How ironic that these two headlines were juxtaposed as seen on a news page.

Jeff Bezos Introduced as Cyber Safety Czar in new office under the Department of Homeland Security

Bezos pictured back left
Wilmington - November 24, 2020 - President-Elect Biden introduced his security team this afternoon and discussed his plan to create a new position within the Department of Homeland Security called the "Cyber Safety Czar", and plans to nominate Jeff Bezos to the position."It was an obvious choice," stated Biden, "with our plans to be able to gather information on all worshipers, family holiday celebrants, and non-mask wearers. It was a no-brainer, since most of Mr. Bezos' software and hardware infrastructure is already in most people's homes, with that Amazon Emo doohicky or Alexandria thingamabobber."An inside source who will remain anonymous provided the name for the planned operation to be unveiled in more detail in 2021 as Operation "Binary Information Gathering Before Republicans Or Trumpers Have Even Realized", or B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.At the time we went to press, a whistleblower was reporting that it is all a ruse by Jeff Bezos to actually remove President Biden so that he can become the Supreme Leader and marry his longtime crush, Jill Biden.

Twitter is now censoring and attaching warnings to tweets made by Trump and other conservatives who point out the existence of voter fraud. At the same time Twitter never disputes claims made by the Democrats, no matter how little evidence exists to support those claims.

We thought a series of "Things you will never see on Twitter" will help to make this discrepancy more obvious.

The #MeToo movement declared president Trump the winner of the recent presidential election stating, "he claimed to be a victim of voter fraud, and you should always believe the victim."

A spokespersoncxz for the radical feminist group explained that they had no choice if they wanted to avoid being called "a bunch of stinking hypocrites."

The Ivy League Social Justice Warrior Association floated an argument that this rule only applies to persons of a superior gender (self-identified womyn) or Über-Pigmentierte (self-identified persons of superior pigmentation).

Progressives throughout the USA are now worried that should President Trump use their playbook and self-identify as a black woman for the duration of the coming two months, the progressive coalition would have no choice but to concede the election.

Great news!

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The syllogism: I say I stand for human rights. I say education and healthcare are human rights. Therefore do what I say or else.

The Visual Agitation and Propaganda Directorate has addressed the most urgent issues of the day: fighting unsafe situations caused by unsafe speech in unsafe spaces.

Many unfortunate accidents that happened last weekend in our nation's capital to Trump supporters, as filmed by independent Antifa and BLM observers, could have been easily avoided had these misguided citizens seen our Accident Prevention posters and kept their mouths shut - or, better yet, stayed home.

It is especially tragic that these accidents continue to happen amid the calls for national healing and unity by our President-elect and the mainstream media, who are selflessly working to create a safe environment for all Americans.

Any similarities with our earlier Accident Prevention posters are purely coincidental.

The real definition of socialism is: Everyone does exactly what I say or else.

The reason socialists can never be pinned down to say exactly what they mean by "socialism" is that it actually means: "You will do exactly what I tell you to do or else."

This is really simple and straightforward. Once you understand what they mean when they say "socialism," everything else about socialists and socialism becomes clear.

There is no deep meaning to the idea, nor any substance to the word "socialism," nor any other outcome other than a person or a small group ruling (in every sense ruling) over the rest of society.

It is Rule. It is dictatorship. It is the end of self-governance, of consent of the governed, and of everything else that we need to live as humans on a human plane of living.

Socialists are criminals on a social scale and they know it. Hence they don't like to say who they are and refuse to be nailed down to exactly what they mean by the word "socialism." Which is, "Do exactly what I tell you to do or else."

Somewhere on our planet, in some Third-World banana republic, a coup d'état is at work, to topple a legitimate government. Luckily for us, such a thing could never happen here.

It all happened according to historical precedents. The forces trying to usurp power used their total control over the media apparatus and broadcasting systems. They filled the airwaves with constant anti-government propaganda. In doing so they were able to distort the perception of reality and steer the opinion of the citizens during the coup. This did not happen overnight; these institutions were infiltrated over the course of many years, or even decades.

Meanwhile, on the streets, the junta's thugs assaulted citizens who did not comply with the new order. People were beaten, their property burnt. Lists were compiled of enemies of the new oligarchy. Deprived of information because of the media takeover, citizens found it hard to organize a resistance.

In an attempt to legitimize their takeover, the junta heads had organized a sham election. With the help of shady voting software and some blatant malpractice the new authorities gave their power grab a veneer of decency. Nobody really believed the results, but attempts to contest the legality of the polling methods were blocked by threatening lawyers who took the case to court. Citizens who spoke up were intimidated by agents of the new regime who had infiltrated the security forces.

The whole thing was years in the making. Decades ago, the new regime's agents infiltrated all institutions of higher learning, the civil service administrations and even the army. The entire power structure of the nation was compromised. Top military personnel even showed support for the new order in the months leading up to the "elections". Big business concerns gradually started sponsoring the usurpers over the years, sensing that doing so might protect them from direct assaults by the new regime and hoping that government support could help stifle their competition through decrees and protectionism.

We can only pray for the citizens of this unhappy nation. Thank God things like this are impossible here.

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Explosive revelations from Sidney Powell: Release the kraken!

Sidney Powell has explosive charges about the size and nature of the growing election-fraud scandal:

. . . it’s been organized and conducted with the help of Silicon Valley people, the big tech companies, the social media and even the media companies. And, I’m going to release the Kraken!

If the video doesn't play, click here to go to the tweet and see the danger for yourself.

I am now fully convinced we are living in an episode of The Black Mirror. This is creepy.
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— LuckyMcGee (@LuckyMcGee) November 14, 2020

Oregon Sex Workers Now Eligible For COVID Aid through CP Grant


Oregon's Roll-In-The-Haymarket Pole Dancing Collective has received a Cloward-Piven Corona'd Grant to address Oregon's issues.

The funds are part of $45 million in health equity grants distributed by the Oregon People's Health Authority to mitigate the spread of COVID-19 in tribal communities and communities of color, which have been disproportionally affected by the virus, in which promiscuous sex is the only payin' game in their Corona'd community.

The grants will allow the Roll-In-The-Haymarket Pole Dancing CollectiveRto provide financial assistance to 75 people, who can receive up to $1,600 in rent assistance, $500 in utility assistance and $150 toward internet services to ensure the rights of tribal communities and communities of color, as well as known and unknown genders and/or species, disproportionally affected by the virus to survive living in a Corona'd World sponsored by the Cloward-Piven Corona'd Grant to the Roll-In-The-Haymarket Pole Dancing Collective so they could redress and redirect Oregon's issues.

If right wing conspiracists show you evidence of suspiciously high voter turnout, just remember this: it's all explained by RealScience™.

A team of Democrat economists, headed by Paul Krugman, have developed a new revolutionary theory called "Fractional Reserve Voting," which was effectively implemented, mostly fraudlessly, on Election Day.

It goes like this: whenever you deposit a credible vote (i.e., a vote for the GoodParty™), the local city authorities add this vote to your "Voting Deposit Conto" in a Voting Bank. Just like with your paper Inflation Rags ("dollars") the Voting Bank then holds your vote in reserve while creating multiple new votes for loans and investments, at a fractional reserve ratio of 90%. As long as the Voting Bank has one real ballot in reserve for the GoodParty™, it can lend 9 new votes to worthy investors (i.e., the Democrat Party).

So if you don't believe some cases of imporobable Stalinist voter turnout, you're a stupid rube and a racist bigot with no knowledge of Modern Electoral Theory. Now unify with your betters, you deplorable.

After creating lists of all the evil people who worked against progressivism in the previous years, the Office of the Mostly Legitimate Kommissar Elect is now scouting locations for Trump supporter re-education camps. The best choice so far seem to be Democrat-run inner cities.

"We were looking for really hellish places," a Biden spokesthingxz said. "After all, a gulag is not a pleasure cruise. We want them to suffer."

"We first chose Hell itself," zxhe continued, "but the Prince of Darkness refused our request because he's afraid we'll steal his throne in an election scam. So then the choice became obvious."

Everybody identified and denounced as a Trump supporter will be "united" in boxcars and driven to central Seattle, Portland, Detroit, or San Francisco and forced to live amid the feces, drug needles, permanent looting, rioting and general despair. Their children will be taught nothing useful in schools, only to hate themselves. If they try to better their lot through hard work they will be taxed into oblivion and ridiculed. Their property will disappear in flames while they are hunted by demonic figures taunting and harrassing them.

In fact, it will be just like hell - but with face masks.

Good news, comrades. There is now proof that team Biden did NOT commit any fraud in the election, according to the definition of the word "fraud". *

Other words that will be considered for an overhaul in the next edition of NewSpeak are:

• fair coverage: "saying good stuff about the anointed one"


• widespread: "impossibly large, as in: widespread fraud is impossible to find because it's an impossible impossibility, for real"


• election observer: "a person who is not allowed into a building"


• identity checks: "what?"


• electoral college: "Eum, what?"


• unity: "the moment your vanquished foes lick your boots"


• peaceful transition: "making lists of your political enemies for... later use"

* (The definition of the word "fraud" may have been changed a little since three hours ago, after some... conversations with publishers. Please throw old dictionaries in your local memory hole).

Comrades!

Only good and cheerful media news ahead now! We have finally entered that happy stretch, after the depressing four years of terrible media news. And it's only just the beginning!

For instance, the first big news after the glorious Rally of the Victors by the winning Harris-Biden-Hunter administration was the announcement by Pfizer of the creation of the new anti-Covid vaccine. The Harris-Biden-Hunter vaccine is out and the Dow is up.

Trump had only promised he would do it, but the Harris-Biden-Hunter team actually did it!

Of course, the Trumpers immediately rushed to claim credit, but thank Marx we have the trusty media on our side. Not so fast, Trumpies!

Pence breaks silence to take credit for Pfizer vaccine - and drugs company immediately denies Trump involved

Pfizer has clarified that the US government was not involved in their development of a Covid-19 vaccine

Mike Pence has broken his post-election silence to trumpet the Trump administration’s backing of a new coronavirus vaccine - only for the company to immediately point out that their vaccine had nothing to do with the government.

This, comrades, is the Current Truth™. The expired truth is available to loyal comrades only on the need-to-know basis. Therefore, if you are a loyal comrade, keep reading. Everyone else must stop at this point and simply share this story on social media.

The expired truth is this Pfizer's press release for investors dated July 22, 2020:

PFIZER AND BIONTECH ANNOUNCE AN AGREEMENT WITH U.S. GOVERNMENT FOR UP TO 600 MILLION DOSES OF MRNA-BASED VACCINE CANDIDATE AGAINST SARS-COV-2

U.S. government placed an initial order of 100 million doses for $1.95 billion and can acquire up to 500 million additional doses…

…Pfizer Inc. today announced the execution of an agreement with the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the Department of Defense to meet the U.S. government’s Operation Warp Speed program goal to begin delivering 300 million doses of a vaccine for COVID-19 in 2021.

The fact that today Pfizer is distancing itself from Trump's Operation Warp Speed is a testament to the Party's influence in the ruling-elite community. No wink-wink is required for all informed comrades to understand the reasons for this denial and why the vaccine hadn't been announced before the election, but only after the Harris-Biden-Hunter team has declared victory.

The moral lesson here is clear: we must continue to narrative where Trump is playing politics with human lives and wants everybody to die.

Any questions? No? Good, I can feel your compliance, comrades.

Good, good, let the vaccine flow through you. At least until we achieve total compliance through pharmacology.