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Castro begs US: End embargo that'll topple me, bring change

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Castro mansion, Havana, Cuba --
"The embargo hasn't worked," says Raul Castro. "If the Cuban people are to finally have regime change and real democratic government, I must be toppled," he said on the broadcast yesterday from the ballroom of his Havana luxury mansion. The Castro estates are the only places in Cuba that still retain any of the old pre-revolutionary splendor. They have several.

In a bizarre and unaccountable turn of events all around the world, everyone on the Left who only weeks ago professed love and admiration for Castro and his rule. are all singing the same tune: "The embargo hasn't worked. If there is going to be regime change on Cuba, America must end the embargo."

A man known as Uncle Joe of the Revolutionary Socialist Party said, "The embargo hasn't worked. If there is going to be regime change on Cuba, America must end the embargo." He is the author of several articles and pamphlets praising Castro, which he sells on the street.

Many may wonder why those who've spent a lifetime praising Castro and Cuban socialism are suddenly, out of the blue, concerned that the embargo hasn't toppled their hero Castro and also wonder, too, why dyed-in-the-wool communists suddenly supporta policy that would work toward regime change on Cuba.

Meanwhile, even Castro is for change. On his broadcast he held up this state-issued protest sign for the world to see: "The embargo hasn't worked. End the embargo to bring regime change and topple me! Please!"

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With whom will he be replaced once the embargo ends? Harry Reid? Or ... gasp ... can it be ... our own Dear Leader?

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RedDiaperette, why the choice could only be New Jersey's own Roberto Menendez a perfect fit

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"...no! Please don't throw me in the briar patch..."


 
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