Michelle's Gestapo Food Gulag

In a final push to get all paroles peoples on the health food bandwagon horsecart, the great wookie FLOTUS has established an adult fun camp to enforce encourage her despotic visionary standers.
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"There has been many changes in USSA, in regards to health food. With this new facility we can stop obesity!" shouted the big hairy Ferengi teethed beast Obama woman.

In the mandatory adult food fun camp there will be training in the use of natural items, such as sticks, bark, grubs, dirt and rocks in crafting a government sanctioned meal.

"Remember this is for your children. As you get healthy your allowed future PARTY™ members in miniature will also benefit from your example." She said while sheeding a single poignant tear for effect.

She reminders the gather Pravda that "We have to change our history, our traditions and move in a different direction. Your diet will become a major part of that new world and the children will follow."

Promised to those that join up through the ObamaCare website early enrollment and select the FLOUTS' program, for a small nominal fee, have been promised "If you like your desert, you can keep your desert. Period."

Others that are more reluctant and require assistance from the Korrect food enforcement squad (Kfes) will have no agreement.

Fresh from the Carl Marx Re-Education camp is Food Network star Comrade Alton Brown, to facilitate and run the first facility labeled Camp Cutthroat, where the outlined good eats as chosen by the Move On organization are to be incorporated in an extensive physical regimen.

Such playful events as cutting lawn clipping for making a salad while carrying a bowling ball and using left handed safety scissors, gathering flower petals while hanging from a bungee cable, and grinding cattail seeds into flour with rocks are just a few examples, making this a memorable time.

Comrade Brown emphasizes that all the collective attending the camp need to bring their assigned shovels, warm outer clothing is also suggested.


Hail Hillary, the deserving and inevitable

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BREAKING UPDATE - BREAKING UPDATE - BREAKING UPDATE

The first candidate for the new camp has been selected.

Researchers at the University of Colorado Boulder are blaming “plump” cartoon characters associated with food, like the portly Grimace, a purple glob of a McDonald's pitchman who had a hankering for milk shakes.

STUDY: ‘Plump' restaurant characters provoke kids to eat more

Catch the 5 episode special this fall from the Food Network and DVR. The Good Eats reruns on the Food Network at 11:00

MMMM....squirrel tartare with beet greens. Just like Mama used to make!

Looks just like the summer camp I went to.