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Big Sis coming to a Wal-Mart near you!

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Greeting Comrades! Is it not most heartening to see our Secretary of Homeland Security has now seen beyond the sanctity of our failed border policy airports and now extends it's tentacles influence of DHS to our favorite decadent captialist pig trough co-op?



And to think, if you have trouble with alerting federal, state, or local authorities you can always bring your concerns to your local Walmart manager! Marx be praised!

Let the warm blanket of the police state security smother embrace us all!

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I am so looking forward to being felt up by the greeter next time I go to Wally World that I can barely contain myself, as for too long, unbridled capitalism in that place has run amockand emplacing Porn-ray scanners and TSA Groppenfuehrers at all entrances should cut their business down significantly (especially among the knuckle-dragging bitter clingers who infest the place), which coupled with the increased costs (we really should consider forcing the company to pay for their own federally-mandated security), should drive their proifit margin down to the point that we can force them into a bailout situation and seize control of their entire criminal enterprise, all in one incredibally long sentence.

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I do this already on Saturday night.
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"Excuse me, you must be terrorist cause you make explosion in my pants."

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The only suspicious thing I see at Wal-Mart is the lack of Union representation. I denounce Wal-Mart management for terrorizing their employees when all they need to do to create a less hostile working environment is make generous pay-offs to the Retail Clerks International Union leadership so that a portion of that money can be bundled and donated to the DNC.

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Please comrades. Not to worry. Already there is in place full body scanners at Wal-Mart Distribution Centers. Contract workers must all submit to full body scanning upon exit from facility. Regular employee must take plastic cup from dispenser and if cup has red dot at bottom then employee will assume the position for to be scanned. Again this is used upon exit from facility, so this is never to be problem if employee or contractor does never leave.

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Wal-Mart and TSA should equip their employees with X-ray specs.

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Walmart managers are keeping a close eye on everyone these days. All for the best though.


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Big sis to the rescue! She will keep us safe from capitalist and non-union member. We should be felt up... scanned and whatnot. Just look at the most accurate photo's provide by Comrade Smirnoff. These peoples are not in distress but willing participates in the governments frisking plan to keep us safe.

Hail Mama MO and her non-fat security movement too.

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Comrades,

Much to do about nothing!

Peoples will need to start wearing their union made, government issued bath robes everywhere.

All persons are subject to immediate search by any body who suspects them.

The society will then adopt a policy of "open this" whenever the need arises!

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We are always watching you...

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All your IP addy's are belong to us.

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Comrade Tooorisky, I have admiration for your admirable attitude. Search and Seize ™ should always be the Obama Way ™ .

MY IP IS MINE. You will have to keep your grubby little hands to yourself!! (what? it is??)

Oh, well, never mind, Comrade Whoopie, I was given a misunderstanding of IP's and just discovered it is not . . . but I digress. I do like your watchful attitude but I might suggest you suggest to your watchers, that crawling around on the floor peeking under skirts should be done by Approved Party Members Only ™.

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Fear not Frau, all peepings under skirts are kept in the strictest confidence, just like those TSA body scans.

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(Whoopsie...how did that happen?)

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Big Sis says: ^^^^ "MY FAVORITE!!" (sniffing little girl's bicycle seats)

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Nothing to see here.... move along, move along....

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COMRADE WHOOPIE, EVEN PROLE KOOL-AID_MAN KNOWS THAT IS YOU WITH YOUR REDISTRIBUTED IPHONE CAMERA. This sorts of photographing/scanning/investigations go NO go to help the Motherland Amerika, now do they?! Pretending to be dead and dying on street corners can be most useful but I most protest the under-skirting you are undertaking!!

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When I was for being presumed deadened when really I was just to being busy with so much of the businesses so I could be for helping of many poor Mexicans, I made a small trip into Amerikkka... some redistribution problem, it is seeming so many distributors of the product end up really deadened, not like my pretend deadened... I was for finding TSA agents so very accommodating. When they were for seeing me I was always for being waved through lines and was never for so much of the waiting like many of the obviously rightwing whores with their pale skins, blonde hair, and perky bosoms. Even TSA agents are for knowing DHS ruling that reichwingers are the true terrorists.

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ah, Mrs. Al, such a big, prog heart you have. Redistributed Mexican in American, is precisely what we have - new, undocumented Democrats, waiting to vote for socialist Democrats. They need money from the rich Americans so they will not be hungry (curses on Rethuglicans!).
And do not mention "whores with their pale skins, blonde hair, and perky bosoms" or you might have several comrades here, getting all atwitter. (especially the ones we KNOW are so consumed with such silly things)


 
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