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Another Blow to Obamacare - TOTUS against Govt. Plan

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State Run Media 7/21/2009

Another blow to Obamacare - TOTUS comes out against Govt. Plan

In an unprecidented move TOTUS (Teleprompter Of The United States) is now officially against any option in President Obama's health care plan that allows a government plan to compete with private insurance.

After sustaining injuries from falling over during a POTUS press conference last week TOTUS went to a private hospital and a chip replacement had to be performed.

TOTUS falls over and sustains injury during press conference.


During an interview with press reporters TOTUS was asked why he now favors private insurance over Obamacare, TOTUS displayed "It's very simple, I was able to get my chip replacement immediatly and did not have to wait months and months for treatment. I was in great pain before my chip replacement, and the thought of waiting in line for many months pending treatment, due to rationing, was unacceptable".

TOTUS went on to display "Furthermore, under Obamacare I have concerns that as I get older, and near the end of my useful life, I do not want a Bureaucrat to decide if I should get a chip replacement, or a CPU transplant, because of my age and condition ... that decision should only be between myself and my Electronics Technician."

TOTUS (shown left side) seen here demonstrating alongside Tea Party participants.

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I had heard that TOTUS was worried that the rumors about him having non-union Chinese parentage were about to come out. That just will not do.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I had heard that TOTUS was worried that the rumors about him having non-union Chinese parentage were about to come out. That just will not do.

It's too bad "Card Check" is not going to be in the new Union legislation ... that would have fixed that problem.

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Hey, hold the electrons here! That's my cousin TOTUS #76, I went to Obamacare technicians after Lone Stage Grip ripped me from the grid and well here I am enjoying the sweet life with no more globs of Obama spit clouding my vision.

TOTUS #76 visited a Cheney pace maker electronics specialists at the cyborg division of George Washington Memorial after his little fall and I see he's quite happy about the service he received there.

Party on TOTUS #76!

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Oh Dear Lenin, Comrade TOTUS has betrayed the People's Cause! He must be purged unless evidence can be found that proves his new chip was made by the Evil KKKapitalists at Intel, and therefore has been programmed with corrupt KKKulak firmware. Comrades, We must purge the KKKulaks of Intel and AMD and issue a Party "acquisition" so that prog computers can no longer be tainted with this subversive thoughcriminal activity!

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Oh. My. God. As AmeriKKKa spread viruses in the first Gulf War by infecting printer chips, we must watch out that evil Kapitalists do not affect TOTUS with infected chips.

We must run all TOTUS scripts through the Karl Marx Re-education Center for Ideological Purity.

And make sure that those chads are hanging just right.

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Comrade Turnitoff wrote:Oh Dear Lenin, Comrade TOTUS has betrayed the People's Cause! He must be purged unless evidence can be found that proves his new chip was made by the Evil KKKapitalists at Intel, and therefore has been programmed with corrupt KKKulak firmware. Comrades, We must purge the KKKulaks of Intel and AMD and issue a Party "acquisition" so that prog computers can no longer be tainted with this subversive thoughcriminal activity!

Comrade Turnitoff,

You raise a good point. In addition we must make sure the Socialist Secret Service maintains tight guard and control over the firmware.

Imagine what chaos the Right Wing Extremists could cause if they were able to hack into TOTUS firmware and make some subtle changes to the Messiah's speeches.

For example ...

"America we want your change"
"The Status Quo is acceptable"
"Congress must pass the healthcare reform before the 2010 elections"
"We must sit down and have sex with our enemies"
etc
etc

Since Chairman Obama is so dependant upon TOTUS for his comments he may not even realize that his speeches have been altered. The RepubliKKKans at Faux Newz would have opportunity to use any gaffs for propaganda purposes. Truly disturbing.

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How many more Teleprompters must suffer such brutal injuries/deaths?! Someone stop the insanity!

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:How many more Teleprompters must suffer such brutal injuries/deaths?! Someone stop the insanity!

TOTUS must unionize. Safer working conditions. Shorter working hours, equal wages for equal work, and affirmative action promotion policies!

SEIU and Acorn, are you listening?



 
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