Letter to Ahmadinejad from Comrade Leninka

Dear Comrade Ahmadinejad,

You must forgive Comrade Barack from sending Hillary to announce that she is pro-Democracy, for your country. You understand, of course, that Comrade Barack at least had to pretend that he is treating your unruly, ungrateful masses as equally as he treated and sympathized with his Islamic friends in Egypt, so he had to do something. Besides, you know it's code that when Comrade Hillary says anything, it's just for show.

Please be assured, Comrade Barack is in your corner. He would be right there, giving you encouragement to hang in there and not back down against those rioting democracy seeking ninnies you have there.

Oh, and by the way, I've purchased some lipstick for you. Black Plum, by Chanel. I think the color would be perfect for you.