Chairman, as any honest and correct thinking comrade knows, this Commissar has always been your most devoted fan, and thereby a faithful worker for the Party and her Empress. It is because of this unswerving loyalty that I felt compelled to point out that I believe you may need to order Pravda and the Ministry of Truth to make certain corrections to the Current Truth™.

There have been numerous instances here at the People's Cube where you have been identified as being a "Kennedy Cop" and/or references to you being a "Kennedy." With the recent and shocking Treason of the Kennedy's in order to confer legitimacy on the name who can not be spoken, it seems clear to me that any such references to you being associated with this treason must have been the product of a loathsome wrecker whose intent is to work against the best interests of the Empress and therefore The People.

Clearly it would seem that this slander must be refuted in the firmest and surest of manner. I for one know that you would never lend your good name to those that would betray the Empress. I can only hope the damage can be quickly corrected, and as always, I am at your service.

Let the non-swimming woman killer vote go to the name who can not be named, our loyalty remains to the Many Titted Empress!

Look at that picture! Look how dignified He Who Must Not Be Named looks! He is our next leader! He will crush the middle cla$$, redistribute wealth, create a true multicultural society and outlaw free speech! He will cause our Socialist and Islamic allies to disrespect AmeriKKKa, resulting in her downfall! Oh, how glorious!

You, Commissar Pupovich, doubt the judgement of our Royal Family? You accuse them of treason? The Kennedys themselves!

THOUGHTCRIME!!

You will sit beside Commissarka Pinky at your show trial when our new leader has assumed power. Believe me, there will be CHANGE for you, but no HOPE.

Comrade Criminal Kommissar Vodkov, the Thought Crime™ is all yours for I follow the Party line until I am told differently, The Party line is that the Empress shall ascend to the Presidency as is her rightful due and I have always supported the Empress. Should the Central Committee decide otherwise, I will have always supported whomever the Party says I have always supported.

You on the other hand have yet again compounded your crime along with all your previous crimes, and your besmirching and stalking of Commissarka Pinkie. My paws are tied somewhat until and unless the show trial you so rightly deserve is initiated. However, your continued intransigence and rejection of the Party doctrine has left me with no choice. Therefore, I am suspending your Party Privileges at the Pup's Party Pleasure Palaces for 3 weeks! It is with a heavy heart that I have had to resort to this, but you left me no choice. I hope you are in good standing with the appliance of your choice for this period, but your Party's Pass is under suspension so if you wish to continue the services I have seen from my cameras that you enjoy so much, you will have to pay for it like a common prole.

The list of offences seems to be growing....

I kept wondering what all the "Change" talk was about. Change this, change that and I still had no idea what the "Change" was. I watched this non-persons speech the other night and all the ....I don't want to call them people..the audience kept chanting "Yes We Can," What exactly is the Can...Can what??? He speaks of "Change" and everyone chants "Yes We Can." Is it the thought of change that they can change or is it that they can change...change??? How does one go about changing change??? Or is it that now I can get change at the store and not be told that I must purchase something first in order to receive "Change."

me---- Mr. Non-Person....What is your plan for Healthcare?

Non person---- Change!!!

me---Ok, how do you go about changing it

Non Person----Yes we can!!

me----Alright, What do you plan on doing about the economy??

Non Person----Change!!

me----What is the change Sir???

Non Person----Change!!!

me----Change What??

Non Person----Yes We Can!!!

me----Can! Can what???

Non Person----Change!!!!

me----Grabs shovel...Slams shovel against own forehead...Thud!!!

Premier Betty wrote:The list of offences seems to be growing....

Yes it has. One would think that after his narrow escape last month this comrade would have seen the error of his criminal ways. But like the Bushitler, he keeps compounding his guilt.

Sea-Bass wrote:I kept wondering what all the "Change" talk was about. Change this, change that and I still had no idea what the "Change" was. I watched this non-persons speech the other night and all the ....I don't want to call them people..the audience kept chanting "Yes We Can," What exactly is the Can...Can what??? He speaks of "Change" and everyone chants "Yes We Can." Is it the thought of change that they can change or is it that they can change...change??? How does one go about changing change??? Or is it that now I can get change at the store and not be told that I must purchase something first in order to receive "Change."

Eggsactly why this non-person and his insolent challenge of the Empress must be swatted down, at least unless the Central Committee chooses to support said non-person.

Kommissar Vodkov may have been kidnapped by the non-person's operatives when the Chairman was kidnapped a couple of months ago. It would seem that the Kommissar was brainwashed into believing the lies of the non-person. This and the corrupting effects of living in a "Free Society", may have been too much for the Kommissar to bear. This non-person seeks to corrupt the Party by influencing high ranking Party officials!!!

Comrades, beware of "Comrades" who are willing to give you a lift to your next assignment for Hillary's campaign!!!

Kommissar Vodkov may need a lengthy session at a Party approved re-education camp to clear his mind of these lies and to re-orient his thinking to follow the Party line. Remember Kommissar Vodkov, the Party is for the Common Good™, the Children™and Our Beloved Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Hmmmm interesting theory. It might explain why I jump and sweat heavily when I see a picture of the Empress. It's suspiciously like a conditioned emotional response. Perhaps the non-person's psy-ops snatched me and administered a reinforcement regime à la Clockwork Orange. Or perhaps the Empress is herself a noxious stimulus, capable of elicting this response without prior associations.

I want proof! Bring me proof! If this is true, there will be (non-existing) Hell to pay!

You are on the ocean in luxury liner and you relieve the captain.
As the new captain, you demand you want change.
Flood the engine room I say!

Not to worry comrade, we have also elected Kennedy to Obama's car pool.

One can only hope there is some explanation for Kommrade Vodkov's behavior these past few months, but I don't believe the truth can really become clear without a thorough examination by the Chairman at the minimum, and a full Show Trial as optimum. He just tried to latch on to the possibility of an excuse, but he has gone this route before,

It is also of great import to discover who it is that may have tried to taint the Chairman's reputation by associating him with the traitor Kennedy. I know it is campaign season, and we are all busy working toward the Empress' ascension to the Presidency, but we must re-double our efforts and cleanse the Party of Thought Crime™ and any hint of impurity.

Yes, our Goal is to see that Our Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton, ascends to the Presidency and Her Throne. The Party has given Her it's support and we must work tirelessly to see it to fruition. Our duty as citizens of the State and members of the Party is to keep our shovels ready for any task and to obey all orders and directives issued by the Party.

I was only suggesting that Kommissar Vodkov may be in need of treatment and reeducation because he may have been a victim of the sinister deeds of the operatives of the non-person. I can't say that his behaviour is the result of brainwashing and not willful insolence against the Party, it's officials and Our Queen. A thorough examination is needed to determine his mental state and if he's criminally insane. It's interesting to note that he has added what appears to be a photo of Rasputin to his avatar.

I'm sure the Chairman will uncover the agent who sullied his reputation and tried to align him with the traitor Kennedy. I'm sure he's getting new batteries for his taser in anticipation of exposing this slanderer and getting the KKKapitalist pig ready for a trial and punishment.

I will need any and all references of me calling myself a "Kennedy Cop", Commissar Pupovich. Oh, and when these references are presented - dated and word-for-word, of course - I will, as always, refute them and shift blame on you and all of those who WHO DARE QUESTION MY LOYALTIES. Yes, that is a warning and yes I will remind the collective that I have many years of working in Little Rock under my belt - working for the Clintons, that is.

Comrades, we are in the midst of a Civil War between our brethren. Right now, as I type this, a whole slew of African Americans are breaking with the First Black President to join forces with Enemy Obama. Also, are own legions of feminist are declaring bra-burning jihad of Uncle Teddy which is driving the wedge deeper. We must, at all cost, destroy the Obama camp and use every tactic we know to coerce the remaining superdelegates to hold the line. In the meantime, I feel it is high time that The People's Cube releases all our superdelegates (at gun point) to H.R.H Hillary Rodham Clinton

P.S -

Chairman, that is why I seek your wisdom constantly and why you are the standard I wish to mold myself. I merely wished to make sure that you were not being sabotaged by some wrecker trying to taint your name with the Kennedy after that shocking endorsement of his. Actually, given Ted's propensity for a drink, some laughs with friends, and ca$h under the table, his endorsement did not shock me, but when the others in the KKKlan turned their back on the Empress and proclaimed a new Camelot, well, it was a shock. Any way, I was merely trying to watch your back Chairman.

Speaking of anti Empress behavior.... what are we to do with the Criminal Kommissar and Stalker Vodkov?


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Comrade Kennedy is not in denial, unlike some comrades I know. He sees where the wind blows. Inevitability in the form of He Who Must Not Be Named has knocked on his door and he doesn't want to be purged. Self preservation is important for the Party elite (less so for the proles of course). Imagine comrades what will happen! The Party is going to be gutted when the stubborn supporters of the MTE are put to the sword. Do we want that? No, surely not. Now it's the time to denounce our Empress! Act now and banish her to a quiet dacha in north-eastern Siberia before it's too late!

Criminal Kommissar Vodkov, why do you insist on magnifying your guilt? Did you not see the loyalty of the Chairman to the Party's standard bearer? Do you defy the Chairman as well?

THAT IS ENOUGH, KOMMISSAR VODKOV! I have been busting my hump stuffing ballot boxes with Hillary votes in both Florida and South Carolina and I come home to the Cube to see this... this... THIS BLATANT TREASON OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

Our Superdelegates will ensure a Hillary victory come the Denver Party Coronation of The People's Leader, Kommissar Vodkov. Also, let it be noted that the Clintonist faction - which includes every here at the Cube, Little Rock and parts of New York - have successfully taken complete control of the Democratic Party and have a firm grip on the leadership apparatus with help from the DLC - which Hillary herself built with her own bare man-hands!

Repent now, Vodkov, or forever find yourself breaking rocks with the soon defeated, purged and sentenced Enemy B. Hussein Obama. Her Excellency is most unmerciful right now, so let that be a warning to everyone.

Chairman! So glorious to see you! I am so sorry to have you forced to see the blatant treachery of Criminal Kommissar Vodkov. Even my suspending his Party Pleasure Palace pass for 3 weeks has not seemed to be sufficient.

I wanted you to be the first to know, I have completed my course on Atlas Shrugged so I can recognize the enemies of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday and can refute their ill conceived "logic."

I can now swear the following:

I swear on the lives of others and my disgust for them, that I shall forever use their labor and riches for my... the Party's good, and will forever demand their money and obedience to the Party!

I was so inspired by this, that I went to the local Salvation Army and collected contributions from every one of those proles but 3 of them, and they were immediately taken out and used for my driveway. I also bought an early, experimental version of the Hildo Hydra (needless to say I was unable to get the latest version which is only available to the Empress) and gave it a workout that nearly overloaded my neighbor's circuit breaker. To finish my day, I renounced my mother for not giving me choclolate milk when I wanted, and the many times she was late feeding me and cleaning my room among other crimes. Needless to say she confessed in no time and is currently waxing my car.

As you know, it has always been my desire to be your aide, the Vice Chairman, to be at your beck and call. I am hoping that I have now met with your approval and will grant me this. Why should you? Because I want it Chairman! I want it and I need it. You see? I have learned much my dear esteemed Chairman, and I owe it all to you!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: Also, let it be noted that the Clintonist faction - which includes every here at the Cube, Little Rock and parts of New York - have successfully taken complete control of the Democratic Party and have a firm grip on the leadership apparatus with help from the DLC - which Hillary herself built with her own bare man-hands!

Does that mean that the Kennedy Hegemony has been broken? I don't think so. The Hussein/Kennedy axis of Common Good is in firm control of the Party. They are out rightful leaders. We should be taking orders from them rather than from the Clinton splinter group.

Long live He Who Must Not Be Named! Death to the middle class!

If you insist in going against the Inner Party, against the People's Will™, and against the People's Children™, you will soon see more than your hegemony broken Criminal Kommissar! It is not as if you haven't been warned, repeatedly. I should note it is one thing to defy common sense and Commissars, but now you openly defy the Chairman? Why you should be on your hands and knees begging the Chairman's forgiveness for disturbing his peace not to mention taking time away from his fund raising efforts for the Empress. Perhaps a little time with a dull shovel will cool your blasphemous heels!