Combine this with the female reporter who was shunned at a "Diversity" clinic recently because she worked for a conservative journal, and you've got the makings of...well,... doublethink. Amazing stuff.

Comrades, I must apologize for not keeping my capitalist sidekick, Bo the black lab on a shorter leash! Unlike other more well-known "BOs," my Bo was trained to respect the environment by doing his duty in his penned gulag. It appears he has forgotten his lessons, and must submit to retraining. He is now also guilty of polluting the sea waters we all must soon drink for sustenance! How I've failed!

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He will now be incarcerated, and fed a strict diet of cat food and salt water for the foreseeable future. There will be no mercy! These capitalists crap on everything, and must be taught a lesson!