Owing to nefarious Rethuglikan aktivities by agents sabotaging my computer at work (and its function of typing in the Mother Tongue), I have been forced to change my name and identity to the much less noticeable and attention-drawing PRINCESS NOOKIE!. Just wanted to let you all know.
 

You don't know me.
 

I know you, of course, will remain

Progressively always the same.

Regarding the change,

I'm also constrained

to say I prefer your new name.


--Minister of Truth
 

thank you, minister. Did you know I worked on your presidential campaign?
 

Princess,

There have been many volunteers who will see to your close personal protection.

They are willing to offer their bodies in that regard.

The first group of 50 was dispatched one hour ago, if you need more just let me know.

The major is willing to personally lead the next contingent.

I hope this helps!
 

Princess Nookie has a certain charm to it that %#@*& never did. Also posting to the Cube while at work is very Progressive, not unlike surfing for porn.
 

Princess Nookie

thank you, minister. Did you know I worked on your presidential campaign?
Regarding your work on my race
for POTUS, 'twas always a place
for babes, but I think
'twas you, when I winked,
who slapped me right smack in the face.
.
.
You thus dodged the bullet of fame
and missed all the royalties claimed
by some who'd consent
to groping attempts,
and thus it's yourself you must blame.
.
.
But critics of me interject
that you were quite wise to reject
the gropes of a rube,
and now at the Cube
you have what you sought to protect.
.
.

--Minister of Truth
 

Princess Nookie

Owing to nefarious Rethuglikan aktivities by agents sabotaging my computer at work (and its function of typing in the Mother Tongue), I have been forced to change my name and identity to the much less noticeable and attention-drawing PRINCESS NOOKIE!. Just wanted to let you all know.


Is Snookie your sister?

Inquiring minds want to know.
 

Dearest Tsarevna,

for my own comforting until harvest time when we will join behind tractor barn for thoughtful political discourse and agricultural demonstrations (and imitation) of animal husbandry; this name changing--please tell me this is not because Yanqui Navy Seals are watching your house, no?

I do miss your portrait as nose art from aircraft...it made an old soldier all warm inside.
 

General Confusion

Princess,

There have been many volunteers who will see to your close personal protection.

They are willing to offer their bodies in that regard.

The first group of 50 was dispatched one hour ago, if you need more just let me know.

The major is willing to personally lead the next contingent.

I hope this helps!

Whew! Thanks, General Confusion. The fifty were prompt, and they are very well hungarmed. They have each offered to teach me new physical techniques they promise will put fear in the hearts of those "family values" laden Reich Wingers. But I do believe 50 is plenty, I can't handle don't need more at this time.
 

Tovarichi

Dearest Tsarevna,

for my own comforting until harvest time when we will join behind tractor barn for thoughtful political discourse and agricultural demonstrations (and imitation) of animal husbandry; this name changing--please tell me this is not because Yanqui Navy Seals are watching your house, no?

I do miss your portrait as nose art from aircraft...it made an old soldier all warm inside.

My little Tovarichnik,

I too shall look forward when we have more time to spend together, you know animal husbandry is one of my favorite topics. I do not know if the Yanqui Navy Seals are out there, my purpose in changing my identity -- a little -- was to shake them off the trail. Since I have convinced the bodyguards General Confusion sent that I only need one of them at a time in my boudoir, the rest are all in a line outside the door going through the humble Kruschevki apartment I've been assigned, outside and into the street. I'm sure they'll be able to tackle those armed beasts with a combination correct political discourse and a human chain. No worries.

Meantime, my little pumpkin, I want to assure you I am faithful to you....completely. Keep a copy of the nose art avatar by your bedside to remember me by. Kissy kissy.
 

Well, Comrade Nookie, at least you didn't have to change your face, gender, or race, as I have.
 

Princess Nookie

General Confusion

The first group of 50 was dispatched one hour ago, if you need more just let me know.

Whew! Thanks, General Confusion. The fifty were prompt, and they are very well hungarmed. They have each offered to teach me new physical techniques they promise will put fear in the hearts of those "family values" laden Reich Wingers. But I do believe 50 is plenty, I can't handle don't need more at this time.


Princess Nookie - per chance did they ask anything pertaining to "doggie style" ???

Whistleblower says Russian troops fed dog food

"It's embarrassing to say but soldiers here were fed dog food. It was fed to them as stew," Matveyev said in an interview with Reuters, adding that dog food labels were covered up with labels reading 'premium quality beef'.

http://www.trust.org/trustlaw/news/whis ... d-dog-food
 

Leninka

Well, Comrade Nookie, at least you didn't have to change your face, gender, or race, as I have.

Comrade Leninka...I had no idea! I can only imagine what horrific experiences you avoided at the hands of the Rethuglikkans in order to leave so much behind. If only General Confusion's troops had been there to , er, protect you!!!!
 

[quote="Gulag 4 Alfred"]Whistleblower says Russian troops fed dog food [/
quote]


Big deal. My first wife was such a lousy cook, my kids preferred the dog food.
 

Vladimir_Scratchanitch

Princess Nookie

Owing to nefarious Rethuglikan aktivities by agents sabotaging my computer at work (and its function of typing in the Mother Tongue), I have been forced to change my name and identity to the much less noticeable and attention-drawing PRINCESS NOOKIE!. Just wanted to let you all know.


Is Snookie your sister?

Inquiring minds want to know.

As far as I know, no. But papa was a looker, so if some maid at the palace was especially charming...you never know.
 

Princess Nookie

Vladimir_Scratchanitch

Princess Nookie

Owing to nefarious Rethuglikan aktivities by agents sabotaging my computer at work (and its function of typing in the Mother Tongue), I have been forced to change my name and identity to the much less noticeable and attention-drawing PRINCESS NOOKIE!. Just wanted to let you all know.


Is Snookie your sister?

Inquiring minds want to know.

As far as I know, no. But papa was a looker, so if some maid at the palace was especially charming...you never know.

Maybe like the Swartzenegger kids. I think their new theme song is "Poppa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home..."
 

A [very little] erudition. You may have heard the term cukold wife. That word is derived from the kukoo bird and refers to it's habit of laying eggs in other birds nests.

Major says: give me a break, Sir!
 

Tovarichi

Dearest Tsarevna,



I do miss your portrait as nose art from aircraft...it made an old soldier all warm inside.

Just for you, my little Tovarichivichi:



 

Princess Nookie

Leninka

Well, Comrade Nookie, at least you didn't have to change your face, gender, or race, as I have.

Comrade Leninka...I had no idea! I can only imagine what horrific experiences you avoided at the hands of the Rethuglikkans in order to leave so much behind. If only General Confusion's troops had been there to , er, protect you!!!!

Thank you for your sympathy. With each operation, all they gave me for an anesthetic was vodka. Well, at least it prevented infections. And I like being black --- I don't worry about wrinkles.
 

Princess,

The first group will be with you 45 days, they are self sufficient for food, etc.
At that point 50 more will replace them.
 

General, I must confess, things here are getting more and more frightening, what with irritable Rethuglikans who thought they were going to be raptured yesterday wandering about the place. I fear I will not feel safe unless you, yourself, accompany them. I've heard you have a very long d--- er, dilligent history in providing expert security for vulnerable women. I would very much appreciate being able to experience being secured under your sword. Unfortunately, times being what they are and me being a simple equal princess who has dutifully shared all of her wealth, I cannot offer you money in return for your services. However, I would be happy to provide an oral testimony of your talents.
 

Oral testimony? If General Whats-his-name can't make it, I'm sure Bill Clinton and Dominique Strauss-Kahn would be eager to attend to your needs.

They're very self important men and have experience with vulnerable women.
 

Hmmm, I'm not known to be picky, but I must confess that right now I have my heart set on General Confusion for current protection needs. I know Bill (now the Ministry of Truth) and he's apt to run away if he sees a skirt go by, and Monsieur Strauss-Kann...I believe he is otherwise engaged at the moment and perhaps too busy to respond to my call of distress.

On the other hand, Whoopie, feel free to join the line here. I'm ordering caviar and vodka for everyone and the guys outside are singing "Kalinka" and dancing; it's like a big party. In order to provide everyone with ample experience, I've now decided the comrades can stay in the boudoir 2 at a time. It makes for much more exciting conversation.
 

Leninka

Princess Nookie

Leninka

Well, Comrade Nookie, at least you didn't have to change your face, gender, or race, as I have.

Comrade Leninka...I had no idea! I can only imagine what horrific experiences you avoided at the hands of the Rethuglikkans in order to leave so much behind. If only General Confusion's troops had been there to , er, protect you!!!!

Thank you for your sympathy. With each operation, all they gave me for an anesthetic was vodka. Well, at least it prevented infections. And I like being black --- I don't worry about wrinkles. Being black is far more progressive than being white. All of us white people are racists.