The best President for an America in decline is one who believes we had it coming. Obama 2012.

Yes.....dear leader obama is the right man at the right time. He instinctively knew that if Amerika was to experience the joys of collectivism and dictatorship; if Amerika is to have everyone equally poor and equally miserable, then she must be destroyed from within as he is doing now. Comerad obama has crossed the great ocean from kenya like lightning from the east to save Amerika from wealth and happiness. The great Lenin would be so proud if he were alive today to watch his protege work his decietfulness.

SARCASM OFF... straight from the horse's mouth
This one almost made me cry. I don't know what to think our country and our President anymore.

But of COURSE .... Amerikka is in Decline Komrades......
We Elected a LEADER who put on the BRAKES to the Economy ...... And TRASHED any HOPE of a quick Recovery with his Socialist Principles, New Health Care monstrosity, and don't forget ...... his CZARS !! Oh Yes Komrades ..... those Czars !! And JUST Watch at what our Great Leader DOES .... NOT what he says. What he SAYS is PROPAGANDA ....... What he does is the Truth ! With so MANY problems with our Nation and it's economy, with our Social Programs running OUT of money ........ WHAT does our Fearless Leader DO ? Does HE roll up his sleeves, and start wrangling with Congress to get these problems FiXED ? NOOOO ......... He is TOO SMART for that ! HE STAYS AWAY from these problems .... He walks away ........ and he Plays Golf !! What a GREAT LEADER ? Eh Komrades ???

Dear leader knows that many deals are cut on the golf course. He is certain to conquer this bourgesoise game for the common man. He practices and plays for us. He told me so. The other day he hit a 112 in 9 holes. In a show of solidarity with dear leader....the rest of his golfing party hit 114 in 9 holes. Dear leader needs the release of golf, vacations in Hawaii and Spain every other week, and white house parties to keep alert and fresh while he works for the masses.

Alas, someday we must hand over the reigns & "pass the shovel" to the younger generation to finish our progressive journey to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday. ™ These useful idiots young social justice pioneers should help push us over the edge.




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May God help us all.

This is brilliant! Only Obama can continue the assured and inevitable fall of the American Empire and all the terror and badness that comes with it! We'll get our presses rolling immediatement.

[sigh] While it is indeed brilliant, it would be so funny if it weren't so true.