Chairman! Et Al, Free OPM! - Comrade Cube In Louisiana


Here comrades, we see the Cube outside the Home of the Fighting Bayou Bengal Tigers of LSU! The left hand corner shows part of the "cage" mentioned below.

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Now the Cube is checking out the LSU Tiger’s own Mike the Tiger’s million dollar plus “cage.” Ah, if only our proles could live in such digs eh? BTW, this is the only animal cage one will find in the State of Louisiana that does not come equipped with a sign for a recipe.

Unfortunately, Mike the Tiger seemed less than impressed bythe Cube, he slept through the whole thing, no doubt sated by the People’s foodand dreams of the glorious Tigers on the football field this coming year..

Now Chairman, we get to the part that I know will cause a tingle down your legs, your heart to beat rapidly, and for socialist sorrow to shed tears at the loss. Here, like a compass needle is drawn to the north(which raises the question, why is the north so competitive? Why are the other directions discriminated against?), the Chairman is drawn to OPM, the Cube was drawn to the home of the first and most famous socialist, Huey “Every Man’s a King” Long!

Uh Chairman, for a Lenin’s second I thought you were there! Then I realized that this feeling was caused by the sheer force of collective spirit that seemed to reach out from the very ground reaching into my back pocket for OPM! This man was a socialist before socialism was cool! If this doesn’t inspire you, then you are either a necro voter or a imperialist war mongering Bush lover!

The Cube was now presented to the House that Huey built, and received due deference.

This comrades, is most sad. This is the site where Huey was gunned down by a mad dentist, a pawn in the hand of Bush operatives bent on preventing Huey from running for the White House against FDR who was but a featherweight socialist compared to Huey. It was alleged that this dentist with his little pistol actually killed Huey, not the hundreds of machine gun bullets fired by his bodyguards in a rather confined marble hallway. I would show the one picture of a bullet hole, but it sort of looks like the surface of Saturn.There used to be many when I was a kid, but those panels have been replaced, nodoubt to cover up the Bush conspiracy.

Finally, looking back at Huey and my hometown.

Here we have the Huey P Long governor’s mansion, which DOES NOT BARE ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE WHITE HOUSE!

Finally, I retired to a Collective Coffeehouse where I studied hard to figure out how to operate the Cube.

Voila! I have the answer! I beat the Cube in 2 ways! First,my cube is redder than other comrade’s red! Yes it is! Secondly, there are 6 sides to the cube, But only one side does not have the People’s Cube insignia.That side has the anagram RUBIK, This clearly stands for Revolutionary Understanding Begets Intelligence and Knowledge! See? I am more equal!

After all of this, the Cube needed some refreshing People’s beverage.

It’s been a long day, so now the Cube must rest on my very own spread, made especially for me, the Mighty Pup!

That is that comrades, I hope you enjoyed.


But the collective expected you to show pictures of the Cube inside Pup's Party Pleasure Palace, and it is disappointed not to find any. Also the personal parking place in front of Party headquarters with the sign "Reserved for Marshal Pupovich" as supporting evidence to beat all the parking tickets that are being forwarded to the Party Office of Accounting, Judgment, and Dispensation. The collective finds itself thoroughly agitated and demands that heads roll.
Whose heads is to be decided by drawing straws or by tossing the Cube.


I mourn the passing of Comrade Huey Long. Truly a noble socialist.


Red Square
But the collective expected you to show pictures of the Cube inside Pup's Party Pleasure Palace, and it is disappointed not to find any. Also the personal parking place in front of Party headquarters with the sign "Reserved for Marshal Pupovich" as supporting evidence to beat all the parking tickets that are being forwarded to the Party Office of Accounting, Judgment, and Dispensation. The collective finds itself thoroughly agitated and demands that heads roll.Comrade Red Square, I am so sorry I was unable to fulfill your wish before I was aware of it, and I am not sure if I can supply a picture of me and the Cube inside the Pup's Party Pleasure Palace, at least not till I examine them closely to make sure there is no, er, sensitive material showing. But I am pleased to finally settle this alleged parking spot "tempest in a vodka bottle." Here you see my parking spot, along with my security assistants and my power chair. It is necessary for me to have one close to the entrance and a power chair due to my disability, brought on in the service of the Party.





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