate according to the merit of their own ideas and reasoning.

Until then-- maybe Liz could make herself useful, by making me a sandwich."


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Nancy Pelosi’s remarks naming the House impeachment managers:

This is a very important day for us. As you know I referenced temporal markers that our founders and our poets and others have used over time to place us in time, to emphasize the importance of time, because everything is about time.

Because everything is about time — how we use it, how we mark it. And today is an important day because today is the day that we name the managers, we go to the floor to pass the resolution to transmit the articles of impeachment to the Senate, and later in the day, when we have our engrossment, that we march those articles of impeachment to the United States Senate.

As I’ve said, it’s always been our founders, when they started, “When in the course of human events it becomes necessary” — when.

Abraham Lincoln – “Four score and seven years ago.”

Thomas Paine, ‘These are the times that try men’s souls.’

Again and again, even our poets, Longfellow — “Listen, my children and you will hear/Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere/On the 18th of April 1775/ Hardly a man is now alive/That remembers that famous day and year.”

“Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.” — Woody Allen

“Ack ack ack!” — Martian alien

All Comrades know that insider baseball is very concerned about sign stealing.

While questions remain concerning the 2017 Houston Astros’ rife illegal sign-stealing and Major League Baseball’s response, fallout from the biggest scandal in baseball since steroids inundated the sport continued Tuesday when the Boston Red Sox fired manager Alex Cora.

Cora, Houston’s bench coach in 2017, was charged in MLB’s nine-page report with working with players to devise the illegal sign-stealing system, which evolved into banging trash cans to relay catchers’ signs to hitters from a monitor placed behind the dugout.

After last night's Democrat Debate, everyone is now concerned about insider CNN passing secret coded smoke signals to Elizabeth (Woman) Warren which were indecipherable to Bernie (Sexist Pig) Sanders. This secret code language sent to Elizabeth Warren by Insider CNN made it impossible for Sanders to respond properly to allegations of misogyny.

CNN and Elizabeth Warren worked together to smear Bernie Sanders in a disgusting way.

This all started a few days ago when someone leaked to the media that Bernie recently told Warren that a woman could never be elected president.

Bernie was asked about it during the debate and completely denied it, giving a very reasonable answer. Then CNN turned to Warren and acted like Bernie had just lied and Warren played along rather than correcting them. It came off as really dirty.

Sanders is not an American Indian which made it possible for Insider CNN to take advantage of Sander's lack of diversity in signal skills. This coded smoke signal allowed Warren to steal home plate in the Democrat Presidential Debate.

Bernie cries grievance foul to Major League Politics Committee.

As yet, there has been no statement put forth by the Major League Politics Committee.

It's so rare, it makes news every time it happens: one by one, celebrities escape the inclusive, open-minded bubble of progressive virtue-signaling, and join the free-roaming, non-virtuous deplorables on the outside.

The tolerant progressives have made it abundantly clear that this will not be tolerated. The apostates are publicly shamed and added to the growing "cancel list" of purged non-persons who can't be allowed to work again. And yet, some inexplicable force continues to propel new escapees towards the external non-world.

The latest such celebrity on his way to non-personhood is Vince Vaughn. During the national championship game on Monday in New Orleans, he was caught on camerasharing jokes and shaking hands with president Trump, as Melania sat between them, in their private box.



This was followed by immediate demands to cancel his career and get Swingers and Wedding Crashers taken off the air for all of eternity.

Other names whose actions have triggered the tolerant demands for purges and show trials include Dave Chappelle and Ricky Gervais.

What hasn't made news - yet - is that the multi-talented musician Eric Carmen, formerly the front man of Raspberries and the author of many hit songs, has become a very outspoken Trump supporter and gone all the way MAGA.

As if that were not enough, he recently followed the People's Cube on Twitter and retweeted some of our posts.



In view of such developments, we suggested to rename some of his hits with a Cubist flavor:

Hungry Eyes, because the harvest failed... again

I wanna hear it from your lips, Pravda

And, well, "Obama's Elf" has already been done.



What other celebrities do you know who fit the Hollywood cancel-list?

A glorious day will soon be upon us, and next Tuesday™ is about to happen!

An undercover video published by Project Veritas on Tuesday shows a field organizer for Sen. Bernie Sanders’s 2020 campaign saying Soviet gulags were actually a positive phenomenon, suggesting that some similar program could re-educate Trump supporters and billionaires.

The video begins with a Project Veritas journalist asking an individual identified as Sanders organizer Kyle Jurek if “MAGA people” could be re-educated if Bernie wins the White House. “We gotta try,” Jurek replies. “In Nazi Germany, after the fall of the Nazi Party, there was a shit-ton of the populace that was f***ing Nazified.”





“Germany had to spend billions of dollars re-educating their f***ing people to not be Nazis,” he continues. “We’re probably going to have to do the same f***ing thing here.”

“That’s kind of what all Bernie’s whole f***ing like, ‘hey, free education for everybody’ because we’re going to have to teach you to not be a f***ing Nazi,” he added.

In another part of the video, Jurek is seen discussing Soviet Union dictator Joseph Stalin’s use of gulags, where he claims that the CIA was overly critical of them. “People were actually paid a living wage in the gulags, they conjugal visits in gulags, gulags were meant for re-education,” he says.

This is a preview of what is to come...

Caution: Foul Language!

Yes, comrades, the goddess of the 60's Folk Scene, has crawled from her purple haze to attempt lyrical hooliganism one more time.

Crazy, Washed Up Joan Baez Writes Anti-Trump Protest Song and It’s as Stupid as She Is

Joan Baez confesses to her failure to measure up to TPC's Karaoke Mill Standards of Karaoke Hooliganism.

Joan Baez, protest singer of the peace and civil rights movements of the 1960s, has gone viral with a protest song for today’s Trump era, called “Nasty Man.”

The song features roses in the Rose Garden telling President Donald Trump that he “owes the Earth a pardon;” pokes fun at the president for his border wall plans and Melania Trump’s notable absence from the White House; and suggests that he “better talk to a shrink” for his “serious psychological disorders.”

In the song, Baez also describes Trump finally falling into obsolescence: “That’s my little song/about a man gone wrong./He’s nasty from his head to his feet./When the dirt on this man/finally hits the fan,/and no one gives a damn about his tweets,/he’ll be finally and forever obsolete.”

The song, which Baez described to Rolling Stone as “not a good song, but it will make people laugh,” has garnered over two million views since the singer posted it to her Facebook page on Tuesday night.

Baez is NOT TPC equal!

Meghan Markle is the quintessential empowered Progressive woman. She not only cares, but she tirelessly travels the world raising awareness of how much she cares about all the issues that matter—and like every empowered Progressive woman, she has the uncanny ability to make an issue out of anything and everything. She’s a strong woman of independent thought if not means, who knows exactly what she wants and doesn’t hesitate to go after it by any means necessary. (See Hillary.)

Since her marriage to Prince Harry, and with her Hollywood celebrity credentials lending her the necessary gravitas, Meghan has become a beacon of hope and empowerment to Progressive women everywhere, and an agent of change to an antiquated, imperialist institution. She is the one we have been waiting for!

And even without these qualities, the very fact that she hates Trump should be more than enough for any of us!

All that being said, as a fellow Progressive woman, and like all the other Progressive women I know out there, I just want to say how disgusted and sickened I am by all the hateful comments people are making about how this latest crisis in the monarchy is all Meghan’s fault; of how Meghan has Harry “whupped” and is leading him around with a figurative ring in his nose—not that there’s anything wrong with having a ring in one’s nose. But to accuse her of exercising all the power here, of making all the decisions herself, of keeping Harry’s royal jewels in a lockbox—if I may quote another empowered Progressive woman: “How dare you!”

Such comments are clearly bullying, straight-up racist, downright sexist, and somehow transphobic and homophobic—mind you, I can’t explain how it’s transphobic or homophobic, but I thought I’d better throw those in there so no one accuses me of being transphobic or homophobic for omitting them. But there can only be one reason to gang up on and victimize and demonize someone so vulnerable and marginalized, and that’s sheer bigotry. Don’t you realize that you’re the ones who drove her to this? You’re so threatened by a strong, empowered Progressive woman, that you think you have to threaten her back, just like you do with all strong, empowered Progressive women!

You sure won’t catch a woke guy like Harry doing that.

Therefore, I will block and unfriend and denounce and uncomrade anyone who makes those comments. I will also add you to my DNR (Do Not Read) list which I will use to spread the word that no one who wants to be my friend—or see their name added to yours on my DNR list—should ever read your posts.

So unless you want to donate money to their foundation, or get whacked upside the head with my shovel, leave Harry and Meghan alone!

Adult Cream Pie coming to McDonald’s Japan

Comrades, watch what you order in McDonalds, and where you are. Ask in Japan, and soon you will get a warm, creamy-centered confection.... Ask for the same product in Kansas City, and you get a felony record for sexual assault, and a new ankle bracelet.

When googling this product, do not click on any links by Pornhub... at least from a government computer. Not that I would know anything about such things


Clearly no English speakers over the age of twelve were consulted in the marketing meeting where they decided "what do we call this." Not since Chevrolet learned that in Latin American Markets the Chevy Nova didn't sell because "no va" means "won't go" has a marketing failure of translation hit this kind of level, with one possible exception:

"Regardless of whether the wording was intentional or accidental, it’s a marketing boon for the fast food giant as people will no doubt be flooding social media with images of the lost-in-translation dessert as soon as it goes on sale, much like they did with the incidental blowjob cup from McDonald’s last year"

McDonalds. I'm Lovin' it...

(…and anything else that might come up in her assault on the duly elected President.)

Says Nanski: “As you have all observed, I have a denture problem. I have tried the best denture fixer available, “Gorilla Glue, Of Course!” To no avail! I have found that there is nothing that can keep me from spewing left-wing talking points while seeking dental hygiene.

Nanski stated: “If I can gaslight the American People™ of the Unined (yes, that’s how she says it) States of America AND For the Children™, I’ll say ANYTHING, Because I Can/Care™!I can always blame it on Gorilla Glue!

Her reps say she never meant to say that. No, Gorilla Glue made her say that. Of course!

What she really meant to say was “In order to maintain my leadership I’m gonna say I have the upper hand and demand the Senate follow my orders. Yeah, that’s the ticket! There are enough idiots in my party who will believe this. Right? RIGHT?

OF COURSE!

(inquiring minds find this Gorilla Glue thing racist! Is that fair?)

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a $75 candle that she says smells like her vagina Front Hole on her ‘Goop’ online store.

Note: We try to use the correct terminology as dictated by the Human Rights Campaign Foundation.

Unfortunately, the candle sold out within hours!





Also, Netflix announced Ms. Paltrow will be producing an upcoming “holistic wellness” series called “The Goop Lab,” which will premiere January 24!




And last but not least, Ms. Paltrow is also selling tickets for an ocean cruise!



I do not know if the special candles are included in the price, nor do I know if ticket purchasers will have their vagina's Front Holes steam cleaned as Paltrow has recommended in the past.



The People's Cube™ reports, you decide!

Meghan Markle's husband is running away from home with her to an uncertain future as an abused, cuckolded, gaslit house-husband in Canada.

He has given up the only thing he is known for and has no identifiable job skills.

Meghan has returned to the ornament 8-month old child they left behind in Canada.

The child had to be left with friends as it is inconvenient for a person with such difficult living circumstances to also be responsible for a useless baby - the royal child will be useful later during the divorce and headline drama in punishing the royals.

When will it stop, comrades? When will the War Criminal Trump, who stole the election with Russian help from Ukraine, be stopped from repeatedly starting World War III?

From the earliest days of his illegal presidency, the War Criminal Trump has been a loose cannon in foreign affairs, destroying the carefully crafted diplomatic matrix that has sustained an acceptable level of terrorism on a global scale since the Carter administration.

The Democratic-Socialist giants that preceded this rogue established a workable system in which the United States acknowledged its proper place in the world. When a country like North Korea snapped its fingers, we jumped to apologize. When China looked askance, we gave them technological presents to enhance their ballistic missile capabilities in the name of preserving peace. When Iran called us the Great Satan and took American service personnel captive, we gave them plane loads of cash to atone for the wrongs of American imperialism.

We bowed to the House of ibn Saud.

But we were not the whipping-boy of the world, oh no. Each and every concession we made to China, North Korea, Iran, and countless other nations came with the ironclad requirement that they were to do whatever they damn well pleased in return.

Now what do we have? A WAR CRIMINAL in charge of the government, a dictator who runs mad. By my count, the War Criminal Trump has started Word War III on no less than three separate occasions, each with a devastating effect on a planetary scale.

Remember when the War Criminal Trump confronted peace-loving and reasonable North Korea for its entirely justified ballistic missile tests in the Pacific? World War III broke out! Japan was destroyed by North Korean nuclear strikes! The draft was reimposed by Executive Order! NATO collapsed! Prince Harry married Meghan Markle in protest!

And then, just days later it seemed, Trump embarked on an unprovoked trade war with the People's Republic of China that quickly escalated into another World War III! Taiwan was immediately invaded, while the U.S. Pacific Fleet was reduced to a pile of smoking rubble at the bottom of the ocean! The global economy collapsed! Africa erupted in ethnic warfare! Guam capsized as millions of war refugees clambered onto the island and upset its balance! The draft was re-reinstated by Executive Order! Rationing was imposed on gasoline, wheat, meat, sugar, plywood, and feminine hygiene products!

And now, finally, just days ago, War Criminal Trump ordered the ruthless assassination of the Iranian Elvis, their equivalent of the vice president, a peaceful and beloved public figure! He was killed by a cowardly American drone-launched missile as he waited at the Baghdad airport to pick up his children from school! War Criminal Trump MADE THE AYATOLLAH CRY!

War Criminal Trump forced the Iranians to shoot down a Ukrainian airliner full of Canadians because Ukraine didn't produce enough dirt on the Bidens, and to get back at Justin Trudeau for being a way cooler head of state than War Criminal Trump is!

Then World War III began AGAIN! Wall Street crashed! The draft was re-re-reinstated! Britain voted to leave the EU and immediately began holding gladiatorial games in Piccadilly Circus! Australia burst into flames! Riot, followed by famine, followed by cannibalism swept through the Midwest! Mayor Pete had a hissy fit! As anarchy and chaos swept the globe, GRETA THUNBERG WAS OPENLY MOCKED!

Now, comrades, now as we squat in the rubble of our once great civilization, brought to ruin by the War Criminal Trump, can we not agree that this madman must be stopped? If he starts a fourth World War III, Democratic-Socialism may be doomed! Doomed, I say! DOOMED!

Doomed!

Dooooooooommmmmmmmed....

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When I heard the news I couldn't believe it. I still can't.

Goodbye to the smartest man in rock. Neil wrote so much philosophy into his lyrics, philosophy he learned from all the books he read. He was the absolute best, in my opinion only Hal Blaine and Mel Taylor were on the same level.

There is one fewer genius in our world today.

Comrades, just as 1917 marked the first Red Revolution, the People's Cube announces a totally revamped, re-educated, and re-energized Red Revolution 2020.

Rally with us to end decades of legislatively imperialist rule by oppressors of The People.™

Legislation by Aristocratic Elites has resulted in American cities being overrun by excrementing vagrants, rats, and other carriers of disease and drugs. End this travesty!

End destitute living conditions of needy single-parent pole dancers, who were punished with the baby from an unaccountable son of some legislative overlord!

Join the People's Revolution 2020 to prevent a future in which you will be a lowly taxpaying serf, unable to leave the State Lands ruled by Legislatively Privileged Elites!

End the corrupt policy that allows even the children of Legislative Aristocrats to hold overpaid positions on boards of companies in pursuit of even more legislatively oppressive measures to crush the competition!

Rise up against the unhinged overclass of the Legislatively Privileged, and against their journalist running dogs!

Rally together in Red Solidarity to stop these immoral and criminal Legislative Elites in their quest to keep the economy from flourishing, as they attempt to oppose The People's will of 2016!

Go Red Revolution 2020 with The People's Cube!