Media The Lapdog Dumps on Israel

Another one from Damon Bryan Shackelford: Do you smell what the lapdog is cooking?



See the main Media the Lapdog page >>
 

"Do you smell what the lapdog is cooking?"

It's the People's Tasty Creme™!
 

And very fresh, too! Mm-mmm!

Comrades,

How do you measure up (or down, perish the thought) on the ObamaTest.com? As the site says:

Quote:

Barack Obama has very high standards. As your president, Barack will demand that you do your best and that you don't embarrass him.

Take this test to determine whether you're qualified to be one of those who Barack will be president of.

I scored a 55. You can't drive that!
 

You scored 16
You're an embarrassment to Barack.

There must be an error in the database!
 

Oh, Media, you a good little doggie. What an excellent excrement you did make.







 

Kommissar Vodkov

You scored 16
You're an embarrassment to Barack.

There must be an error in the database!

Comrade Kommissar Vodkov,

As a matter of fact, I did retest myself and gave different answers and scored lower. I think this only emphasizes the point that there are always correct, if wrong, answers. It's all about context and who controls the wheel of power.
 

This cartoon is implying the media is basically full of s**t..... sounds about right.
 

Opiate of the People

This cartoon is implying the media is basically full of s**t..... sounds about right.

Well, after that tremendous deluge on Israel, I dunno....
 

I scored 97. The Obamessiah whispered the correct answers in my ear. He's always with me,like the Holy Ghost....'cept,not as transparent.
 

Sorry,forgot to log on.

All of you who scored less than my 97 need to report to your nearest O-indoctrination office asap.

Or,you could admit that you're a sinner and receive the Holy O. Then he'll be with you always and whisper the truth in your ear. Double plus good.
 

Lenin'n'Thingies, I've been chasing you all over the place. You might wish to e-mail our Glorious Leader. I do believe he has an offer for you that you can't refuse. (Lock that horse stable.)
 

Lenin 'n' Thingies

Sorry,forgot to log on.

All of you who scored less than my 97 need to report to your nearest O-indoctrination office asap.

Or,you could admit that you're a sinner and receive the Holy O. Then he'll be with you always and whisper the truth in your ear. Double plus good.

Is that where they teach you the O face?
 

Commissarka Pinkie

Lenin'n'Thingies, I've been chasing you all over the place. ....


o_O

--
ZB
 

Crap I only Scored 18, Now Ill Never be a community leader. Now take me to a ladder I'll see your leader later.


I am however still more equal than
AbecedariusRex

 

AbecedariusRex

Opiate of the People

This cartoon is implying the media is basically full of s**t..... sounds about right.

Well, after that tremendous deluge on Israel, I dunno....


Y, I guess they'll have to replenish the supply by eating a pile of post-modern carbon-neutral non-partisan (ha!) citizen-of-the-world BS.
 

Well, I only scored a 16 but as a good Progressive, I must remind everyone that this isn't my fault. I blame Bush for underfunding public education, raising gas prices to unaffordable levels (before evilly lowering them again to destroy the economy), and playing havoc with our fragile Mother Gaia by causing Global Warming Climate Change.
 

This is great! A Chicago Sun-Times columnist thinks the press is becoming Obama's lapdog!
This is from Newsbusters:

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According to Sun-Times columnist and long-time Chicago journalist, Carol Marin, journalists at Barack Obama news conferences have come to realize that Obama has pre-picked those journalists whom he will allow to ask him questions at the conference and many of them now "don't even bother raising" their hands to be called upon.

One wonders why journalists are allowing this corralling of the press? Would they have allowed George W. Bush to pre-pick journalists like that? Would they meekly sit by and allow themselves to be systematically ignored, their freedom to ask questions silenced by any Republican? Would journalists so eagerly vie with one another for the favor of Bush like they are Obama's?

For her part, it seems that Carol Marin is starting to wonder at the "bizarro world" that is being invented by the pliant and smitten Obama loving press corps.

As ferociously as we march like villagers with torches against Blagojevich, we have been, in the true spirit of the Bizarro universe, the polar opposite with the president-elect. Deferential, eager to please, prepared to keep a careful distance.

The Obama news conferences tell that story, making one yearn for the return of the always-irritating Sam Donaldson to awaken the slumbering press to the notion that decorum isn't all it's cracked up to be.

The press corps, most of us, don't even bother raising our hands any more to ask questions because Obama always has before him a list of correspondents who've been advised they will be called upon that day.

Will the rest of the press retake their manhood and again become the tough guys they have always claimed to be or are they going to stay so smitten by Obama and their love for The One that they will allow themselves to continue being forced into a subservient role?

One has a sinking suspicion that the press is allowing itself to become Obama's lapdog extraordinaire.

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/warner-todd-huston/2009/01/12/sun-times-journalists-shut-out-obama

 

I pleased the One:

You scored 75
Barack is pleased!

See YOU at the reeducation camp.
 

His excellency is please with me as well.

You scored 79
Barack is pleased!

I am overcome with joy!!!!
 

Oh, I just love taking tests! Especially when I know all the answers.

His O'liness is pleased.

I scored an 87, and so I didn't make everyone look bad, I lied on a few questions, unlike that hussy, Lenin n' Thingies!(hope she pays attention to me, I think she's one hot progressive woman, and gorgeous in those party approved lingerie.....thanks for suggesting SMO...or was it Opiate? anyway....she's smokin' man... pant, pant.........runs into walk-in cooler to stop hot flashes)
 

What will Media crap on next?
 

Does it mean the Media also dumps on Gaza?
 

The Skinnee Jay

Does it mean the Media also dumps on Gaza?Don't be a bitter clinger Skinnee Jay, of course Media won't crap on Gaza.
 

Again we have another excellent/non-excellent piece detailing our comrades of the press doing their progressive duty to remind the world that war, even to defend your citizens from genocidal maniacs, is bad! Truly, the world will only be at peace when all lay down their arms... Except for the Obamasiah's CNSF, which will then take appropriate steps to eliminate "undesirables" who will only cause trouble.

But I digress: we all look forward to the day when the great Obama and his many cronies associates rule over all of us with an iron fist, killing all who are not progressive enough to warrant their ration of bread and vodka from the people's central resource distribution bureau. No, what we discuss today is how the nation of Israel is an evil, warmongering state filled with goose-stepping bourgeois fascists who are repressing political freedom in Gaza. After all, launching hundreds and hundreds of rockets at civilians over a period of years is merely Hamas' way of expressing their culture, and Israel should recognize and respect that! Otherwise, the world must make them respect it by letting Iran lob nuclear weapons at the Jewish-Zionist overlords and let them perish. Then, surely, we shall all have peace. Sure, it will be the peace of the grave, but at least then we will finally have our own plot of land granted to us by the state.
 

Dahinks, I scored an 88 on the big O test. Although I have performed better than some of my fellow progressives here, I feel I must do much better to avoid re-education. So I will take it again since one knows, that for true progressives, the first time never counts.

Oh my, on my second attempt I received a 93! Obamessiah is quite pleased with me! I wonder if I take it again what I will get? As we all well know, dahlinks, the 2nd attempt never counts either!

Ha! I have now scored 97! Is it possible to get 100? Now how many states are there, dahlinks?

I do believe the next group to be shat upon are tax payers. As we all know, the federal bail out money to the financial institutions, auto makers and individual states is all "free" money. At least that is how Media tells the story. Media does a lovely job of covering up the fact that all those billions of dollars are going to have to come out of someone's pocket and it won't be those of us who were smart enough to quit our jobs in anticipation of hope and change, dahlinks!
 

I really wanted the Intelligence Analyst position. I think I qualify with that kind of score.