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Gift from the State: A Command Vehicle and Summer Camper !

8/1/2014, 12:08 pm
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The State is constantly improving our collective lives. Repeat after me .....

"The State is constantly improving our collective lives."

And as proof, our collective has been given ........... wait for it .........

A slightly used multi-purpose mobile command vehicle and summer camper!

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Slava !

Now our Commissar Red Square can drive out to the beet fields and stay there to make sure we meet our beet picking quotas.
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8/1/2014, 1:21 pm
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That is one sweet most equal ride! The Red Star really makes it for me.
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8/1/2014, 2:31 pm
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Ooooh, most equal! We just had a parking space open up at the office timeshare dacha, where do i sign up to apply for eligibility to standby for opportunity to queue up to get on the list to borrow this...this....what do we call it, an Obama-RV?
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8/1/2014, 3:59 pm
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Sorry, Comrade Tov...... it's not an Obama R-V.

The Collective's new vehicle is actually practical and functional.
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8/1/2014, 6:50 pm
Wait, comrade Krasnodar! I can imagine it now ......

Introducing the all new .....

2015 ObamaRV

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Detroit is working on its latest, most-up-to-date, state-approved,
cutting-edge technology, carbon-neutral Recreational Vehicle (RV)
for family fun and living.

This RV is designed to fit the budget of all Americans, legal or illegal
soon-to-be legal, including those encouraged by White House policy
refugees seeking taxpayer-funded free stuff asylum from the violence
in Chicago Central America.

The most important cost-saving feature is that it has no engine
carbon footprint. These RV's will be towed delivered at taxpayer
expense cost-free to RV campgrounds throughout the mild-weather
Red States sunny South. Once in a campground, with a one-year
lease agreement paid for by taxpayers, these newest US citizens
can fulfill their RV-ing dreams while meeting voting eligibility
citizenship requirements for those Red States sunny states before
the all-important 2016 elections December, 2015 release of
Star Wars - Episode VII.

*** Inventory won't last *** Be sure to place your order now! ***
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8/1/2014, 10:55 pm
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8/2/2014, 12:09 am
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Look what the 'man' has done to our poor Captain Craptek and his brand new ride!!
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He runs over one dude and they stop him dead in his tracks!
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On the bright side... Tovarichi was able to save his underpants.
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8/2/2014, 2:34 am
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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Look what the 'man' has done to our poor Captain Craptek and his brand new ride!!
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He runs over one dude and they stop him dead in his tracks!
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On the bright side... Tovarichi was able to save his underpants.
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Don't worry, the People's "Jaws of Life" will save the ride.
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8/2/2014, 6:36 am
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RV-- you folks do understand that "R" is for redistribution, not anything kapitalist <spit> or anything....
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8/2/2014, 8:31 am
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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On the bright side... Tovarichi was able to save his underpants.
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I denounce Comrade Putout and her accusations that I wear underpa.... Wait. Nevermind.
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8/2/2014, 12:30 pm
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Tovarichi wrote:
Comrade Putout wrote:.
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On the bright side... Tovarichi was able to save his underpants.
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I denounce Comrade Putout and her accusations that I wear underpa.... Wait. Nevermind.
How is the People's hospital treating you?
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8/2/2014, 12:38 pm
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At this point, the only way I will see medical care is to walk away from the Veterans Administration system, cross the southern border of Texazistan, burn my drivers licence and insurance cards and turn back north and beg for asylum.

Viva Norté Americanos!
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8/2/2014, 12:41 pm
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Tovarichi wrote:At this point, the only way I will see medical care is to walk away from the Veterans Administration system, cross the southern border of Texazistan, burn my drivers licence and insurance cards and turn back north and beg for asylum.

Viva Norté Americanos!

¡Muchos gustas! V[highlight=#ffffff]eré[/highlight][highlight=#ffffff] [/highlight]tener [highlight=#ffffff]trabajarás[/highlight].
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8/2/2014, 11:15 pm
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Should fit right in at the next 'Occupy' demonstration.Image
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