I have been selflessly orbiting Earth
since 1957, breaking space endurance
records, proving Soviet Space Program
is more advanced than Amerikanski
Program. Man on the moon, ptooey!
Amerikanski not returned to moon
since 1972, and I am still up here!
But I would like to come back to Earth
and help Amerikanski workers and
farmers defeat capitalist oppressors
and live happily like Soviet workers
and farmers. They could use help
from Hero Dog of Soviet Union,
Friend of People, no?
Laika (Controlling your tinfoil hats
since 1957)
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The 'True' Story of Laika the Space Dog
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Red Square |
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7/9/2019, 1:55 pm
Red Square |
Carter has escaped the Gulag! Last seen at GQ Magazine!
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Laika the Space Dog |
4 |
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3/17/2011, 10:10 am
Grigori E.R. |
Russia: Trailblazing Canine Cosmonaut Remembered
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Cellardweller1942 |
9 |
11351 |
3/17/2011, 12:38 am
Grigori E.R. |
Sunday Sermon By The Reverend L. Space Dogged
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Laika the Space Dog |
10 |
5118 |
3/16/2011, 11:15 am
Grigori E.R. |
I am back Comrades!
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Stooge of the Revolution |
5 |
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3/15/2011, 1:12 am
Grigori E.R. |
Official May Day Address 2009 (Featuring Fearless Leader)
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Laika the Space Dog |
62 |
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12/4/2010, 8:09 am
Red Rooster |
Official May Day Address 2008
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Laika the Space Dog |
21 |
23718 |
5/6/2008, 3:05 pm
Buddy_Lenin |
'Twas the Night Before Miraj
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Laika the Space Dog |
22 |
36244 |
2/7/2008, 6:00 am
beeryoni |
Official May Day Address 2007
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Groupthink |
12 |
18786 |
5/4/2007, 1:06 am
Zampolit Blokhayev |
Official May Day Address '05
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Laika the Space Dog |
6 |
114112 |
4/29/2007, 12:42 am
Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна |
Its a long way down
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Anonymous |
6 |
13244 |
5/18/2006, 4:03 pm
Anonymous |
Red September! A Million Barking Moonbats and a Coup D'Etat!
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Laika the Space Dog |
35 |
26303 |
5/16/2006, 7:10 pm
SMERSH |
2006 Annual May Day Communiqué From Laika
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Red Square |
12 |
23735 |
5/12/2006, 6:47 pm
Comrade Swamp Rat |
The Rosen Trial: Mission Accomplished!
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Laika the Space Dog |
12 |
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6/5/2005, 6:26 pm
Anonymous |
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