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How Do You Say 'Hillary's Gaffe' in Russian?

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I am sorry, Pravda; I was inexact. The condor took the Boxerivich to her nest to feed her young, and when she landed, the bozon field emitting from the Boxerivich caused a disruption in the space-time continuum; the nest fell off the mountain, and the sun set in the east.

But still the Boxerivich grinned. And grinned. And grinned. And grinned.

Oh for the Couric head! Bring me my Preciousssss! Where is my Couric head! I cannot stand the Boxerivich!

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I am sorry, Pravda; I was inexact. The condor took the Boxerivich to her nest to feed her young, and when she landed, the bozon field emitting from the Boxerivich caused a disruption in the space-time continuum; the nest fell off the mountain, and the sun set in the east.

But still the Boxerivich grinned. And grinned. And grinned. And grinned.

Oh for the Couric head! Bring me my Preciousssss! Where is my Couric head! I cannot stand the Boxerivich!

Don't make this a Hobbit.
Alice will not like it.
This field would have emitted a number of units too high to register. Can these fields include cupidity molecules as well?
Let us hope the continuum does not burp.

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Pravda! You have let the catamite out of the bag! Cupidity molecules are the next offensive weapon of Made Progressives!

We take J-school grads from Brown, festering in their stew of perceived social injustice, having been told that they are worthy because they just <i>are</i>, not even knowing what a dateline is, and we boil them down and use platinum as a catalyst to extract...

Cupidity Molecules!

These, when crop dusted over any city, even Midland or Amarillo, Texas, or College Station, Texas, can make every single resident's eyes squint with resentment, his fingers twitch for the wallet of his neighbor. He will complain that the free ice cream that he got wasn't as large as the free one his neighbor got. He will moan that nobody respects him--and in that by now he will be right--and voilà! We will have made the perfect Democrat!

Cupidity Molecules are the scientific name for InstaDem. Freeze-dried resentment and larceny, brought to you by your DNC.

Image Hell, we ought to put this on the blog if some kind comrade with PS skills would make the package for it.

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Agreed.
I like Amarillo. Let us hope the folks at the Big Texan are not affected, I have always liked their meals and I do not think a 72 Oz beet is the same as a Steak.
Is it not sad that the original Inst-Dem former Commissar Howard Deanski now relegated to being only a tody will never receive recognition for his contributions, most notably the moaning and resentment.

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But Pravda, as we spray InstaDem on Amarillo from the Fokker airplane, the cry will not be "Geronimo!" but the Dean Scream.

Let us never forget however that we owe the glorious incarnation of His O'liness to Prince of Peace, Pomposity, Self-Love and Taxation to the fund-raising pioneered by Howard Dean.

We owe him that. And once having wrung that out of him, we throw him aside like a Trojan.

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It probably leaked anyway.
As the 'Party' undergoes the throes of assimilating a New Beginning with Hope and Change. I note that many things are being tossed like a Trojan to include the former Peoples Deputy Dodd.

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The Honorable Chris Dodd wrote:...I regret that this has caused the type of frustration people are feeling.
Genius, Pravda, genius!

Jeffrey Daumer wrote:I regret that my drilling holes in boys' heads to turn them into slaves, killing them and then eating them, and storing bits and pieces of them in my fridge has caused the type of frustration that people are feeling.

Damn, that's good. Thanks, Chris, another home run from the shyster Senator from Connecticut.

Now we know how to make it all right and just make it go away.

Is it possible those nose-pickers over at the state department could come up with the correct Russian translation for the word 'beets'?

Given our run of luck the fuckers would offer the Russian word for 'vaporize' just as we present a prize beet to Putin on some agricultural deal.

Waterboard the whole lot of the preppy pricks I say!


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Guardian of Pravda wrote:Is Waterboarding recreation or work?

It would depend on whether one is the waterboard-ER or the waterboard-EE.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:No, Red Star has the goons. They come into the Rancho and take one look and run, screaming like little girls, out into the desert night.

But I have something worse to report, Comrades. For years now Bruno was doing his Carmen Miranda impersonation. But last night the goggle box had on <i>Night of the Iguana</i> and <i>now</i> he thinks he's Ava Gardner in Mexico.

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Yeah. Like he's going to get his own pool boys.



Yes this is true, also true is when I bring my entourage to the”Rancho" I have to be very careful to check in advance if Nansky is there she will attempt to seduce some of the Goons Highly trained Troopers. Unfortunately, I generally have to put them down after the encounters While to the normal person seeing Nansky or the MTE, my induce fits of vomiting. To the Psychotic GoonsHighly trained Troopers, they “much like a brainless hunting dog” curious about a porcupine will get too close and come home with quills. We still have not figured out why this happens, but attempts bring them back in to the fold enviably ends in euthanasia.


Bruno's still entering fart lighting contest I am glad to hear. Jack Murtha just got out of the burn clinic after his last bout with Bruno. This answers my next question when we flew of the Rancho, during earth hour I noticed the 4 acre lighted display of Bruno dressed as Carman Miranda,but was puzzled why there was a “Flame thrower” in your display.

The other problem with bring to GoonsHighly trained Troopers the the Rancho, they all run off with Bruno and the sound of Little Girl like shrieks are heard, and at times so loud hearing protection is strongly recommended.



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Kaos Klerik wrote:
Guardian of Pravda wrote:Is Waterboarding recreation or work?

It would depend on whether one is the waterboard-ER or the waterboard-EE.

I would think either way it is recreation. heh.

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Red Star, I am a bit embarrassed that you bring up the episode with Bruno and Murtha lighting farts. Bruno's idiocy is only proven by him even <i>even</i> entering into a farting contest with Murtha. After all, farting is merely a prelude to shitting and I defy you to find anyone who is better on shitting on people than Murtha.

Oh, all right. Our Many Titted Empress, SOBama, Schumer and a few more. But Bruno just isn't in that league. He's an amateur farter.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Oh, all right. Our Many Titted Empress, SOBama, Schumer and a few more. But Bruno just isn't in that league. He's an amateur farter.

So what he does he does through love of the farterland?
badabom!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, folks, but for my next trick watch my pull a stimulus package out of my political briefs!

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Ah Rex, when I mentioned Stimulus Package Bruno started rubbing <i>my</i> package.

Which is the most intelligent stimulus package that I've seen yet, and the one that has the most chance of success.

After all, that's the only package that I know that might actually rise to the occasion. And since this is in camera, let's not forget that this sort of package stays at the Rancho instead of infecting the rst of the world, and that this stimulus package actually doesn't expect anyone else to pay for it, and this stimulus package doesn't whine about money.

Just think. When comparing stimulus packages, the more honest one is just a prick. Instead of one being passed by pricks.


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This is definitely worth revisiting. It's an early example of the brilliant successes inspired by Dear Leader's genius.


 
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