Sorry, thought criminals, but you will remain in jail until you have undergone a Karl Marx Treatment Center styled cleansing of your political minds—at least in D.C. ....so far.

Corrupt Judge Amy Berman Jackson Releases Jan. 6 Protester from Pre-Trial Custody After Repudiates Donald Trump

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In traditional chess, white gets to go first. A shocking and racist beginning to anything, but pretty much what you'd expect from a game invented by white people.*

Anti-racist Chess is an updated, more equitable version of this ancient but problematic pastime.

How to Play

The rules are similar to traditional chess with these modifications to make it more fair for the Pieces of Color (PoC):

1. Before playing, the skin color of both players is determined. The players are to be assigned their pieces based on skin color if at all possible: black players get the black pieces, racist white people get the racist white pieces, etc. If both players are the same skin color, the player with the fewest grievances must play as white.


2. Before the game starts, the black player gets to draw two 'race cards' from the Diverstity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) deck.


3. Black gets to move first.


4. All the black pieces can move anywhere on the board during their turn. Only one piece can be moved per turn.


5. The white pieces can only move forward one square. Only one piece can be moved per turn.


6. Players are permitted to play a race card at any time, which allows them to remove any one of their opponent's pieces from the board. After the race card has been played, another can be drawn from the deck.


7. Just like traditional chess, the first player to place the other player's king in checkmate wins. Stalemates are also possible, in which case the black player automatically wins to make up for past injustices.

History of the game

Critical Race Theory (CRT) Professor Kincade X. Charletien noticed a disturbing trend in the game of chess in 2016. He analyzed 632 chess matches going back to 1948 and discovered this shocking fact: white wins 54.6% of the time. While most people would make this obvious example of systemic racism known by the usual methods - publication of a book, writing an expose for the New York Times, or burning down a city - Dr. Charletien decided to go a different route. Like the inventor of Monopoly, he would seek to educate the toiling masses by harnessing mankind's natural attraction to games and puzzles.

He invented Anti-Racist Chess in 2019 and it became an instant classic, replacing 'racist chess' nearly everywhere in the US and selling over 87 million copies in the first year.

Makes an excellent Kwanzaa gift!
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* Some people still believe chess was invented in India 1,300 years ago, but that has been shown to be an elaborate hoax: Chess was actually invented by white slave traders in 1619.

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A quick take on California, interstate commerce, and restraint of trade.

It's amazing how the Left turned on its head the commerce clause (which was written in order to prevent state legislatures from conducting restraint of trade in interstate commerce) and used the clause against private entities.

Тhe commerce clause was not intended against private entities. It was intended to be a bulwark against corrupt state legislatures. And now a State is clearly restraining interstate trade through its state government and no one seems to understand what a violation of the constitution it clearly is.

Naval Station Norfolk, VA -- The United States Navy has contracted experts to determine the preferred genders of all its nautical vessels.

For millenia, mariners have assumed ships and boats were female and referred to them as "she/her." As the world becomes more aware that people are actually whatever gender they happen to be thinking of at the moment, a nearly universal outcry erupted that we are assuming the genders of all sorts of objects.

Despite initial objections from some high-ranking Trump era holdovers, the Navy has decided that now is the time to come into 21st century thinking by figuring out what gender each ship actually would prefer to be. This is a new field, but experts from top US universities soon stepped up and were promptly hired.

"Aside from the fact that it is naturally just sexist and homophobic, it is also illogical." says Dr. Indigo Yehuda, a gender studies expert from Brown University who is working on this effort. "We've been assuming since, like, forever that all ships are female, right? But think about it - all ships can't be female, because then where would the little baby ships come from, like that rowboat over there? Duh."

It is expected to take between 2-5 years and cost approximately $123M to fully understand the preferred genders of every vessel in the US Naval fleet. But the US Navy is committed and knows that someday, in the words of one Admiral who preferred to remain unidentified, "when you talk about one of our ships, you'll feel confident you won't offend it or anyone else around by referring to it by the wrong pronoun."

In the future you'll ride high speed rail to go to the grocery store.

Or walk.

Portland, OR -- Sean Kealiher was killed in a hit and run accident after an altercation with the driver a week ago. The incident has been ruled a possible homicide by police. After those initial findings, the investigation appears to have stalled.

Mr. Kealiher and his mother, Laura "All Cops are Bastards" Kealiher, are member's of Portland's local Antifa group which protests law and order, sometimes violently.

The investigation into Mr. Kealiher's death hasn't progressed much at this point. Speaking with the detective in charge of the investigation, we're learned they have yet to interview witnesses, do forensic analysis or really anything beyond the initial paperwork required for a 'cause of death' determination.

Detective Dirk Masterson stated "we have a lot going on right now" as he blew the dust off a folder with the words "Kealiher Case" written on it. "Oh yeah - we're working really hard on this one. I might be following up on some leads pretty soon, once I get the rest of my caseload down a little. We'll see. It's high on my priority list, but probably not at the top right now."

Only days ago, China tested a nuclear-capable hypersonic missile against which no nation on Earth has the power to defend.




The USSA lurched forward with a bold response to the threat by appointing a man who believes he is a woman to the rank of four-star admiral in the Public Health Service Commissioned Corps: Dr. Richard (Rachel) Levine



But because the Government is infected with an epidemic of diversarrhea, Secretary of Health and Human Services, Xavier Becerra, called "Admiral" Levine the "first-ever female four star admiral."

Let's follow the science (not the Science™) here: Levine is a man, not a woman. No matter how much he believes he's a woman and no matter how much the Government humors his delusion (and expects you to humor it, too), Levine is a man, so he cannot be the "first female four-star admiral." Rather, he is a sexual dysphoric benefitting from the diversarrhea epidemic.

To recap, HHS has placed a man with a mental health problem in charge of the nation's public health (even after he botched the job in Pennsylvania) and given him a top military rank (and apparently some unearned naval decorations, too), all for the sake of diversarrhea, which takes priority over everything except maybe defense against contrived boogymen such as climate change, terrorist parents, insurrectionist Trump voters, and the unvaccinated.

How are our nuclear-armed adversaries taking this news? [meme not mine]

Remember when we hardly gave a thought to the sexuality of comic book super heroes? It wasn't what we wanted or needed to know, we were satisfied to see lots of action and thrilling stories. We didn't care what they had for breakfast or if they got athlete's foot or which hand they wiped their asses with, we were there to escape the real world and dive into epic fantasy.

But the biggest comic publishers no longer care what the biggest fans want or why comic books rose in popularity for over half a century. Now they cater only to the smallest segment of their audience: the woke. A minuscule minority with a loud and spiteful voice that prefers to see iconic heroes emasculated and turned into the same sort of woke zombies that they themselves are.

No wonder comic book sales are slumping and some of the newest comic-derived films are tanking at the box office. They're going in the wrong direction and most of us see it: why can't they?

The Administration of Lies Secretary of Lying about Transportation Pete Buttigieg informs CNN viewers of the current truth de jour:

The U.S. Naval Criminal Investigative Service wished the U.S.Navy Happy Birthday in a tweet on Wednesday with a photo of a Russian ship. Let's hope they don't investigate anything more important than who stole Captain Queeg's cherries.


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NCIS Accidentally Wishes Navy Happy Birthday with Photo of Russian Ship

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CNN:Get Used to Empty Supermarket Shelves, Comrade

What happened to the legendary obedience of rock musicians and their compliance with the party line? Aren't they supposed to speak in one voice with the progressive establishment, saying only what has been pre-approved by the High Commissar of the Rock Music Directorate?

Below is a most equal article worthy of the editors of Pravda, who have now apparently moved to the Rolling Stone Magazine. The only thing missing is the denouncement of the so-called "musician" Clapton as a propagandist of the bourgeois and decadent opiate for the masses known as "rock and/or roll," which poisons the minds of the toiling workers and peasants, distracting them from the proletarian revolution.

ROLLING STONE: Eric Clapton Isn't Just Spouting Vaccine Nonsense—He's Bankrolling It

(I)n recent months Clapton has himself become a leading vaccine skeptic, part of a community that Dr. Anthony Fauci has said is “part of the problem — because you’re allowing yourself to be a vehicle for the virus to be spreading to someone else.” And while never explicitly condemning the lockdown, he’s said “live music might never recover” and joined Van Morrison for three songs that amount to lockdown protest anthems. By way of a friend’s social media account, he’s also detailed what he called his “disastrous” experience after receiving two AstraZeneca shots (“propaganda said the vaccine was safe for everyone,” he wrote).

Clapton recently embarked on a U.S. tour booked in red states despite surging transmission numbers and death rates — and at venues that largely don’t require proof of vaccination. In the process, this Sixties icon, who embraced the sex, drugs, and rock & roll lifestyle as much as anyone in his generation, has drawn praise from conservative pundits. In Austin, he posed for backstage photos with Texas’ anti-vax-mandate Gov. Greg Abbott, known for his attacks on abortion and voting rights. . . .

In what may be among the final acts of his career, Clapton risked his reputation and part of his devoted fan base when he doubled down on his views.

It is time, comrades, to compile a list of all the politically illiterate rock musicians for the distribution among the various party organs of our vast American Motherland. Take example of our Soviet comrades who have been successfully combating such musical noncompliance in the glory days of the USSR.

List of Forbidden Rock Bands in the USSR in 1985

See it explained here.

Comrades, "Next Tuesday" has entered the popular lexicon. The influence of TPC expands exponentially.



I suspect this man is a frequent visitor.