In recent days we have all seen the proliferation of Alan Grayson ads on the Cube, in which he gives us the Sexy Proggish Look (heretofore referred to as SPL).

I knew I had seen that hot steaming hunk o' man-love stare before, but couldn't put my finger on it - until today, when I came across this other political ad. When put side by side, it is as if the one on the right whispers adoringly, "Alan! I am your father!"


In other news:

Rep. Grayson Makes The Cover Of Progs Illustrated

We have run Comrade Grayson's image through our genetic, National-Socialist algorithm resulting in a 99% match. We contacted Germany offering extradition - they hung up.

Here, let's help Alan with a real working ad:

Is that a booger, a cold sore, or what?

He apparently missed a spot when he shaved his Hitler 'stache off.

PUT PROGRESSIVE CHAMPION ALAN GRAYSON BACK IN CONGRESS....

...and keep him as far away from my house as possible.
...there's lots fewer dogs and children to scare there.
...where a wacko like him will fit right in!
...and make Sheila Jackson Lee look sane.
...it's one way of getting even with Nancy Pelosi.
...and keep Orlando's bus riders SAFE!
...in case you've forgotten why you hate it.
...the other evil clowns miss him.