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COMINTERNET Coming Soon

Comrades!

Pple's IT Guy requires your attention for his important announcement of the newest and improved greatest invention of all time. The World Wide Village Web (wwvw) -the COMINTERNET -which will ensure that only proper progressive Party-approved thoughts and information are available to all proletariat-villagers via komputers!

The "COMINTERNET" - is to be used with the Progressive and Party-Approved search engine GULAG.COM (each mouse click sends a kulak to the kontslager) which together will stifle any and all improper reactionary imperialists' thoughts before the bourgeoise even begin to realize that such thoughts are possible. Only then will true democratic, free, uncensored and proper information and communeications become a reality!

All village pples are required to utilize these Party-approved IT Guy's resources no later than 2008. Remember - your thoughts now belong to the Party! Avoid the coming kolektivizations and purges! Begin thinking and uttering only progressive and approved thoughts now (or else)!

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Sounds kind of like the gulagosphere....

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Kommissar Betty wrote:Sounds kind of like the gulagosphere....

I culled the quote below from the secret Party archives in repository at the Museum of the Failed Revolution. Apparently Red Eye was working on the gulagosphere concept when he was taken from us unexpectedly. The COMINTERNET sounds very similar. Who are you comrade Clem Chugunkin and what have you done with comrade Red Eye!

communistsforkerry.com/GPU/viewtopic.php?t=200

Communists For Kerry wrote:By Proletarian Equalizer
11/08/04 - 9:36 pm

what are you capitalist dogs talking about.......who is this UNPERSON you keep mentioning.........YOU ALL WIN A TRIP TO KOMRADE CLINTONS GOULOG FOR RE-EDUCATION

GOULOG? Is that a BLOG crossed with GULAG? A blog run out of gulag? In any event, this prompted us to come up with a new info-techno-politico-re-educational concept of GULAGOSPHERE! This must be The New Big Thing everyone is talking about. The Party shall develop this concept further and (upon consulting the father of the Internet Komrad Algore) unveil to the masses its new plan of revolutionizing the World Wide Web into GULAGOSPHERE.

Red Eye


 
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