In an awful court-packing event held at the White House yesterday, the new lackey of Orange Man on the Supreme Court was seen swearing an oath on some kind of strange book.

Democrat senators got hold of the strange volume and are reporting that it is full of horrible stories about dead white men. One Democrat senator who touched the book felt a burning sensation in his hands, so he let go of it and retreated into the shadows, hissing.

"We can only speculate on the contents," said Democratic Senator Kamala Harris, "but we presume the book has something to do with white supremacy and was used to humiliate the black man standing next to the president in what looks like a woman's dress."

In related news, Joe Biden has vowed to be sworn in on the Holy Book of Salvation (Das Kapital) when he wins his race for the Thing™ next Tuesday.

This is the Bible on which the Democrat presidents are being sworn in.

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Some people on Facebook have objected to the description of Bivble characters as "white men."

I had to explain how things work in the Middle East: Muslim Arabs are considered brown, but Christian Arabs and Jews are considered white. Didn't you know? It's like magic. You change your religion and the skin color changes with it.

I found out in a library discussion with a former Catholic priest and a Rastafarian Black man that Jesus was, in fact, a white supremacist. It was news to me, at the time, but this this new information convinces me that it must be true.

Red Square wrote:Some people on Facebook have objected to the description of Bivble characters as "white men."

I had to explain how things work in the Middle East: Muslim Arabs are considered brown, but Christian Arabs and Jews are considered white. Didn't you know? It's like magic. You change your religion and the skin color changes with it.

So, at the end of socialism we will all be red, or dead?

By Marx, that is some magic!