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WASHINGTON - Earlier today boxes of VHS tapes containing hundreds of hours worth of video recordings from hidden cameras in multiple White House female restrooms were uncovered from a dumpster behind the NSA building.

They were found in a large dusty box that was tucked away in the back of a former office turned into a storage room. An unnamed NSA intern who was told to clean up the room, mistook them for garbage and threw the box in a dumpster out back. The VHS tapes where later found by scavengers who have since capitalized on the discovery.

Marked chronologically from 1993 to 2001, many tapes are also labeled with specific female names of various White House interns and staff members, containing graphic and revealing footage.

The tapes appear to have been moved to storage after the Clinton administration had left the White House. They were later moved around from one archive to another until their whereabouts were forgotten and their existence became merely an urban legend among NSA employees.

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This discovery not only confirms the rumors to be true, but the documents inside the box also indicate that the surveillance of the restrooms was initiated directly by president William Jefferson Clinton.

William Derkly, a retired NSA specialist, spoke to reporters claiming to be the agent responsible for carrying out the orders.

"These were crude methods of video surveillance, mind you," he said during an improvised press conference on the front lawn of his family house, surrounded by his children and grandchildren. "It was often hard to get an angle that would satisfy Mr. Clinton. The cameras of those days were pretty large compared to more modern ones and it took a lot of creativeness to hide them effectively. I never asked why I had to do this, nor questioned why the cameras were needed exclusively in female restrooms. I was just doing my job serving the people of the United States."

A retired Secret Service agent, formerly on the President's protection detail, also spoke with reporters on condition of anonymity.

"I remember those tapes," he said while wearing large, impenetrable sunglasses. "I had to watch them when the President (Clinton) brought them out during different private parties with friends and visiting diplomats. He called it his 'Secret Stash' and forbade to mention them to anyone. This was the golden age of video spying, truly an art form. Today they just hack people's smart phones and watch the interns through that."

Excited by this historic find, leading figures among the media and academic circles have opined that, as the earliest known examples of video surveillance in public spaces, these tapes are just as valuable to the new generation of researchers as footage of the Apollo 11 moon landing, and that they must, without doubt, be preserved in the Smithsonian Museum with need-to-know access to media and public policy experts.

According to Bill Clinton, [color=#C0392B]Chedoh[/color] was lying when he wrote: They are all marked from the years 1993-2001 and some have specific female names of various white house interns and staff members written on labels while [highlight=#ffff00]all contain graphic and revealing footage.[/highlight]

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What will snopes say about this article. True or false or half true/half false or lots of truth and a bit of false or lots of false and a bit of truth or why am I bothering with this article anyways.

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Snopes, Schmopes! We all know what Hillary will say: "At this point, what difference does it make?" And that, Comrades, is what really counts. Nyet?

Hillary wouldn't be on any of those tapes because she only uses men's restrooms.