New drink very popular in Texasistan !

Osama Bin Laden:

Two shots and a splash of water...

I'll drink to that!

Does a body wash in urine come with that?

goat urine.

General Confusion, With all due respects, I must inform you that the only ones washing bodies in Afghanistan or Pah-keee-stan (thanks dear leader, I'll never get that right again....) are the Amerikans. They waste valuable water in the name of hygene, fighting and avoiding the natural "scent" of poppy-growing shepherd or goat-herder (also popular in the region).

Comrade Red Menace (A proud, loyal, and most observant soldier of the Rodina) rightly notes from his observation position (unfortunately downwind) the use of goat-whiz as a cologne (not an aftershave, since, well, they just don't shave.)

Intelligence reports that Bin Laden is still serving as a role model as young trainees have been noted placing small fish into pockets to emulate their leader's new scent.

End of report, we will advise of changes or developments. Glory to Dear Leader and the Party!