Terry Jim wrote:I'll have to click over to ACORN's website, I suppose.

I have a friend in Las Vegas who tells me that the Nevada SOS raided ACORN's site for voter fraud. It seems that they'd registered most of the Dallas Cowboys.

We must teach these comrades how to do really good voter fraud. Use only Joe Smith, Jose Garcia, and George Washington.

Premier Betty wrote:I met some of those guys... they didn't seem to like my greeting and peacemaking methods....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnGE1dyjxQQ

Thanks, Betty. Now I know the next game to buy that I'll never get around to playing...

Don't forget this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOOXjyiolMI

Red Bubba wrote:Who do we contact at the neo-com headquarters to get "People's Cubists for Obama" included on their website?

Premier Betty wrote:Don't forget this one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOOXjyiolMI

Thanks for guaranteeing me strangedreams [sic]. PS3?! What's wrong with you?!

The PS3 is great!

No point in buying a 360 because all the games on it eventually come out on PC, and LittleBigPlanet is incredibly fun! I'm in the public beta and it may look stupid and lame, but it's a lot of fun! It's like Super Mario, but in 3D, and has lots more stuff to do!

And you can build your own levels!

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Premier Betty wrote:The PS3 is great!

No point in buying a 360 because all the games on it eventually come out on PC...

Yeah, if you want to wait 5 years for the next installation of Halo and be forced to upgrade to a buggy, memory-hogging OS.

Sometimes the gaming experience is equal, but other times one platform is more equal than others for a particular game.

GAMERZ & HAXORZ 4 08@/\/\@!

I too, as Proletarian, am unqualified. My job is shoveling for the People and working for the communication company with the BIG RED checkmark.

I would like to see The People's Cube Obama Party Visual Agitation added to this video:
<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2-zzmCmMVI

Free carbon credits to the first post confirming an Obama Tramp Stamp.

If you mean Homeless for Obama, in googling it I found this which strikes me as interesting because out of his 35 friends, the first one listed (Tom) looked eerily familiar to me. I'm pretty darn sure he's the only acknowledged friend (aside from a sock and the Mime) of Dennis "impeach/evict,,,," Mccullough.

And speaking of the Mime, why no Mimes for Obama?

Authorities Catch Obama Registering Homeless Obamas
Posted by Michael Asher on Thursday, October 09, 2008 10:57:52 AM

On a related note, here's something we did on another thread a while ago...

Climatologists for change
Diapers for change
Light bulbs for change
Toll booth operators for change
David Bowie for change
Minds for change
Opinions for change
Scenery for change
Weather for change
Channels for change
Subjects for change
Oil for change (every 3,000 miles)

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

AbecedariusRex wrote:
It's basically like a Margarita only there's no Tequila, Triple Sec or Ice. Plenty of salt, though.

Oh, that's why it sort of tasted like borscht.

No. No. No. That's the Ethyl Glycol in it. I get this ingredient from Chairman Meow.

--

Margaritas, Blogonuv? Why are you spoiling your proles. Grain alcohol gets them the buzz they need, nothing more. Why waste that tequila? If you think that they need the citrus, there are now vitamin C pills which are perfectly sufficient.

And cheaper.

I think that Pinkie will be talking to you. With her shovel.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Margaritas, Blogonuv? Why are you spoiling your proles. Grain alcohol gets them the buzz they need, nothing more. Why waste that tequila? If you think that they need the citrus, there are now vitamin C pills which are perfectly sufficient.

And cheaper.

[highlight=#ffff00]Vitamin C lovers for Obama![/highlight]

Tiglath-Pileser wrote:

Opiate of the People wrote:There needs to be an Obama logo for Necro-Americans, the most loyal voting bloc for any Chicago pol.

Good one! It looks like a scene from the movie "Night of the Living Dead Voter" where all the zombie cannabalistic community organizers rise from their graves and demand "spare change we can believe in".

Speaking of "Night of the Living Dead Voter" my state said that they have about 25,000 registered. Seems about 5,000 dead Houstonians voted in person in our primary last March.

They are the perfect constituents; vote as told; and have no post election demands.

Opiate of the People wrote:
Good one! It looks like a scene from the movie "Night of the Living Dead Voter" where all the zombie cannabalistic community organizers rise from their graves and demand "spare change we can believe in".

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Margaritas, Blogonuv? Why are you spoiling your proles. Grain alcohol gets them the buzz they need, nothing more. Why waste that tequila? If you think that they need the citrus, there are now vitamin C pills which are perfectly sufficient.

And cheaper.

I think that Pinkie will be talking to you. With her shovel.

First,

As Official Party Necro-Proxy Preservationista, I must remind whomever it was that created the Necro-Proxies for Obama Logo that not all are Christian, and so the cruciform in the lettering is anathema. That bit of Party business over, I am glad to finally see an official Peoples Cubists for Obama logo... I was beginning to wonder if we needed to Denounce someone...

... That said, and I believe that The Commissarka Formerly Known As Pinkie would agree, there seems to be a distinct lack of SHOVELERS FOR OBAMA logo. If we at TPC are not shovelers of all kinds, at heart, what are we? I also don't think Sweepers for Obama would go amiss.... but that is just my 'Cleanliness is next to Obama' speaking...

I would take a whack at the shovel logo myself, but I am still away from home and so do not yet have a grafics programme on this lovely lightweight Party issued computer.

SMO

Sister, I know that you cannot be a Shoveler for Obama. But could you join me in being a Shit Shoveler for Obama? For that is after all the thing that the Chosen One needs most. We must move mountains of shit to obfuscate his connexions in the past. Now I personally think a lot of Bill Ayers--I too wish he'd done more--but it doesn't play in Peoria. And Jeremiah Wright? Someone might misconstrue "God DAMN America" as being anti-American when all of us here know that's only fitting and just.

So let's have a shit-shoveling Obama Brigate. SSOB.

Outhouse Builders for Obama!
<br>

Didn't even have to PhotoShop this one.

Obama says ACORN and other similar organizations will help shape his agenda.

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:First,

As Official Party Necro-Proxy Preservationista, I must remind whomever it was that created the Necro-Proxies for Obama Logo that not all are Christian, and so the cruciform in the lettering is anathema.
SMO

True, though somehow the idea of Jewish Zombies is more on the funny side than the scary. Don't quite know why ... just is. Muslim Zombies on the other hand...

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Sister, I know that you cannot be a Shoveler for Obama. But could you join me in being a Shit Shoveler for Obama? For that is after all the thing that the Chosen One needs most. We must move mountains of shit to obfuscate his connexions in the past. Now I personally think a lot of Bill Ayers--I too wish he'd done more--but it doesn't play in Peoria. And Jeremiah Wright? Someone might misconstrue "God DAMN America" as being anti-American when all of us here know that's only fitting and just.

So let's have a shit-shoveling Obama Brigate. SSOB.

My thoughts precisely, and so once again, dear Comrade Commissar Theocritus, I accept your offer...

AbecedariusRex wrote:

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:First,

As Official Party Necro-Proxy Preservationista, I must remind whomever it was that created the Necro-Proxies for Obama Logo that not all are Christian, and so the cruciform in the lettering is anathema.
SMO

True, though somehow the idea of Jewish Zombies is more on the funny side than the scary. Don't quite know why ... just is. Muslim Zombies on the other hand...

Comrade Abe,

I am sure that viewed "from the outside", the idea of a Jewish Zombie seems somewhat ridiculous, and perhaps visually funny, watching "Chasidim" shuffling, their paiyes (forelocks) and tsitsi's (knotted threads hanging from the corners of a vest they wear under their shirts, but which often hang out) swinging to and fro as they inch their rigor mortis stiffened legs forward by rocking their bodies side to side... But from the inside, as one watches their more devout fellow Jews rocking backward and forward, dovening (praying while rocking, so as to allow them not only to stand comfortably for longer but also to, it is said, create a sacred space around themselves, particularly when they cover their heads with their tallesim - prayer shawls - in which they can more intimately commune with Ha Shem), it seem that this action, combined with their ability to operate in a vacuum, devoid of any respect for their seemingly less devout fellow Jews, qualifies them for zombie status.... That they can be exhorted as a religious necessity to practice Tikun Olum (acts to heal the world) through the execution of Mitzvot (good acts), of which 613 are listed in the Tanach (and so the pomegranate is said to have 613 seeds, which is why they are considered a meaningful symbol in Judaism)... but if they commit a good act which is not one of the 613 listed, it is considered hubris, as one is enacting deeds outside of god's will... which I find patently ridiculous... and so it seems to me that ANY religion whose practice reaches such a point of fanaticism that common sense is abandoned, qualifies as a form of zombification...

However, Necro-proxies are not zombies. They are simply corpses which I preserve on behalf of the Party so that their continued existence allows the Party to register them as individual voters... Ashes and Dust can't pull a lever, push a button, or mark a ballot... but if an individual's body is preserved, death is only a form of disability and so we are simply helping a large group of Amerkkka's disabled to exercise their enfranchisement by casting their ballots for them. I believe it falls under the United States' Amerikkkan's with Disabilities Act.

Propping up the vote!
SMO

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:

AbecedariusRex wrote:

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:First,

As Official Party Necro-Proxy Preservationista, I must remind whomever it was that created the Necro-Proxies for Obama Logo that not all are Christian, and so the cruciform in the lettering is anathema.
SMO

True, though somehow the idea of Jewish Zombies is more on the funny side than the scary. Don't quite know why ... just is. Muslim Zombies on the other hand...

Comrade Abe,

I am sure that viewed "from the outside", the idea of a Jewish Zombie seems somewhat ridiculous, and perhaps visually funny, watching "Chasidim" shuffling, their paiyes (forelocks) and tsitsi's (knotted threads hanging from the corners of a vest they wear under their shirts, but which often hang out) swinging to and fro as they inch their rigor mortis stiffened legs forward by rocking their bodies side to side... But from the inside, as one watches their more devout fellow Jews rocking backward and forward, dovening (praying while rocking, so as to allow them not only to stand comfortably for longer but also to, it is said, create a sacred space around themselves, particularly when they cover their heads with their tallesim - prayer shawls - in which they can more intimately commune with Ha Shem), it seem that this action, combined with their ability to operate in a vacuum, devoid of any respect for their seemingly less devout fellow Jews, qualifies them for zombie status.... That they can be exhorted as a religious necessity to practice Tikun Olum (acts to heal the world) through the execution of Mitzvot (good acts), of which 613 are listed in the Tanach (and so the pomegranate is said to have 613 seeds, which is why they are considered a meaningful symbol in Judaism)... but if they commit a good act which is not one of the 613 listed, it is considered hubris, as one is enacting deeds outside of god's will... which I find patently ridiculous... and so it seems to me that ANY religion whose practice reaches such a point of fanaticism that common sense is abandoned, qualifies as a form of zombification...

However, Necro-proxies are not zombies. They are simply corpses which I preserve on behalf of the Party so that their continued existence allows the Party to register them as individual voters... Ashes and Dust can't pull a lever, push a button, or mark a ballot... but if an individual's body is preserved, death is only a form of disability and so we are simply helping a large group of Amerkkka's disabled to exercise their enfranchisement by casting their ballots for them. I believe it falls under the United States' Amerikkkan's with Disabilities Act.

Propping up the vote!
SMO

Well, I'm sold on the whole Jewish zombie thing.


"Hava Nagila Hava"


(sorry for being offensive. the party made me do it.)

Oh, and just in case...

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

Terry_Jim wrote:

Mordor-Americans for Lord Sauron Obama:

Here's looking at YOU, Amerika!!

Paid for by "Orcs for Change" a Section 527 Organization; George Sauron, Treasurer

Clever, comrade, clever, and I will promptly put your next beet ration on the waiting list. However, you have left out other important Middle Earth Americans such as Hobbit Americans, Elf Americans, Dwarf Americans, Nazgul Americans, etc.

I'm also deeply concerned that we're overlooking Narnian Americans as well such as Faun Americans, Centaur Americans, and so forth.[/justify]

Anyway, the election is at hand, and we've got work to do.

PS - There's an extra potato included in your shipment for figuring out the point of the Community Organizer thread.

Dam! I thought Amerindians was unique. I just did not know. Lordy lordy. I think I seen one of those Narnians on the Catawba Reservation in York County South Carolina.

Comrade Red Square's McCain March in Manhattan video has been linked on... DRUDGE!

(Soils pants like they were never soiled before)

Sister, I feel as you do that necro-proxies are not zombies, for a zombie is entirely too much trouble when all you need is to keep the memory alive.

It is showing respect for the wishes of the dead to let them raise their voices in song. Democratic song. Let them sing to the purity of the faith of the people in just the way that they would no doubt sing, if they only weren't dead.

This is a trifle which can be easily overcome. We have tombstones for people, to give them remembrance to the living. We have an entire legal mechanism of death--called the probate code. All of this, and much more, is entirely so that the dead do not lose their voices.

And how convenient for us to preserve the voices of the dead. By voting them as they would like to vote.

My only trouble is that when I tried to get Bruno to aid those who are disadvantaged, through no fault of their own, by death, he raised the scrutiny of the tax office, which in Texas maintains voter rolls, by registering Bette Davis to vote 1,000 times.

AbecedariusRex wrote: Well, I'm sold on the whole Jewish zombie thing.


"Hava Nagila Hava"


(sorry for being offensive. the party made me do it.)

.... and so to the chorus of Michael Jackson's Thriller...

Hava Nagila... gila nights...

.... someone else is gonna hafta finish it or wait until J and I are done watching Iron Man... s'up to you.... I'll check back later... but here are Jackson's lyrics to the chorus if anyone else wants to have a go at it...

'Cause this Is Thriller, Diller Night
and No-ones Gonna Save You from the Beast about Strike.
You Know its Thriller, chiller Night
You're fighting for Your Life inside a Killer, Thriller.

How odd. I was listening to that for the first time in a decade as I was traveling on a Sunday afternoon to Carlsbad, NM, just to get out. Also, for the first time in decades, to Madonna's "Material Girl" and "Vogue" which could be of use to the collective.

.... and how odd you should bring up Voguing... just the other day my younger absolutely hetero brother, 6'3" with a beard etc. etc., graced us with an encore of his voguing skills... I swear, he would do the late beloved Willi Ninja proud, though there was a certain aspect of humour to it, given that his girlfriend (and I don't mean that in the 'on fire' sense) was laughing at him as he was doing it, wearing a couple mini traffic cones strung together across his chest, a la Jean Paul Gautier... I must add that he meant no disrespect and was in no way making fun, but rather, as Express Yourself was playing in the background, I think it was really an homage... I never did enjoy her Like a Virgin phase, or even the albums Like a Prayer or Breathless, but Express Yourself and Vogue were great tunes... by and large, I don't like her music, because of songs like Celebrate, which makes me want to stick a fork in my eye, and even more because of her politics and her acting, but occasionally, there's a song I like... and my baby brother does Vogue really well, especially for a straight guy...

In any case, I don't know if I'm up to doing a Yiddisha Zombie version of Thriller... or for that matter, a Night of the Living Yentl... I'm just a bit too bagged, but by all means, I'd love someone to run with it... I'd just end up making it too cryptically Yiddish anyway...

Nisht geferlich
SMO

BTW... what is it about MJ's lyrics... what the hell is a Diller night? Jamon?... Shamon?... WTF?... the only thing I can relate it to is listening to Israeli guys trying to sing Beatles lyrics... one of the funniest things I've ever heard is an Israeli guy trying to sing Blackbird, cause they love the Beatles but if they don't know how to speak English, they'll just fit in any English word that happens to rhyme... it's pretty funny... But Jacko, he just makes up his own language... and why not?... he's clearly a alien hybrid.... wait... didn't we have this discussion in another thread a long time ago and have it deteriorate into a discussion about the Golem of Prague?

Deja Voodou all over again...

I believe this very issue was covered in the news.

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In 1979 a friend, or ex-friend, and I were stopped in a small Swiss town, and we were the only ones who spoke English. The juke box played nothing but American C&W--and they were made about Jerry Jeff Walker, and sang anything to the music. I thought it unintelligent, which was confirmed when the girl gave me incorrect change and I wound up correcting her counting--in German--which I do not speak.

Having grown up on the Canadian Prairies, I hate both country and western music, except for that classic, "I Still Miss You But My Aim Is Getting Better"...

Premier Betty wrote:I believe this very issue was covered in the news.

Funny, but this is the funniest RC ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A39nVeQYR4M

P.S. Tacos rule!

Notice the cross is upside down.

I think we need to design a lapelle pin for obama that he would be proud to wear, as opposed to the abominable americain flag. The classic hammer and sickle is always good, but what would be something more origonal? hmmm..... His Obama logo would make an interesting one, but I have not seen him actually wearing it. Maybe he would wear the multi-cultural design here on the cube. But, reallisticly, he would only wear a pin that expressed every culture and beleif system in existance... so a rainbow elephant-donkey framed by a cross/star/pentagram/buddah with a background koran might be a start...

Another version:

My Name Is Top Secret wrote:I think we need to design a lapelle pin for obama that he would be proud to wear, as opposed to the abominable americain flag. The classic hammer and sickle is always good, but what would be something more origonal? hmmm..... His Obama logo would make an interesting one, but I have not seen him actually wearing it. Maybe he would wear the multi-cultural design here on the cube. But, reallisticly, he would only wear a pin that expressed every culture and beleif system in existance... so a rainbow elephant-donkey framed by a cross/star/pentagram/buddah with a background koran might be a start...

How about just a large black Dot representing the incorporation of every single thing under the sun until there are no more distinctions or boundaries, borders, definitions or laws. After all, every affirmation is also an exclusion, unless everything is affirmed equally and affirmed equally valueless. I think there is a rhyme that sums this up; (I forget the original language; something about ash gnaz gimbatul or something like that...)

One black dot to rule them all
One black dot to find them
One black dot to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

Isn't that Hussies 'n' Thingies mowing the lawn?

Suddenly I have an urge to go shopping at Target. I hear that's where Michelle goes to shop--that is, when Barack lets her have the keys to their only car.

Apparently Abe is a chromatically vision-impaired-American for Obama...

ABCDariusRex wrote:After all, every affirmation is also an exclusion

Yes, and every freedom is slavery too. For you are forced to make a decision. How much better to have the decisions made for you. I volunteer to help people make decisions.

Pinkie, I have from reliable sources that the Chosen One and la Michelle not-so-belle have a fleet of hybrid SUVs--since they use less energy you can use them more. They learned that from the Goracle.

Dr. Strangelove wrote:Apparently Abe is a chromatically vision-impaired-American for Obama...

Of course, Comrade Abe. It was not meant as an insult but as a compliment of your progressiveness and evolved genetic superiority over the bitter-clinging knuckle-draggers. Being "colorblind" is the only true way to equality and harmony of the races. Under the Obamessiah, all will pluck out their offending eyes, leading to peace and harmony during the Millennial Reign of Next Tuesday!

Oh dear.

More nasty far-right-wing attacks!

It's a good thing we have the neutral and objective warriors at FactCheck.org to Fight the Smears.

What is FactCheck.org?

- https://brianakira.wordpress.com/2008/1 ... tcheckorg/

Thanks, Akira. That was quite informative. Keep coming back.

[b] Sister Massively Opiated [/b] wrote: As Official Party Necro-Proxy Preservationista, I must remind whomeverit was that created the Necro-Proxies for Obama Logo that not all areChristian, and so the cruciform in the lettering is anathema.

I have no idea who to blame for that error. Here is the current truth revised Necro image.

<img width="555" src="https://thepeoplescube.com/red/richedit ... 225787.jpg">

Again, this is the correct image as permanently stored in digital format IAW Bwanie Fwrank's forensic accounting GAAP.



Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities


Here is clip on upcoming COMINTERN World Congress Number "?" meeting next year, in Chicago, I think:

<img width="555" src="https://www.barackobama.com/images/people/aafo.jpg">

The Obamessiah Resurrects COMINTERN
<br>Now that the election is for all practical purposes over, the Obama campaign released its financial records to the proletarian masses detailing millions of dollars of international funds from the previously defunct COMINTERN. These are not illegal foreign campaign donations as the Neo-Cons insist, but merely the less-than-$200 donations from Americans Abroad for Obama.

“I have always considered myself American first, and Jihadi second,” said recent donor Salah al-Din al-Ayyubi. The plumber and recent Mediterranean-American for Obama plans to vote as soon as the organizer from ACORN returns the paperwork. “I have contributed the maximum 10,000 Syrian Pounds [199.85 USD] today,” he added, “And will send more as soon as I get the next check from my Soros Fund Management account.”

Salah al-Din outside his Damascus flat

Background checking is not required under the McCain–Feingold Act for the large volumes of small donors that the Obama campaign receives form overseas. To preserve the Democrat Party's high reputation for campaign honesty, the party plans to appoint former Fannie Mae exec, Jamie Garelick to oversee the legality of all the overseas donations. She stated “At last week's Congressional show trial, Bush's Attorney General, facing criticism, asserted that the single greatest structural cause for disenfranchised voters was the wall that segregated criminal investigators and donation bundlers.”

“The Obamessiah has brilliantly organized all of the 'Americans' overseas under his banner of ‘Americans Abroad for Obama'” said Obama Overseas Campaign Chairman Gregory Zinoviev. “By the end of the year,” Zinoviev continued “Obama is going to rename the Overseas Campaign as The New COMINTERN, since there will be no more need to campaign for US elections. As far as the money, it is merely the return on Obama's investment in International Communism.”

Zinoviev greets new Americans Abroad for Obama

“We are looking forward to next year's COMINTERN changes, as soon as we can agree on what World Congress number to assign the body of delegates,” the ever hopeful Zinoviev acknowledged.

“And just as we keep our promise to the next generation here at home, so must we keep America's promise abroad…I will build new …I will restore our moral standing…hope…change.”— Barack Obama

shocked wrote:I clicked on the link and was laughing my ass of until I realized it was actually Obama's offical web site. Unbelievable!!!!

Same here! And even then I triple-checked the URL thinking, nooo, seriously - you have got to be kidding me. ("Please be kidding me.")

Tiglath-Pileser wrote: “I have always considered myself American first, and Jihadi second,” said recent donor Salah al-Din al-Ayyubi. The plumber and recent Mediterranean-American for Obama plans to vote as soon as the organizer from ACORN returns the paperwork. “I have contributed the maximum 10,000 Syrian Pounds [199.85 USD] today,” he added, “And will send more as soon as I get the next check from my Soros Fund Management account.”

Salah al-Din outside his Damascus flat

I absolutely love this guy. He cracks me up. Should start his own show, I think.

Is he trying to reunite Rage Against the Machine?

Allahu akhbar!

Tiglath-Pileser wrote:Again, this is the correct image as permanently stored in digital format IAW Bwanie Fwrank's forensic accounting GAAP.

Actually, you want GAAS for that... Generally Accepted Auditing Standards... GAAP is just for making the mistakes... GAAS is for ignori... I mean, finding them...

<weeping quietly to herself... god help me... I'm using that MBA for something... I feel so dirty... snuffle... snuffle... snerk...>

AbecedariusRex wrote:

The Obama future of Next Tuesday.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Isn't that Hussies 'n' Thingies mowing the lawn?

Suddenly I have an urge to go shopping at Target. I hear that's where Michelle goes to shop--that is, when Barack lets her have the keys to their only car.

And oddly, I have a sudden urge to bomb a bunch of Serbians... (Madelenka, we hardly knew ye, but yer Albright by us... ... ... ouch)...

AbecedariusRex wrote: I absolutely love this guy. He cracks me up. Should start his own show, I think.

Agreed, I'd watch it. And he already has his own wiki page. He does interviews:

In 'The surprising truth about Rage Boy' PATRICK FRENCH wrote: ...
"I heard that planes had crashed into the Twin Towers. I thought it was very bad that so many civilians had been killed. But afterwards I was told it was America's own government that had arranged the attack."
...
"I heard that an Underground train was bombed. It pains me when innocents are killed. It pains me."
...
"I want to marry a non-Muslim woman and convert her to Islam."
...
"I have been told that if I can convince a non-Muslim woman to marry me ? but not convert her by force ? then there will be a place for me in heaven."
...
"I surely get hurt when I see these pictures," he said. "This is terrorism for me. The people who do this are showing their own culture, so why do they tell us that we are uncivilised?'

Yes, I'd watch his show, even the pictures of him smiling are fascinating.

This post was made in the news section:

By GeneralOfficerPhoenix
10/15/2008, 11:14 am

I must say I'm astonished at the patriotism of Mickey Mouse. He'll vote for the Obamessiah, when the One doesn't even have a special interest logo for him.

When I have enough time I'll make an Obama logo with the Mickey ears as a special interest logo for the ACORN constituency.

Red Square wrote:This post was made in the news section:

By GeneralOfficerPhoenix
10/15/2008, 11:14 am

I must say I'm astonished at the patriotism of Mickey Mouse. He'll vote for the Obamessiah, when the One doesn't even have a special interest logo for him.

When I have enough time I'll make an Obama logo with the Mickey ears as a special interest logo for the ACORN constituency.

Can you get Tinkerbell in there too? She's cute and could represent the gay community simultaneously.

Tinkerbell might ring too many bells and the sound would drown out the real message: Obama must be elected by hook or by crook if need be. Once the coup d'état is executed the Party will deal with all the fairies with all severity of the revolutionary justice!

Let's sing, Obamateers!

Who will lead America to live the Marxist way?

B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A!

LMAO!! Obamateers!!I love it!!

ABCDariusRex wrote:Can you get Tinkerbell in there too? She's cute and could represent the gay community simultaneously.

Watch it, bub.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Isn't that Hussies 'n' Thingies mowing the lawn?

Suddenly I have an urge to go shopping at Target. I hear that's where Michelle goes to shop--that is, when Barack lets her have the keys to their only car.

Hmmm,as if I would stoop to manual labor? Puh-lease! I have my spousal unit people to do that stuff for me. I'm too busy shopping for shiny thingies

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Let's sing, Obamateers!

Who will lead America to live the Marxist way?

B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A!

Funny how it actually fits with the old tune,huh? Barack...our new magical mouse. For some strange reason,I keep thinking of the Sorcerer's Apprentice. If he is elected, he's going to be in way over his little, magical mouse head.

Hussies n' Thingies wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Let's sing, Obamateers!

Who will lead America to live the Marxist way?

B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A!

Funny how it actually fits with the old tune,huh? Barack...our new magical mouse. For some strange reason,I keep thinking of the Sorcerer's Apprentice. If he is elected, he's going to be in way over his little, magical mouse head.

You know, H 'n' T, he's got the ears for it.

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

Hussies n' Thingies wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Let's sing, Obamateers!

Who will lead America to live the Marxist way?

B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A!

Funny how it actually fits with the old tune,huh? Barack...our new magical mouse. For some strange reason,I keep thinking of the Sorcerer's Apprentice. If he is elected, he's going to be in way over his little, magical mouse head.

You know, H 'n' T, he's got the ears for it.

Quiet! the annointed one can you hear you.

<off>What bothers me is the people who are buying into it like he was a Rolex. These are people of tastes rather than ethics. It's <i>hard</i> to make judgments because they mean that it can't be all you all the time. Much better for all your little friends to get together and sniff, along with the sneerocracy, about "not our sort of people" and how the Chosen One will lead us...to a place that they are afraid to admit, or afraid to find out about.

Comrades, this is utter moral cowardice. The complete abdication of the first responsibility of being a human being, which is to learn, to think, and to stand behind it.

Even if it means that you don't go to the best parties.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Even if it means that you don't go to the best parties.

I am horrified by this comment, Theocritus. Horrified. You are dead to me until further notice.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:<off>What bothers me is the people who are buying into it like he was a Rolex. These are people of tastes rather than ethics. It's <i>hard</i> to make judgments because they mean that it can't be all you all the time. Much better for all your little friends to get together and sniff, along with the sneerocracy, about "not our sort of people" and how the Chosen One will lead us...to a place that they are afraid to admit, or afraid to find out about.

Comrades, this is utter moral cowardice. The complete abdication of the first responsibility of being a human being, which is to learn, to think, and to stand behind it.

Even if it means that you don't go to the best parties.

{{{apologies for earlier comment, theocritus; a cheap joke.}}}

Comrade, what you fail to notice is that the One will be elected in the best party manner. Democracies are weak b/c they rely on informed people of good will voting their conscience once. The Party, knowing how important it is to include all citizens, living, dead, or non-existent, is capable of ushering in not the candidate the people want but the candidate they ought to want. Thus by employing the voting power of our ancestors long dead, the power of cartoon characters and fantabulous illusory personas, and the power of every ignorant, depraved, uninformed individual in society, regardless of their vested interest in the outcome, the Party can bring about the new Dawn.

Watch this video to be more informed:

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Fortunately for the Party we have a future vice president who can spell AND count; so we should be Okay.

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How many fingers am I holding up, comrades?

I have a sign for our dear leader, but this is a family page, so I'll restrain myself.

This is all very... tool-y... what about Luddites for Obama? Perhaps a sabot?

Sister Massively Opiated wrote: This is all very... tool-y... what about Luddites for Obama? Perhaps a sabot?

Swiss Army knives for Obama?

ABCDariusRex, I cried all night about your joke. I'm like <i>so</i> injured.

Biden's a drunk. He's practiced enough in his drinking that he's learned how to control his speech, but if you listen to his utterances, he's judged precisely how much booze he can take onboard and still function. But the overly emotional displays--loving Michelle--and not being able to count the number of letters in jobs, are signs.

But since Biden never had a single idea in his life whom did he steal that from?

Oh. Sorry. My bad. Teddy.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:In 1979 a friend, or ex-friend, and I were stopped in a small Swiss town, and we were the only ones who spoke English. The juke box played nothing but American C&W--and they were made about Jerry Jeff Walker, and sang anything to the music. I thought it unintelligent, which was confirmed when the girl gave me incorrect change and I wound up correcting her counting--in German--which I do not speak.

Comrade Commissar Theocritus,
My guess is that female you aided has since gone on to be either a CEO in UBS or Swiss immigration.

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:Having grown up on the Canadian Prairies, I hate both country and western music, except for that classic, "I Still Miss You But My Aim Is Getting Better"...

Comrade Sister Massively Opiated,
I do not know that hit. Perhaps after Canada began registering or confiscating guns the song was taken to a Human Rights Commission and silenced. But the title does have an extra special something to it.

Perhaps you could find 1970s truck stop rock more to your likin' or, alternatively, less to your dislikin':


Of course, that whole '70s truck driver fad that produced the TV show BJ and the Bear did deserve its end. But then again, what tool that has provided its maximum usefulness does not deserve to be ended?

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

Sister Massively Opiated wrote: This is all very... tool-y... what about Luddites for Obama? Perhaps a sabot?

Swiss Army knives for Obama?

Comrades,
The implications are clear: Cranks and Cogs for Obama.

<a href="https://www.docjohnson.com/products/sho ... Plugs">Doc Johnson</a> for Obama.

Palin's Failin' What is it she stands for? After seven weeks, we don't know.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:<a href="https://www.docjohnson.com/products/sho ... Plugs">Doc Johnson</a> for Obama.

Ozark Mountain Daredevils are pretty cool, too!

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