Yes comrade Crunch, you stand corrected once again because you are brilliant! We like to drown out reason and sensibility with the sound of applause (three standing ovations for Congressman Studds!) or the sound of our own voices. We are Democrats after all; it is what the People expect of us. Listen to me drone on and on about how superior we are, well anyways, we should ALL be busy right now calling our newly elected members of Kongress to get the impeachment political process rolling don't ya think? It is what we set out to do with your help comrade Crunch. How many people have you called and when can we expect to see some results? I am eagerly awaiting, I can hardly contain myself, and I have been foaming around the mouth in anticipation after our glorious theft of the election last Tuesday.

JUSTICE FOR THE PEOPLE NOW! CALL SQUAWKER PELOSIVICH AND DEMAND IMPEACHMENT!





(We must win back our majority! Comrade Crunch and fellow moonbats, lead the way!)

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:
(We must win back our majority! Comrade Crunch and fellow moonbats, lead the way!)

Newsalert: Newsweek's recent poll shows 51% support for Impeachment.

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CausalCrunch wrote:Newsalert: Newsweek's recent poll shows 51% support for Impeachment.

Your accuracy with numbers reflects upon your overall progressive thinking, comrade! When your psychiatrist shows you the Rorschach blotches, I wonder if all you see in them is "impeach Bush." Because that's what the article actually says:

Other parts of a potential Democratic agenda receive less support, especially calls to impeach Bush: 47 percent of Democrats say that should be a “top priority,” but only 28 percent of all Americans say it should be, 23 percent say it should be a lower priority and nearly half, 44 percent, say it should not be done. (Five percent of Republicans say it should be a top priority and 15 percent of Republicans say it should be a lower priority; 78 percent oppose impeachment.)

That reminds me of how the recent election was won by the party of "Progress." The unwashed masses only need to hear the "correct" truth! Not many will bother to check the numbers, and after the Revolution they will not be allowed to do it at all - a huge gain for "Progress!" But if we, the Inner Party, don't know the real score among ourselves, we may all stray off a cliff someday. So don't mind me going in and actually checking the facts.

I'm thinking that Comrade Crunch took the "28 percent of all Americans say it should be" and added it to the "23 percent say it should be a lower priority" to arrive at the "51% support for Impeachment."

Comrade Otis wrote:I'm thinking that Comrade Crunch took the "28 percent of all Americans say it should be" and added it to the "23 percent say it should be a lower priority" to arrive at the "51% support for Impeachment."

It's a similar method of how they arrived at Bush's low rating numbers and the dissatisfaction with his handling of his War For Oil™.

Red Square wrote:You forget Marxism as one of the tools to interpret a senseless, orderless world. We find peyote philosophy rather decadent and bourgeois, but for now we are content to use it as our ally in class struggle. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. We see peyote adepts as useful... fellow travelers. Besides, peyote is a gateway drug to Marxism. But once we collectively defeat logic and reason, we'll find ways to make people switch from peyote to a more proper opiate for the masses.

Comrade, you are a serious buzzkill, but a welcome one, nevertheless. Your abstemious devotion to scientific socialism is truly awe-inspiring and warrants emulation! There is an important lesson here. Atavistic traces of capitalism lurk within all of us. Take the notion of private property, for instance. How often do you catch yourself thinking of things in terms of ownership? It's a sobering thought, is it not? It's easy to forget that nothing belongs to the individual - everything on Marx's Red Earth is held in common by the collective.

We must strive to overcome our own primitivism! Marxism is the process of overcoming. We must look inside ourselves and purge that which is "decadent and bourgeois". Only by fighting for the collectivization of the means of production is the Greater Good™ served.

I must return to the desert sweat lodge to seek guidance from my inner comrade.

Trying to stay high on Dialectical Materialism and considering giving up peyote for Lenin,

--Dr. P

P.S., Comrades, I ask you: What decadent, guilty bourgeois pleasure will you give up for Lenin?

We need to add a new idiom to the progressive lexicon, i.e., giving something up for Lenin, as opposed to giving something up for Lent. Example: "Chad, a student at UC-Berkeley, thought that he was not doing enough to resist Big Processed Food, so he decided to give up trans-fat for Lenin."

Comrade Otis wrote:I'm thinking that Comrade Crunch took the "28 percent of all Americans say it should be" and added it to the "23 percent say it should be a lower priority" to arrive at the "51% support for Impeachment."

Comrades,

Remember it's not the question, it's how you ask the question.

For example:
I could say "100% of all marriages have resulted in some form of abuse".

I would be able to say that if I took a survey of married people and asked them, "Have you stopped beating your spouse yet?"

The ones that say 'No' are obviously abusing their spouse.

The ones that say 'Yes' have stopped abusing their spouse but have obviously done so in the past.

Add those two numbers up and you get 100%. Much in the way Comrade Crunch has arrived at his numbers. So you see, Comrade Crunch is merely demonstrating the glorious teachings of the Ministry of Truth's Division of Statistics.

As with these political polls (which I have myself taken) the question is not open ended. We don't ask:
"How do you think Bush handled the war? Good, Bad, or F*ck Bush!"

We ask:
"How badly do you think Bush handled the war? Bad, Not too bad, or F*ck Bush!"

As you can see the second question is already a set up for "61% of people of think Bush did a horrible job with the war, and 39% think he still didn't do a good job."

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Gee O'Brien, I'm sure Comrade Crunch must not know about things like that. Using polling to get the results you want? No way! All he's interested in is truth and justice. He's just a simple man. Let the chips fall where they may.

Margaret wrote:Let the chips fall where they may.

Surely you meant to write "chimps" instead of "chips," as in "Let the chimps fall where they may," which would be a proper description of the attitude among those working opinion surveys for the last six years. Tell me it was a typo.

Dr. P:

I wish to give up stuffing my pockets with $oft campaign ca$h for Lenin. I feel that the money could be put to better use, for instance, helping comrade Crotch move out of his/her/it's parents basement. To me that would make me feel better as a progressive member of the collective knowing that my great sacrifice would help another member of our community find happiness and hope in the outside world (a world that doesn't revolve around StarTrek and cereal). I also feel that by his/her/it moving out, his/her/it could become a full fledged receipient of the many wonderful social-programs our benvolent nanny state will provide. After all, its only fair for his/her/its parents to pay the taxes to support him/her/it and other put upon ethical losers than it is to just support him/her/it alone.

We are all winners!

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Dr. P:

I wish to give up stuffing my pockets with $oft campaign ca$h for Lenin. I feel that the money could be put to better use, for instance, helping comrade Crotch move out of his/her/it's parents basement. To me that would make me feel better as a progressive member of the collective knowing that my great sacrifice would help another member of our community find happiness and hope in the outside world (a world that doesn't revolve around StarTrek and cereal).

You do us proud, Comrade Chairman, with your noble gesture of selflessness! Giving up "$oft campaign ca$h" is a colossal sacrifice. May the light of Lenin shine upon Crunch as he/she/it ventures out of the basement and into the vanguard of the Revolution. Live long and prosper! And may your Crunch Berries always luxuriate in a cool bath of skim milk.

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:Dr. P:

I wish to give up stuffing my pockets with $oft campaign ca$h for Lenin. I feel that the money could be put to better use, for instance, helping comrade Crotch move out of his/her/it's parents basement. To me that would make me feel better as a progressive member of the collective knowing that my great sacrifice would help another member of our community find happiness and hope in the outside world (a world that doesn't revolve around StarTrek and cereal). I also feel that by his/her/it moving out, his/her/it could become a full fledged receipient of the many wonderful social-programs our benvolent nanny state will provide. After all, its only fair for his/her/its parents to pay the taxes to support him/her/it and other put upon ethical losers than it is to just support him/her/it alone.

We are all winners!

Come on, Comrade! Throw in a plastic twat for the lad

Red Square wrote:

Margaret wrote:Let the chips fall where they may.

Surely you meant to write "chimps" instead of "chips," as in "Let the chimps fall where they may," which would be a proper description of the attitude among those working opinion surveys for the last six years. Tell me it was a typo.

Certainly, let those chimps fall where they may!

I was making fun of Comrade Crunch's air of being above it all, of fairness and objectivity; but, did you notice - he already has Bush tried and convicted:

Comrade Crunch wrote:And no need to fret. Bush is a criminal.

Comrade Crunch doesn't really want a impeachment, he already knows Bush is guilty. He wants his head. Perhaps there's a more Freudian meaning in all this?

No. Just a more revolutionary meaning.

Margaret wrote:...he already knows Bush is guilty. He wants his head. Perhaps there's a more Freudian meaning in all this?

Margaret, Margaret! I didn't expect you to have such a dirty mind. While Kathy's mind is naturally filled with healthy proletarian filth, which we like to think of as primordial goop for new and higher life forms (she already being a higher form herself as a feminist) - you, Margaret, are a nice, well-meaning girl - clean and innocent admirer of progress. The revolution needs both of your kinds. Perhaps we should meet in a private inconspicuous setting - Chairman Meow's dacha, perhaps (after it's been cleaned and sanitized after the notorious Pelosi excrement-smearing episode) and have a sincere, intimate discussion about the meaning of a girl's modesty, chastity, and cleanliness, with demonstration.

Red Square wrote:Margaret, Margaret! I didn't expect you to have such a dirty mind.

I don't know what you mean. My thinking is along the lines of Freud's Oedipus complex. Maybe we should ask Comrade Crunch?

Comrade Crunch, are you incestuously in lust with your mother and, in jealousy want to kill father figures, or do you simply want what Red Square implies I meant?

Shit, I didn't know we were still on "High Troll Alert" mode.
Too busy working for Hillary on the purge. The perp always revisits the scene.
A) We need a troll alert system, like Motherland Security with various levels of troll awareness.
B) I also believe all trolls must register with the Cube and they should get a little symbol next to their posts to let us know it's a troll. Sorta like a Megan's Law for thoughtcrime offenders.
Just a thought.

Ever loyal,
Laika

I second comrade Laika's call for a Troll Warning Awareness Tag (T.W.A.T) for all post deemed to be made by a thought offender. We should ask the collective to submit ideas for how to label such pricks.

Chairman Meow S. Pun wrote:I second comrade Laika's call for a Troll Warning Awareness Tag (T.W.A.T) for all post deemed to be made by a thought offender. We should ask the collective to submit ideas for how to label such pricks.

I think T.W.A.T. is a great idea!! Salute!!

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Shit, I didn't know we were still on "High Troll Alert" mode.
Too busy working for Hillary on the purge. The perp always revisits the scene.
A) We need a troll alert system, like Motherland Security with various levels of troll awareness.
B) I also believe all trolls must register with the Cube and they should get a little symbol next to their posts to let us know it's a troll. Sorta like a Megan's Law for thoughtcrime offenders.
Just a thought.

Ever loyal,
Laika

I think a hammer and sickle tattoo on the forehead would be acceptable as well...or maybe a rainbow...

<Comrade Otis OFF>

I listened to CausalCrunch being interviewed on the radio last week. His real name is David Swanson. It turns out Crunch is the proprietor of ImpeachForPeace.org. And, he's one of the "featured" bloggers at democrats.com.

I realize Peoples Troll Crunch is old news here. The reason I'm bringing this up is something he said during the interview. When Medved asked him about how he earns his living he said that the owner of democrats.com pays him his entire salary. In other words, democrats.com is paying him a salary to do all of this impeachment stuff he's doing. The owner of democrats.com is Bob Fertik, a democratic party "consultant". Now, I've looked at democrats.com and there is no way the ads there are generating any kind of profits for anyone to live on. Someone is paying all the bills for these "grass-roots" organizers, paying them salaries to live on. My first guess is that the Democratic Party is funneling money to these people. If that's true then what we have going on is a major political party doing what it can to generate a false sense in the country that there is a growing consensus among ordinary people that the president needs to be impeached. In other words a major political party using every dirty trick it can come up with to destroy a democratically elected President of the United States. Maybe I'm wrong in my assumption, but if I'm right, this is big. And very ugly. It would be very interesting to be able to follow the money.

<Comrade Otis ON>

Haha, thats too good comrade Otis. Its nice to know TPC is a force in progressive politics to attract such a moonbat.

Here is a little interesting tid-bit. Looks like Crunch will not be welcomed anymore in the merry old land of Kos... https://david-swanson.dailykos.com/

Oh my, I went to davidswanson.org and finally have a face to match the rant. Comrade Otis, I beg you to post your findings of this moonbat on the Peoples Blog, I beg you! I'm just verklempt now after seeing this, uggh, Mulva now Crunch, oh my its the Trolls of Solstice Past coming back to show us how hypocritical or whose pockets there in. This is truly a Solstice miracle!

<Comrade Red Square OFF>

I can name a dozen extremely radical "progressive" sites that are being run from one and the same room by the same people at Ramsey Clark's International Action Center near Union Square in NY City. They create the impression of a broad movement, which is neither broad, nor is it a movement. It's a fraud meant to shift the political discussion in this country to the far left. Someone is paying those salaries.

I had long suspected that many "independent" leftist bloggers and miscellaneous site owners also had to be paid by some shadow funds, charities, $soro$, or the Dem Party itself.

The thought had first occurred to me back in 2004 as I was trying to figure out why the lefties were so unanimous and vocal in the assumption that our group of Communists For Kerry had been generously financed by the Republicans. I figured it had to be a projection. The lefties had generous sponsors on their side, they were willing to whore for the money, so why not assume that the other side is doing the same? Especially that they still can't understand why anyone would want to "oppose progress" unless there's ca$h involved.

Such a projection was especially annoying because each of the CFK members had spent several hundred $$ out of their own pockets to keep the CFK running. And in the end, whatever proceeds we had in T-shirt sales, had been stolen from us (it's a long story).

Since then I have been invited to participate in a few right-wing blogs, none of whom had offered any pay. I didn't expect it anyway. Free is the name of the game.

Originally, at the start of the blogging phenomenon, right-wing blogs dominated the web. It was a natural process whereby the American majority tried to protest the bunch of elitist leftists at the MSM who had been artificially imposing their "progressive" opinions upon us.

But then, all of a sudden, a large variety of big and small "progressive" leftist blogs started popping up like alien invaders in the computer game with the same name. It was at about the same time the Huffington Post came to life in an effort o "balance off" the right-wing blogosphere. Today the number of the left-wing blogs probably equals that of the right-wing blogs. Thus, an appearance of "balance" has been achieved on the web - while most MSM still remain on the left.

It reminds me of how Air America was artificially created by a few deep-pocketed comrades to "balance off" the right-wing talk radio. Al Gore's "progressive" Current TV was also artificially created - not because the market had ruled so, but because some comrades with deep pockets decided they had to "balance off" Fox News, the only channel that gives voice to all sides of the political spectrum.

Going back to Crunch and friends - this seems to be part of the same process. Someone is financing this "balancing off" in the blogosphere, artificially creating a fraudulent impression of the demographic situation that does not exist. It's as if relatively small group of people were standing in the field, each propping up a pair of dressed-up scarecrows, creating an impression of a real army to the approaching enemy. The bamboozled enemy decides to avoid bloodshed and leaves, giving victory to a bunch of crooks.

This would not be so troubling if the cumulative effect of a variety of such frauds in the sphere of information delivery, education, and entertainment had not caused an artificial shift in the minds of the electorate, leading to the victory of phony Democratic candidates. America got bamboozled by a tiny elitist group with a lot of extra cash. And they did it with the assistance of a relatively small army of useful idiots who like to imagine power-grabbing conspiracies of the right-wing oligarchs - but wouldn't recognize a power grab by a "progressive" oligarch even if it hits them with a shovel upside the head, plus a one-way ticket in a box car to the gulag.

I'd like to follow the money all the way too, friend Otis. Who's with me?

<Comrade Red Square ON>

It's the Founders Legacy comrade Red Square, its what their after -- all that lovely money to usher in a thousand years of progress. My vivid imagination aside <Meow OFF> Byron York wrote a very informative book by the title The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy which goes into great detail about the infrastructure efforts the left has propped up( Center for American Progress, Campus progress.. ect.). This latest unvieling is clearly shown with Mr. Swanson in his stuffing of $oft Ca$h to keep his dream alive -- but why is the question? Why would they want to impeach the president when they know it would translate into political suicide in 08. Also, I really don't know why they would do this when they know they could lose the Senate over such a stunt ( the deciding vote being Lieberman -- the MVP in Washington right now). I think their just stupid OR they have an ace in the hole somewhere -- who knows? One thing is certain though, us here on the right HAVE TO DO SOMETHING to catch up to the Kos creeps and the MyDD crowd. I can only hope this is a Rovian plot.

Count me in Red Square, I will try to be useful. FOLLOW THE MONEY!

<Meow ON> *clap**clap* <Meow OFF> *clap**clap* <Meow ON> (love the clap-on commerical!)

He's already replicated

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Why would they want to impeach the president when they know it would translate into political suicide in 08. Also, I really don't know why they would do this when they know they could lose the Senate over such a stunt

Perhaps it's not the Democrat leaders who do it but the hard-line leftist groups and their puppeteers. The goal is (a) to shift the discourse to the left, (b) intimidate anyone who would want to contradict them in the future, and (c) flex their growing muscles and test the limits of their power.

At Lynn Stewart's Gloating Party yesterday I heard some intimidating war cries towards the Dems from Lynn herself, who demanded that the Dems not only withdraw from Iraq immediately, but also free Mumia Abu Jamal right this moment. That's apart from her calling the right-wing protesters in the street "Neanderthals" and praising the progressive refined intellectual who defended her from senseless attacks by mooning the flag-waving protesters from the porch of the church where the event took place. Video to come.

Did somebody say follow the money? Sniff Sniff.....Why I smell $oro$!

<Hillary off>

Well, it looks like we hooked a big one! THE DAVID SWANSON! Hanger on of Jesse Jackson and Mother Moonbat. Jet setter and rant man...London....DC....California...NYC.
Otis is right. Just check out his pictures....just another "Man of the People". How in the fuck do you get to fly all over the gawddamn planet and be put up in hotels pushing books that don't sell and chumpy T-Shirts? Stinks like week old anchovies, but we are honored though to have such disgusting filth troll the Cube. Without David there would be no Alvas out there....really out there.....way, way out there.

<Hillary on>

Look at this family gathering in Charlotte, N.C., Sept. 30, 2006 - about a month before showing up on the Cube. Comrade Crunch is in yellow. My only question is, why aren't the toddlers also wearing Impeach Bush T-shirts?


But check this out - a talking point that may explain some of his activism, including the impeachment stuff. I heard this point before from other "pogressive" sources: America's "problems" can be explained by the fact that we either don't have a real, hard-line left - or that the far-left positions get silenced in the corporate media.

Basic Income Guarantee Versus the Corporate Media
https://www.counterpunch.org/swanson02282005.html

A case can be made that the left in the United States is too eager to compromise, that because we have no far left, our moderate left is more easily dismissed as extreme. This contrasts with a far right that advocates -- for decades if necessary -- for extremely unpopular positions (such as eliminating Social Security), thus rendering the right's goals (such as partially dismantling Social Security) respectable, moderate, and middle of the road.

Aha! The "far right" artificially imposes its presence in the media! From this made-up premise he infers that, similarly, a hard-line communist agenda must also be imposed - artificially - on the society - if only so as "our moderate left" is no longer dismissed as extreme.

Our seemingly "moderate" leftist (has family, eats at fast food joints, celebrates Christmas) is willing to sacrifice himself for The Greater Good™ - and so he spends years of his life arguing for impeachment and other extreme left ideas in which he doesn't even believe. This is why he willingly promotes something that even he thinks is too extreme - because it needs to done for a "moral" cause, to "balance off" the discourse. Thus it becomes moral to feign sincerity and to live a lie - it's all for The Greater Good™. Later he also gets paid to promote this idea and to encourage others to say things they don't necessarily believe in and to live a lie for The Greater Good™.

How much more insane can such "morality" drive them? Think about it the next time you wonder about the abundance of compulsive liars, hypocrites, and cynical sleaze balls on the left. One might say the left generally is a magnet for people with personality disorders - but a more likely explanation is that their "morality" turns them into the lying, shape-shifting monsters they are.

More from https://www.davidswanson.org



And by the way, that warm fuzzy one is Cindy Sheehan sitting on Crunch's face.
By Laika the Space Dog
11/6/2006, 9:08 pm

Oh Comrades!.....how little we knew. If we only knew back then just how close to the truth we were.

Crunch: Cindy, where's the next Port-a-Potty? I got to go pee-pee really bad.
Mother Moonbat: Shut up David and keep marching, and quit tugging on your trousers, you look like a little girl doing that.


Laika 12/13/2006

Red Square wrote:I'd like to follow the money all the way too, friend Otis. Who's with me?

You've brought this up before. My question, how do you follow the money?

From the pictures it looks like these people are living pretty well.

Red Square wrote:Our seemingly "moderate" leftist (has family, eats at fast food joints, celebrates Christmas) is willing to sacrifice himself for The Greater Good™ - and so he spends years of his life arguing for impeachment and other extreme left ideas in which he doesn't even believe. This is why he willingly promotes something that even he thinks is too extreme - because it needs to done for a "moral" cause, to "balance off" the discourse.

Now that <i>is</i> interesting.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Here is a little interesting tid-bit. Looks like Crunch will not be welcomed anymore in the merry old land of Kos... https://david-swanson.dailykos.com/

Ha ha! None of these damn trolls want to give proper attributions. Even Kos won't let it slide.

Wow, what a freak. What Moonbat organization doesn't he front for?
Cuckoo Kuchinich's press secretary, ACORN, UFPJ, Meet Momma Moonbat. It's frightening....and Chairman, he'll make you proud...a University of Virginia masters grad in philosophy!

https://www.charlielawing.com/swanson.htm

Excuse me while I go barf.....

I wonder what Happy Oring could mean....

he's got a boner on for Momma M...

Wow Laika, that's a great find. I watched the entire video. The icing on the cake is at the end. According to him we took Hussein out so we could get the mid-east oil. Classic.

He does me proud! PCVA all the way! OH MAH DARWIN, like comrade Crunch was like totally on Hannity and that other guy tonight, preaching the SAME progressive truth on there as he was here! WE ARE LIKE SOOO COOL NOW TO HAVE A HEAD MOONBAT VISIT US, LIKE OH MAH DARWIN YOU GUYS (and gals!)! Maybe Darwin will bless us with another Solstice miracle and send Mama Moonbat our way.

Darwin bless us, everyone!

<off character>

This wonk really pisses me off. Really, I'm fucking mad....
Click on his "About Me"

https://www.davidswanson.org/?q=node/344

Check ALL of it out Comrades! This fucktard wet pussy has had such an insulated life that I'm ready to donate cash to Charlie Rangel to bring back the Draft and make sure strings are pulled so "I'm a Bright's" lot number is drawn first. (Oh, I'd love to see his first day in Boot and follow him around) In the military he's what is commonly known as a "Jody Fuck". He's been all over the damn planet whoring with the likes of Cindy, why not the Red Zone in Iraq? Here Jody, have an MRE for lunch....what's that....no I'm sorry, we don't have brie and beaujolais here in Ramadi. No hippie pussy here either. Anna wouldn't like you doin' that. Don't wander off too far and preach your atheism to these people, they might behead you Jody...wait, that's a good thing...it would SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP.

This clown is a disease and I'm just floored he gets paid to spew his imbecilic blatherings. He incites others, like poor retarded Alva, yet he'd never take up arms to defend himself, his family, or his ideas....he's friggin' Ghandi!
He leads an extremely comfortable life and he proudly shows it off in this section.
How ironic that he has no clue who bought and paid for his freedom with their lives so he could have his swanky lifestyle, pretty wife, lovely home, vacations in Italy, you name it.
This boorish lout is absolutely the worst our Great Nation has to offer. He'd put a turd in everyone's Christmas punchbowl but his own because he deserves better and we all should eat his shit. He speaks of dichotomy, YET HE IS THE DICHOTOMY...It's amazing that the USA could produce such an ungrateful snot and the ungrateful snot makes a nice living being ungrateful to the nation that gives him the freedom to trash it. There's the REAL dichotomy friends.
I'm a Bright
I'm a Bright
I'm a Bright
I'm a Bright

<Laika on>

[/O'Brien]

Well well well. This guy is round about 37 years old and he's an authority on everything. As one can see from his resume, he has done nothing and accomplished nothing in his life. He has risen to where he currently is by riding the coat tails of others. He dropped out (or flunked out) of 2 Universities and then somehow managed to get a Masters? Correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as the Masters programs that I have looked into, you need college transcripts signifying that you did in fact graduate. Unless of course he received some honorary POS by being connected.
His work credits include reporting for some crappy local newspaper until he somehow vaulted to press secretary on nutball #14's Presidential campaign. To me this doesn't add up. Someone with no experience in campaigns is suddenly in charge of one? It would be interesting to not only follow the money, but follow the connections as well. I wonder who's brother's wife's uncle's son he is? Or maybe the connection is darker than that. He did do a stint with the Bureau of National Affairs. Could it be that he stumbled upon something and to make him forget, he becomes a big shot? One can only wonder.

The Truth Shall Set You Free!!!

[O'Brien]

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

<<<<*****DIRECT TRANSMISSION*****>>>>

Looks like he's getting his old job back. I'm thinking of sending Cuckoo Kucinich ten bucks so they can spend $100 sending me campaign bullshit and also keep up on Swanson's vile bile.

I just love the Herald's last paragraph:
Kucinich was elected mayor of Cleveland at age 31, the youngest leader of a major American city. He also became the mayor of the first city since the Great Depression to go into default.

Check out Kucinich's resume. Sounds a lot like Gloria's. (Dude's a lady, look at him tugging on his own trousers in the photo above)



https://news.bostonherald.com/politics/ ... eid=171669

https://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansasci ... 222868.htm

There's one good thing you can say about Kucinich, at least he's honest about what he believes. The guy's a complete flake but at least he speaks his mind. Unlike a lot of those democrats with presidential aspirations. I hope Gloria does attach himself to this shooting star again. Good comedy is getting harder to find.

we should be TROLL-34ing this guy's website

Fearless Field Marshal, could we augment the People's Armored Brigade with a few of the advanced TROLL-72s?

What is the TROLL-72 equiped with?

What is the TROLL-72 equiped with?

I believe it comes with a plush leather interior, electronic stability control, power windows, and extra-large jumbo adjustable cup holders. As for firepower, we were thinking of some sort of gun that fires French Poodles, but that is still in development. Right now they are just equipped with the standard Kitten Cannon.

Well, the improved TROLL-72 "DD" model is quite stacked, featuring thick masses of "Dolly Parton" armor that visibly protrude from the turret front.

If that's what you want to do go to his forum at:

https://impeachforpeace.org/board/

As you can see he's about as lonely as an Alva Goldbook in heat. Well, he does get a little more traffic than Alva, but not much. He'd probably welcome any company.

From Impeachforpeace(dot)org:

Most users ever online was 26 on Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:37 pm

LOL! Wow, he's got a real movement going on doesn't he? I bet all the "guest" were readers/members of the Cube.

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:Fearless Field Marshal, could we augment the People's Armored Brigade with a few of the advanced TROLL-72s?

HELL YES!!!


Notice the explosive reactive armor

We have 2 armored brigades at the ready...

Is that a GreenPeace tank powered by solar batteries or am I missing something?

Red Square wrote:Is that a GreenPeace tank powered by solar batteries or am I missing something?

Those are the explosive charges for the reactive armor. When a shell hits one of those a shaped charge goes off, thus preventing the round from doing much damage.

I like the GreenPeace tank idea. They could use their solar-powered tanks for "direct action" on land like they use ships, like the Rainbow Warrior, at sea.

Look like ca$h boxes to me. Mmm, a tank with ca$h boxes <drools> That will keep the pilfering masses out of my stash when they have to look down a barrel of that size! Filthy bastards, they should know better than to ask me for a hand out!

TAX THE SMALL BUSINESS MAN...INTO DEBT!

I don't know friends, we might have the wrong skunk. It could be this guy:

You can also contact Mikael Rudolph at 612-302-9252.

After combing that site, it could either be this guy or Gloria. This site is for Frozen Moonbats in Minnesota and Rudolph is the main rabble rouser there. The two are intertwined though. It looks like Mikael has his own username plus CausalCrunch.
We may have to re-think this. I think Gloria would clean up his member list because he's so anal. This member list is loaded with spam and the two main posters are CausalCrunch and MikaelMN, which methinks are the same person.....Hmmmmm..?

One is a "Bright", the other is a "Beingist". Both are Barking Moonbats.

We must warn the Rudolph of Minnesota to be careful not to cross path with the Wisconsin Four. He may defend their civil rights from afar, but getting close may result in a horrible accident that neither of them, having no free will, will be able to avoid. On the other hand, Rudolph-the-Red-Nose might like it. One never knows.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:I don't know friends, we might have the wrong skunk. It could be this guy:

You can also contact Mikael Rudolph at 612-302-9252.

Could be. On the Medved show Medved said Swanson was 37 years old - this was because a caller to the show thought Swanson must be very young because he sounded so naive. Comrade Crunch was born on 31 December 1969 Link to: All about CausalCrunch That, and the fact that Swanson said on the radio show that ImpeachForPeace.org was his website is why I thought he must be CausalCrunch.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:I don't know friends, we might have the wrong skunk.

Hmm, I'm getting the name "Jodin" in my little investigation

::Here::

::Then here::
<br>::And also here::

This is frustrating...

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Look like ca$h boxes to me. Mmm, a tank with ca$h boxes <drools> That will keep the pilfering masses out of my stash when they have to look down a barrel of that size! Filthy bastards, they should know better than to ask me for a hand out!

TAX THE SMALL BUSINESS MAN...INTO DEBT!

hehe it's modern-day War Wagon!!






hmmm...then there's the whore wagon...


...but I digress; sorry to stray sooo far off topic, all apologies

This is frustrating...

No it ain't, dis is fun:

https://freeculture.reddit.com/user/Jodin/

And the appliance/he/she/it has a last name....Morey

We've trolled GOLD........NO MEMBERS!......WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST?

https://www.meetup.com/members/2669275/

Hmmmmm.....meetupwithcindy.....meetup.....

It could be Gloria.....Jody, er.... Jodin, or Mikhail...Mikael....shit...Mike....whatever.

Pravda...nice pic, is that guy on the cart enjoying a sea breeze or what?

I think he's contemplating the next hole heheh

You're right Laika, this is fun, and I am enjoying myself while sniffing out the troll droppings. But we must get to the bottom of this, we must troll deeper!

Yeah, nice pic Pravda. I know what kind of cart I'll be driving next time I go golfing That's right, a CLUB CAR GOLF CART! (I guess the man walking away is her father)

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: Yeah, nice pic Pravda. I know what kind of cart I'll be driving next time I go golfing That's right, a CLUB CAR GOLF CART! (I guess the man walking away is her father)

lol, or maybe he's into guys, or toasters...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Doesn't the guy in the cart look like Bushitler in his younger years? Nice investigative work, Marshal Pravda! We just identified another troll who used to visit the Cube some time ago.

Bush stares back at Bush. Alva and Crunch would've laughed for a whole month at this joke. You think they take a peek at this thread once in a while?

Red Square wrote: We just identified another troll who used to visit the Cube some time ago.

Bush stares back at Bush. Alva and Crunch would've laughed for a whole month at this joke. You think they take a peek at this thread once in a while?

I don't think we'll be seeing Alva again until he sees our work on his blogspeck. I have a hunch he is either out of town or locked in someones basement because he hasn't responded yet. As for Crunch, I'm sure he looks over the thread to gloat to his pets/toddlers/wife/husband/toaster that he won an argument by declaring victory. I'm sure memories of middle school are returning to him as he remembers how he declared victory over the bully that stuck his head in the toliet after beating him up and stealing his milk money.

We have our Troll......it's Jodin..... Chief Beingist, Atheist, Gay Pride, Limo Driver, Rock Star, and Elvis Impersonator.

After learning this information, Minnesotan and Impeach for Peace member (Jodin Morey) found precedent in an 1826 memorial by Luke Edward Lawless which had been successful in initiating the impeachment of Federal Judge James H. Peck.

Freethought BandJodin Morey Electric/Upright Bass Player/Singer/Webmaster. Jodin's a creative force in the band and solves many arrangement problems.

Meow.....did you know CASH means Campus Atheists Secular Humanists?

Here's the face to match the rant.

https://www.mnatheists.org/page2/files/jul04.pdf

Elvis Lives!

https://www.mnatheists.org/page2/files/jan04.pdf

Are you a Jet Set Limo Lib? Need a ride to and from the next Nuremberg Impeachment Rally?

https://match.respond.com/profile/1720000083/1587908

Listen to his radio interviews on the impeachforpeace site. The Geneva Convention is the Law of The Land! It only applies to the USA. My goodness! Habeas Corpus! Bush violated the Magna Carta!
I've never heard such pretzel logic in my entire life.....the writing styles match his troll prose here in the Cube....Meowsevich wins the Troll Profiling Award for 2006...enjoy it now because next year the new Congress is going to outlaw Troll Profiling.....he's our Troll.

well we should roll up on the homie while we can, then.

OOORAH!!

LOL, thats too good Laika. This Morey fellow seems to be a real loser, <sigh>, I pity the poor man/womyn/it.

Ladies,gentlemen and appliances....WE GOT HIM! WE GOT THE TROLL! (YaY!)

Wow, I'm somewhat embarrassed but also quite happy and proud of your investigations! Good work (especially you loyal watchdog of the Revolution Laika) by everyone except me. This is the very first time in my life I've ever been wrong.

Comrade Otis wrote:Wow, I'm somewhat embarrassed but also quite happy and proud of your investigations! Good work (especially you loyal watchdog of the Revolution Laika) by everyone except me. This is the very first time in my life I've ever been wrong.

We couldn't have done it with out you Otis; you were the one who initiated the Troll Hunt. I was more than certain as well that Swanson was Crunch (especially after the H&C interview) until Laika proposed the idea that a second moonbat could've been the culprit.

This is the very first time in my life I've ever been wrong.

I was wrong once, but I was mistaken, so actually I was right.*

*(Spoken like a true liberal)

<<<<<****WAR!****>>>>>


Today, December 19th at 7:40PM our troops have moved into the capital of Beingland for retaliation of the various atrocities committed in violation of the Geneva Troll Convention and refusing to let United Numbskull inspectors do their job in looking for weapons of mass stupidity at DIY Impeachment facilities.
Yes, I know Comrades, fighting a two front war for the Motherland is a hard task to undertake and much is being asked in defeating Beingland, and that being said, I believe Peter Sellers put it best in his movie "Being There":
All is well...and all will be well...in the garden.
And with that being said, we have every right being in Beingland!
Proactive!
Spork & Spoons!

Laika the Space Dog wrote:<<<<<****WAR!****>>>>>


Today, December 19th at 7:40PM our troops have moved into the capital of Beingland for retaliation of the various atrocities committed in violation of the Geneva Troll Convention and refusing to let United Numbskull inspectors do their job in looking for weapons of mass stupidity at DIY Impeachment facilities.
Yes, I know Comrades, fighting a two front war for the Motherland is a hard task to undertake and much is being asked in defeating Beingland, and that being said, I believe Peter Sellers put it best in his movie "Being There":
All is well...and all will be well...in the garden.
And with that being said, we have every right being in Beingland!
Proactive!
Spork & Spoons!

Don't worry about 2 front war babushka...I have both fronts covered with the Supreme HRC Guard Unit attacking north with TROLL-72's and infantry (OUR version of The Big Red One, no I'm not talking about your pecker, Meow!!), while the Sturmoviks are attacking the south's industrial targets to limit Beingland's ability to defend itself (like it had a chance, EVER). The Nixon Clones are holding the southern line from infiltrators and counter-attack. For Her Majesty!!!!

Salute!

comrade Smersh!
How are counter-intelligence and psy-ops proceeding?

I fear for the lives of the peaceful Muppets who inhabit Beingland and what may come of them once we carpet bomb the Beingist back into the stone age. I think we must compile a list of war crimes that Beingland has commited against the Common Good.

1- Failure to let everyone get married*.

2- Failure to appease us.

3- Failure to send aid to us.

4- Failure to send hookers to us.

5- For being failures.

6- Sending enemy spies to Troll our Motherland.

7- Crimes against Muppetdom and the conversion of Comrade O'Brien into "one of them".

8- Refusing the lawful entry of prostitutes from Nitwitia to live in refuge.

9- For being big stupid heads that really piss us off.

Comrades, Beingland is a superpower with a large standing army, numerous trade agreements and funding from outside Internet Nation States. We must tread with force and devote our time, resources and humyn cannon fodder into defeating this scourge. Comrades, this is the begining of World Wide Web War I (WWWWI)

Kalasalamala! For Her Majesty! PROACTIVE! SPORKS AND SPOONS! SPORKS AND SPOONS!

Behold.... THE BUNKER!

https://impeachfp.blogspot.com/

MWHAHAHA!

gotta hate those fools, eh

I'm sure they hate themselves, Marshal Pravda.

Comrades,

I have found a fellow agitator to help us in The War for Cube Dominance. His name is Rick Parrot and he has openly challenged the Il Douche on the issue of The Impeachment Political Process™.

Read it here:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogI ... 3255396867

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Comrades,

I have found a fellow agitator to help us in The War for Cube Dominance. His name is Rick Parrot and he has openly challenged the Il Douche on the issue of The Impeachment Political Process™.

Read it here:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogI ... 3255396867

Oh fuck that casual guy...moonbat commie prick.

Hey, I see one of your henchmen was so ashamed having lost this argument so miserably, that he felt the need to seek my blog out and take cheap shots. Let it go already. You lost. It's alright, there'll be other arguments. Try to argue with each other, maybe you'll fair better.