Che is losing control in Libya

Comrades.

I am amiss to when it actually occurred but it seems as though one of our Hollywood faithful, none other than "Che" himself, Benicio Del Toro, has somehow seized power in the nation of the Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriva, and now, that nation, is engaged in a "Viva la Revolucion". Del Toro's reign may be in trouble.








Please dispatch ALL freedom loathing comrades, Hollywood thespians, and college professors to Libya ASAP to put a halt to this uprising. Only "Union, Yes" peoples shall be allowed to organize in create disruptive havoc.
 

El Presidente

Good gawd. Kadaffy looks like another candidate to feature in an upcoming issue of Formaldehyde Magazine.

 

El Presidente

You are indeed, confused comrade! This "actor" has delusions of grandeur concerning Che'; just because he made a very boring, and extremely long so-called documentary about the GREATEST REVOLUTIONARY ever born on Mother Earth!

To even contemplate that Che' would lose control over such a small and insignificant country such as Libya is.......is blasphemous!


El Presidente said:
Please dispatch ALL freedom loathing comrades, Hollywood thespians, and college professors to Libya ASAP to put a halt to this uprising. Only "[b]Union, Yes" peoples shall be allowed to organize in create disruptive havoc[/b].


I DENOUNCE YOU COMRADE!


What an excellent idea to get rid of these idiots. Perhaps they would find themselves becoming "human shields" for the Madman's troops who are shooting to kill, and not to disperse the protesters.
 

Well, I am guessing that it might be a tad late to dispatch "freedom fighters" to Libya-

Gaddafi Flees Libya's Capital; Islamists Rise Up Across Nation
Monday, 21 Feb 2011 09:25 AM
NewsMax

Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is believed to have fled the capital Tripoli after anti-government demonstrators breached the state television building and set government property alight, London's Daily Mail reported early Monday.

FULL STORY
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/daily-mail-gaddafi-flees/2011/02/21/id/386852
 

No, Comrades. You are misunderstanding El Presidente.

I said dispatch all "freedom loathing comrades", not freedom loving. We must come to the aid of Del Toro before the forces of liberty become out of control like our own Tea-Bagging rebels.
 

El Presidente

No, Comrades. You are misunderstanding El Presidente.

I said dispatch all "freedom loathing comrades", not freedom loving. We must come to the aid of Del Toro before the forces of liberty become out of control like our own Tea-Bagging rebels.


Yeah, I did miss that tiny detail, didn't I?

OK.

Down with freedom! Support tyranny! Better the tyrant you know than a new, unknown tyrant!

Better?
 

Comrades,

Momar like to have his picture taken in military garb showing rows of medals. He forgot to mention that those all came from local track meets. He was gone before the lights were out!
 

Holy Shite, that dude is almost as handsome as Michael Jackson in his autopsy photo.



 

I am at a loss, comrades! Do I congratulate the Muslim Brotherhood for putting a fatwa on Gadaffi, or do I congratulate Gadaffi for killing his own citizens? Or do I do both? Which is the Party-Sanctioned dictator?
 

Found while not looking for it-

Right-left symmetry photos of Qaddafi
Mark Frauenfelder at 6:02 PM Tuesday, Feb 22, 2011
Boingboing.net




Muggum is a .99 iPhone app that generates two symmetrical side-by-side portraits -- one from the left side of the face, and one from the right. Here's both sides of ol' whathsiface.

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/02/22/olwhatshisface.jpg