Dateline Havana -

World famous performing artists and favorites of the Obama Administration Beyonce and Jay-Z took an anniversary educational trip to Cuba for their fifth anniversary the purpose of helping to educate the Cuban people.

Here in this photo taken during one of their concerts educational math sessions at a Cuban high school, it's easy to see why the pair were so welcomed by the communist country Americans are forbidden to travel to except for educational reasons our strong allies, the República de Cuba.

Is that a bussel on Beyonce, or did she just cut the cheese and is that why Jay-Z's pants are falling down? I'm not up on this stuff, ROCK.

Comrade Craptek, much like a cat in heat is dear Beyonce... need I elaborate?

Just think of how Comrade Wiener hopes to rise again as New York's next mayor...

Last time I saw Americans go to Cuba was to help out with the cane harvest.

Maybe Beyonce bundled while Jay-Z Educational swung a machete.

Either way, Jay-Z back with some new lyrics, yo -

Ladies and gentlemen
G*ddamnit
Let this sh*t knock
...
I done turned Havana to Atlanta
Guayabera shirts and bandanas
Every time you think they got me I switch the planna
Bulletproof this, radio scanners
Ballin' 'til they ban us
You gettin' too much bread, they try to jam you
Boy from the hood but got White House clearance
Sorry y'all, I don't agree with y'all appearance
...
Obama said "chill, you gonna get me impeached"
But you don't need this sh*t anyway
Chill with me on the beach
...
You're an idiot, baby, you should become a student
Oh, you gonna learn today
Where the f*ck have you been
The world's under new management
The new role model, f*ck this Zoolander sh*t

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No wonder Dear Leader like dis bro, comrades - yo!

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes Calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
The Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
The pangs of despised Love, the Law's delay,
The insolence of Office, and the Spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his Quietus make
With a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered Country, from whose bourn
No Traveller returns, Puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have,
Than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all,
And thus the Native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their Currents turn awry,
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remembered

Yo!

This reminded me of my glorious trip to Cuba --- where I, your Frau, had many request for vocal tunes. I am just saying, B and J are not the only celebrities to have their presence requested.

Cuban sun, Cuban cigars, Cuban Wild Hatter Margaritas, and song....... and I never saw any prisoners!!!

Comrade Fraulein, it looks like Cuba was definitely good to and for you! And I'm sure that the Cuban Children™ benefited marvelously from seeing your luscious form hearing the knowledge you shared!

Most loyal and devoted comrade R.O.C.K. - your perception is beyond perceiving. I was most welcomed and made benefits to the many. We shared knowledge, personal trivia and the glories of government redistribution. I learned much about the Castro bro's but if I shared I would be "diced into many pieces"... and not in a good way.

Thank you for the deserved compliments -- I hate to brag on my talents, but we should not hide whatGod ... Ali... Red Square.... ummm, what is given should not be hidden!

Fraulein,

You must spend more time in bathing attire. This would not only provide your followers with the visual pleasure of your "wares", but spread more evenly the glorious suntan of your lovely visage. Yo!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfYCsyI ... r_embedded

Who is this Remy reactionary to make fun of Comrade Castro's glorious southern paradise, huh? Disgraceful.

Thank you Comrade Craptek (your name just bounces off the tongue, does it not?). I am thinking my wares are as good as B's wares and certainly as interesting as JZ (who does not even have a good comrade name).

Long live Obama! Long live Castor and Huge! (oooops)

Y'all stop HATIN' on my boy Jay-Z and his ladylicious consort.
Y'all hatuhs aint nuthin but playa hatin' playa haters. CUBA gots its goverment ON, homie.FIDEL C in da house yo yo yo we BALLIN' and we rollin' wit da prugresiv idiotology...At least they gots a government that DO something fo sombody -

Dang -gotsto throw down someLYRICS myself...

[quote="I.M. Craptek"]To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause....
Thus Conscience does make Cowards of us all,
And thus the Native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
With this regard their Currents turn awry,
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remembered
[/quote]yo what up wit dis ? SERIOUS old skool sh!t right here... mus be GRAND MASTER FLASH!!!

Natasha Grupthinkski wrote:yo what up wit dis ? SERIOUS old skool sh!t right here... mus be GRAND MASTER FLASH!!!

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