I hereby denounce Comrade May Putout for her ill-gotten and criminal accumulation of avatars and imagery ( with a sub-elemental crime of excessive consumption of pixels that the damn squirrel counts like his own nuts) and seek redistribution of the same ill-gotten gains to the People and the Children ™ immediately after a hasty show trial!
The whole avatar pixel problem can be solved by Comrade CC in a matter of minutes. I'm hoping she's innocent but then a good guilty until proven innocent show trial is always fun to watch. My concern is May is flirting with disaster with Marco Rubio and Donald Trump. She's being accused of giving panties to a guy called "Mario" but Trump has them in his hands. I'm also looking for clarification with this problem. Putout is a victim in all of this for sure. If she is not guilty of the panty problem, I'm thinking the avatar issue is also the work of her twin sister Wil?
Comrade Walrus, have you volunteered as co-conspirator counsel for the defense? The purpose of a show trial is the presentation and documentation of evidence proving guilt, and while Sister Wil Putout may have briefly worn the evidence, (briefly...panties, see what I did there?) are not the initials on the panties MP? As the Donald is not a Member of Parliament, might they be the initials of the accused? So it seems!
Comrade Putout's filthy frothy panties will be stored in a Ziploc bag and entered into evidence.
Say, just why would a Member of the Party be at the Rethuglikkkan convention without panties? Was she not seen driving in a Zil with a Chris Christie bobble-head on the dashboard?
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrade Walrus, have you volunteered as co-conspirator counsel for the defense? The purpose of a show trial is the presentation and documentation of evidence proving guilt, and while Sister Wil Putout may have once worn the evidence, are not the initials on the panties MP? As the Donald is not a Member of Parliament, might they be the initials of the accused? So it seems!
Comrade Putout's filthy frothy panties will be stored in a Ziploc bag and entered into evidence.
Say, just why would a Member of the Party be at the Rethuglikkkan convention without panties? Was she not seen driving in a Zil with a Chris Christie bobble-head on the dashboard?
Ivan, I can [highlight=#ff0000]act[/highlight] as a sympathetic investigator for The State Putout and see what ugliness I can drill out of her. With a bit of time, I'm sure I can plow right to the heart of this matter. Oh and thanks for the insights, good points of clarification Comrade. She's dirty guilty alright. I'll go back and get her to show me more of her filthy actions more evidence and bring it to the peoples attention asap. Keep up the great work Comrade Ivan. FORWARD!
To whom it may concern! .
1 - Everyone calls Mr. Trump 'Mr. Trump'... even his wife and children!
2 - Those panties do belong to my twin sister Wil. She is dyslexic in an odd way! (Sometimes Ws become Ms...)
3 - Wil was yelling 'Marco'... a better audio file image, which I have attached to this rant, proves my point! . .
4 - Ivan... President Obama, as usual, has it right! Also... I would be careful Ivan, I'm rolling with the Trump Team now! . .
5 - By the way - I count six different Cubist 'Harvesters!'
Why wasn't Yelling Yelena included? This is an outrage!
And as for May Putout's sister, Wil Putout... Unless they are identical twins, the photographic evidence is clear.
Not only is May a hoarder of people's pixels and avatars, she is also the Rubio-supporting banshee-like screamer. Like Mr. Trump said, "Once an ogre, always an ogre."
I denounce citizen Putout (we can no longer call her a "comrade," can we?) and demand a speedy and bombastic show trial followed by a heart-wrenching confession of all crimes, a public purge, summary execution, bake sale, and equal redistribution of hoarder Putout's belongings (pixels, avatars, vocal chords, etc.) among the kollektive!
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:
[highlight=#ffff00]The moral corruption and carnal knowledge with woodland creatures has yet to be discussed...[/highlight]
It's going to be a glorious show trial!
Dear Comrade (and best friend) Ivan,
I'm not the only one who's been corrupted by this man-eater! How do you think she got the pixel distributor guy in such a generous mood?
I guess that in order for this show trial of May Putout to proceed, the Party will have to make an executive decision to add saltpeter (potassium nitrate) to every male comrade's vodka ration until the verdict is reached.
It's either that, or we'll have to mandate Putout to wear burka until the end of the trial.
I hereby denounce Comrade May Putout for her ill-gotten and criminal accumulation of avatars and imagery ( with a sub-elemental crime of excessive consumption of pixels that the damn squirrel counts like his own nuts) and seek redistribution of the same ill-gotten gains to the People and the Children ™ immediately after a hasty show trial!
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Comrade Ivan,
More damning evidence has arrived from our loyal Pixel Equality Team members:
1) They've demonstrated through indisputable scientific calculation that (excluding Director Red Square - the giver of all pixels) former Comrade May Putout has consumed more pixels than all other members of the collective combined!
2) The People's computer logs indicate May Putout has cleverly and repeatedly diverted pixel downloads meant for other comrades to her own account. This treachery has persisted for over three years!
3) With the financial assistance of the odious D. McTrump, May Putout has opened a shop in a neighboring village for the purpose of selling TPC pixels to the proles FOR PROFIT!
4) May Putout has maintained at least 3 avatars, multiple member accounts, and various pseudonyms for the purpose of gathering member information and operational details of TPC day to day business.
I stated elsewhere the following:
There are multiple visages of the same person with multiple representative avatars and imagery. Should one comrade have multiple avatars and representative images while others have but one? I vote NAY! Such inequalities are counter to the good order and discipline of the Party and the People's Cube.
I'm working on more evidence on Putout's treachery. In the meantime we all must keep our junk guard up and for the love of Lenin, don't let her out of your sight.
Multiple member accounts? This is not a trustworthy woman. I knew her when she lived in Miami 8 years ago. I passed through there on business. She was a bargain.
What's the holdup? I'm anxious to get started. How bout I take Putout downstairs to the, err... body conditioning room and show her how to use the new workout equipment? Hmm?
These proceedings have floundered for days without my being offered "judicial favors" (wink wink,nudge, nudge...) No additions to my vodka rations, no extra beets, no tractor parts that we've been waiting on... It's fixin' to get ugly on up in here iff'in I don't get no compensation!
(Comrades, It's the Chicago way...for the People, and the Children ™ ...)
Just a reminder, I cannot see you guys, but if you forgot what today is, it is Spring Harvest. I hope you did not volunteer today for this trial. It is kind of like putting the foxes on the chickhen trial.
By the way, uh... how embarrassing for me to announce for today. I was being followed by Captain Craptek on the way out last month. I wanted noone to follow me so I gave half the list of chastity belt codes to my comrade for a promise he would not track me to my whereabouts. I do not know who to tell about that problem, because I completely forgot who was on the list. I for one did not put me in the list since I did not use a 5 digit code lock. I cannot believe I forgot to tell you guys till now.
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:These proceedings have floundered for days without my being offered "judicial favors" (wink wink,nudge, nudge...) No additions to my vodka rations, no extra beets, no tractor parts that we've been waiting on... It's fixin' to get ugly on up in here iff'in I don't get no compensation!
(Comrades, It's the Chicago way...for the People, and the Children ™ ...)
Friend Ivan,
The defendant submitted a request for a private discussion with The People's representative. I assume that's you. I accidentally opened it. It reads;
Dearest Judgie,
I would really, really like to see you tonight at my new Putout's Pixel Palace. I promise to bear all regarding these silly charges brought upon me recently. What da ya say?
Pookie May
I have some experience with concealed cameras if you want me to tag along. Just a thought.
Please don't try buttering me up. (BTW: I prefer beanut butter) I saw that lewd blow-up doll of Ivan and his tractor PJ's exposing itself in front of your Pixel Palace - and you call me a sexual marketing genius?? (and my cubes are supposed to be squirrel size!)
Forgive my tardiness to the show trial comrades, as I am fashionably late. However I have some damning evidence against "Comrade" Putout that I think the collective should know about....
During one of my many late night wanderings of the gulags, I overheard that disgusting pig Rush Limbaugh from Putouts quarters. Upon further investigation I discovered a secret radio that she has been concealing along with her rations of nuts. Why she has been hoarding nuts is not something I wish to spend too much time thinking about, but I can only assume that Craptek is somehow involved.
So not only has she been listening secretly to non-party-approved media, she has also been using unauthorized energy to power that radio and thus contributing to global warming all while hoarding goods for nefarious purposes. I nearly vomited when I stumbled on this, Comrades.
CAPTAIN CRAPTEK: (Cheers, applause.) Thank you. Everybody be seated. Thank you very much. (Applause continues.) Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. (Applause continues.) Thank you very much. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Please be seated. Thank you so much.
Let me begin by thanking The People's Cube for their extraordinary hospitality and to thank all the great progs, proles, and even the trolls who are in attendance here today.
Throughout TPC's history, there have been some years that simply rolled into the next without much notice or fanfare, and then there are the years that come along once in a generation, the kind that mark a clean break from a troubled past and set a new course for our collective. This is one of those years.
We start 2016 in the midst of a crisis unlike any we have seen in our lifetime, a crisis that has only deepened over the last few weeks. Nearly 300 million pixels have now been lost, and on Friday we're likely to learn that we lost more pixels last year than at any time since Last Tuesday.™ Just in the past week, another 2.8 million pixels that require and need new images have had to settle for reworked photos. Creation has hit a 10-year low. Many art galleries cannot borrow pixels or make images. Many families cannot play Pong or use Etch-a-Sketch. Many lurid sites are watching their pornography disappear. And many, many comrades are both anxious and uncertain of what the future will hold.
Now, I don't believe it's too late to change course, but it will be if we don't take dramatic action as soon as possible. If nothing is done, this production slow down could linger for years. The underproduction rate could reach triple digits. Our output could fall one terabit short of its full capacity, which translates into more than 10 million lost images for a family of four. We could lose a generation of potential and promise, as more young TCP'ers are forced to forgo dreams of college or the chance to train for the jobs of the future. And our site could lose the competitive edge that has served as a foundation for our strength and our standing in the world.
In short, a bad situation could become dramatically worse.
This crisis did not happen solely by some accident of history or normal turn of the artwork cycle, and we won't get out of it by simply waiting for a better day to come or relying on the worn-out dogmas of the past. We arrived at this point due to an era of profound irresponsibility that stretched from Internet boardrooms to the halls of power at TPC itself.
For years, too many TPC Komissars made imprudent and dangerous decisions, seeking pixels with too little regard for risk, too little regulatory scrutiny, and too little accountability. Sites made downloads without concern for whether members could use them, and some members took advantage of cheap pixels to take on storage requirements they didn't have. Komissars issued pixels without wisdom or discipline and too often focused on scoring social points instead of problems they were sent here to solve. The result has been a devastating loss of trust and confidence in our Website, our pixel markets and our Komissars.
Now, the very fact that this crisis is largely of our own making means that it's not beyond our ability to solve. Our problems are rooted in past mistakes, not our capacity for future greatness. It will take time, perhaps many years, but we can rebuild that lost trust and confidence. We can restore opportunity and prosperity.
We should never forget that our workers are still more unproductive than any on Earth. Our visual propaganda is still the envy of the world. We are still home to the most brilliant minds, the most creative Progs and the most advanced steam technology and innovation that history has ever known. And we are still the Website that has overcome great fears and improbable odds.
If we act with the urgency and seriousness that this moment requires, I know that we can do it again. That is why I have moved quickly to work with my Pixel Equality Team members and leaders of TPC on a Pixel Recovery and Reinvestment Plan that will immediately jump- start pixel creation and long-term growth. It's a plan that represents not just new policy, but a whole new approach to meeting our most urgent challenges. For if we hope to end this crisis, we must end the culture of "anything goes" that helped create it. And this change must begin in the Gallery of Visual Agitation. It's time to trade old habits for a new spirit of responsibility. It is time to finally change the ways of TPC so that we can set a new and better course for the USSA.
There is no doubt that the cost of this plan will be considerable. It will certainly add to the pixel deficit in the short term. But equally certain are the consequences of doing too little or nothing at all, for that will lead to an even greater deficit of art production, clever cartoons, and confidence in TPC.
It is true that we cannot depend on Komissars alone to create pixels or long lasting works of art, but at this particular moment, only Komissars can provide the short-term boost necessary to lift us from a shortage this deep and severe.
Only Komissars can break the cycle that is crippling our Website -- where a lack of Photoshopping leads to lost images which leads to even less Photoshopping; where an inability to download and borrow pixels stops production and leads to even fewer pixels.
That's why we need to act boldly and act now to reverse these cycles. That's why we need to put pixels on the hard drives of TPC Comrades, create new images, and invest in our future. That's why we need to restart the flow of pixels and restore the rules of the road that will ensure a crisis like this never happens again.
And this plan must begin today, a plan I am confident will save or create at least 3 trillion pixels over the next few years. It is not just another TCP-works program; it's a plan that recognizes both the paradox and the promise of this moment -- the fact that there are millions of TPC comrades trying to draw pictures even as, all around the country, there's are so many images to be modified. And that's why we'll invest in priorities like new servers and Wacom tablets; art lessons and a new pen nibs that are necessary to keep us strong and competitive in the 21st century. That's why the overwhelming majority of the images created will be in the Private Gallery, while our plan will save the Public Gallery jobs of ad agencies, Thought Police officers, Webmasters and others who provide vital services.
To finally spark a thriving People's State-Run Store #86, we will double the production of pixels in the next three years. We will modernize more than 75 percent of TPC buildings and improve the download speed of 2 million USSA homes, saving progs billions on their pixel bills. In the process, we will put other comrades to work in new pixel production facilities that promise pay at some point in the future and might not be outsourced -- jobs coloring B&W images, building solar panels and wind turbines to power TPC headquarters, constructing comfortable, fast cars for all Komissars, and developing the new image technologies that will lead to even more jobs for proles, more savings for Komissars, and a nicer, more comfortable planet in the bargain.
To improve the quality of our images while lowering their cost, we will make the immediate investments necessary to ensure that within five years all of USSA's pixel re-distribution records are computerized. This will improve waste, add red tape, and increase the need to repeat expensive pixel testing. But it just won't save billions of pixels and dozens of Komissars, it will save The Children™ by reducing preventable waste and abuse that pervades our pixel distribution system.
To give The Children™ the chance to live out their dreams in a world that's never been less competitive, we will equip tens of thousands of schools, community colleges and public universities with 21st-century digital sketch pads, graphics software and free Master of Advanced Street Theater degrees. We'll provide new computers, new technology, and new training for teachers so that students in Chicago and Boston can compete with kids in Beijing for unpaid intern positions at the future TPC Website.
To build a work force that can lead this future, we will begin to rebuild the USSA. Yes, we'll put proles to work repairing crumbling roads, bridges and schools by eliminating the backlog of well-planned, worthy and needed infrastructure projects, but we'll also do more to retrofit the USSA for a global economy. That means updating the way we distribute our electricity by starting to build a new TPC smart grid that will save Komissar's money, protect Komissar's power sources from blackout or attack, and deliver free, alternative forms of energy to every corner of our TPC complex. It means expanding broadband lines across the USSA so that a poor black artist in a downtown hovel can connect and sketch with their rich counterparts anywhere in the world. And it means investing in the science, research and technology that will lead to new graphics breakthroughs, new discoveries, and entire new ways of producing free stuff.
And finally, this recovery and reinvestment plan will provide immediate relief to cities, proles and families who are bearing the brunt of this pixel shortage. To get people drawing again, 95 percent of prole families will receive a thousand-pixel increase in their monthly allocation. This is the first stage of a working-class pixel increase that I propose for our next budget. To help TPC'ers who have sold their iPads and can't find free ones, we'll continue the bipartisan extension of unemployed pixel worker insurance and O-care coverage to help them through this crisis. Komissars at every level will have to tighten their belts, but we'll help struggling proles avoid harmful pixel cuts, as long as they take responsibility and use the pixels to maintain essential services like Thought Police, firing squads, and re-education camps.
Now, I understand that some might be skeptical of this plan. Our Komissars have already expended a good many pixels, but we haven't yet seen that translate into more free stuff or faster pixel download speeds. And that's why the Pixel Recovery and Reinvestment Plan won't just throw pixels at our problems; we'll invest in what works. The true test of the policies we'll pursue won't be whether they're Progish or Rethuglikkkan ideas, whether they're Regressive or Progressive ideas, but whether they create pixels, grow our Website, and put Next Tuesday™ within reach of USSA proles.
Instead of Komissars doling out pixels behind a veil of secrecy, decisions about where we download will be made transparently, and informed by our independent experts wherever possible. Every TPCer will be able to hold TPC accountable for these decisions by going online to see how and where their pixels are being downloaded. And as I announced yesterday, we will launch an unprecedented effort to eliminate unwise and unnecessary downloading that has never been more unaffordable for our nation and The Children's™ future than it is right now.
We have to make tough choices and smart investments today so that as the pixel industry recovers, the deficits start coming down. We cannot have a solid recovery if our people don't have confidence that we're getting our pixel house in order. And that's why our goal is not to create a slew of new TPC programs, but a foundation for long-term pixel growth.
That also means a recovery plan that is free from earmarks and pet projects. I understand that every Komissar has ideas about how to distribute pixels, and many of these projects are worthy. They benefit “special” communities. But this emergency must not be the vehicle for those aspirations. This must be a time when Komissars put the urgent needs of our Website above their own narrow interests.
Now, this recovery plan alone will not solve all the problems that led us into this crisis. We must also work with the same sense of urgency to stabilize and repair the distribution system we all depend on. That means using our full arsenal of brushes, color wheels, and selection tools to get artwork flowing again to TPC families, while restoring confidence in our site. It means launching a sweeping effort to address the mal-distribution crisis so that we can keep responsible downloaders supplied. It means preventing the catastrophic failure of hard drives whose collapse could endanger the entire Internet, but only with maximum protections for TPC and a clear understanding that Komissar support for any prole is an extraordinary action that must come with significant restrictions on the proles that receive support. And it means reforming a weak and outdated download system so that we can better withstand pixel shocks and better protect photographers, artists and visual propagandists from the reckless greed and risk- taking that must never endanger our site again.
No longer can we allow TCP wrongdoers to slip through regulatory cracks. No longer can we allow special interests to put their Cubes on the economic scales. No longer can we allow the unscrupulous downloading and selling that leads only to destructive cycles of bubbling and busting pixels.
It is time to set a new course for this Website, and that change must begin now. We should have an open and honest discussion about this recovery plan in the days ahead, but I urge Komissars to move as quickly as possible on behalf of TPC. For every day we wait or point fingers or drag our feet, more TPC'ers will lose their pixels; more proles will lose available RAM; more wet-dreams will be deferred and denied; and our Website will sink deeper into a crisis that, at some point, we may not be able to reverse.
That is not the Website I know. It is not a future I accept as a Komissar of TPC. A world that depends on the strength of our site is now watching and waiting for TPC to lead once more, and that is what we will do.
It will not come easy or happen overnight, and it is altogether likely that things may get worse before they get better. But that is all the more reason for Komissars to act without delay. I know the scale of this plan is unprecedented, but so is the severity of our situation. We have already tried the wait-and-see approach to our problems, and it is the same approach that helped lead us to this day of reckoning.
And that is why the time has come to build a 21st-century Website in which equal distribution of quality pixels is once again rewarded. That's why I'm asking Komissars to work with me and my team day and night, on weekends if necessary, to get the plan passed in the next few weeks. That's why I'm calling on all TPC'ers to put good ideas ahead of the old ideological battles, a sense of common purpose above the same narrow partisanship, and insist that the first question each of us asks is "What's in it for me?" not "What's good for the country my children will inherit?"
More than any program or policy, it is this spirit that will enable us to confront these challenges with the same spirit that has led previous generations to face down power outages, denial of service attacks, and hackers themselves. And if we do -- if we are able to summon that spirit again; if are able to look out for one another and listen to one another, and do our part for our community and for The Children™ - then I have no doubt that, years from now, we will look back on 2016 as one of those years that marked another new and hopeful beginning for The People's Cube.
Thank you, Marx bless you, and may Marx bless The People's Cube. (Applause.) Thank you. (Applause.)
I am authorizing myself to offer you the following path leading away from your otherwise dreary future in the Gulag. Consider my offer seriously before taking your decision, and respond by IM before the day is out.
Just trying to help,
CC
The Plan
Resolving the immediate pixel crisis requires us to focus our efforts on systemically significant TPC'ers who's withdrawal from participation could result in a partial collapse of the digital imagery upon which we've all come to rely.
Pixel Recovery and Reinvestment Plan
For this reason, the Pixel Equality Team strongly recommends that a TPC guaranteed 200Mpx loan be issued to member Comrade May Putout for the purpose of stabilizing her output. The Pixel Equality Team further concludes that Putout's output (imagery wise) has been exemplary, and is of a magnitude deemed “too large to fail”.
Troubled Pixel Relief Program (TPRP)
Finally, the Pixel Equality Team requests an additional 350Mpx be divided among the current TPC Komissars for the purpose of stimulating basic photo manipulating research and experimentation. Such fundamental research has proven invaluable for advancing the basic needs of The Children™ and The People™ at large.
NOTE: I am assigning myself the duty of issuing Comrade Putout's 200Mpx loan. Furthermore, I will monitor Comrade Putout's daily output for any sign of deviation from TPC norms. Finally, Comrade Putout has agreed to submit to random “Stress Tests” (administered by myself, Captain Craptek) for the purpose of determining her susceptibility to future thoughts of pixel diversion.
Sign here: [highlight=#ffff00]______________________________[/highlight]Date: March 1, 2016
Print your name: [highlight=#ffff00]Comrade May Putout[/highlight]
Never have I heard such speechification from someone with nuts in their mouths...
Am I remiss, or while I was napping in the judges chambers, has this show trial gone to some form of arbitration? Do we have a confession? Is someone going to Gulag? Is that an actual autographs by Limbaugh or the usual printed copy we all get sent to thoughtcrminals?
. Captain Craptek - done and done... . .
I found this on the internet... it is text not an image... .
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What's the holdup? I'm anxious to get started. How bout I take Putout downstairs to the, err... body conditioning room and show her how to use the new workout equipment? Hmm?
Holy rodent incisors, Batman! Look at the rack on that one!
[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] was sooooo close when he wrote:There is still the issue of those panties....
They either stay in the evidence locker pending some flimsy attempt at an appeal, or they're going up on e-bay [highlight=#ffff00]on my ***[/highlight].
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Never have I heard such speechification from someone with nuts in their mouths...
Am I remiss, or while I was napping in the judges chambers, has this show trial gone to some form of arbitration? Do we have a confession? Is someone going to Gulag? Is that an actual autographs by Limbaugh or the usual printed copy we all get sent to thoughtcrminals?
Comrade Ivan,
In order to provide Comrade Putout a more subtle means of confession, escape a manditory Gulag vacation, give me something to do on those cold March evenings, as well as preserve the sanctity of the court, I have remanded her case to an arbitrator, i.e., me.
As you can see (below) I have what amounts to a confession - signed, sealed, and framed to hang gloriously on my nutroom wall. If you care to discuss this case further I will be examining the errant "panties" with their original owner. Oh, one other thing: I've scheduled a "Stress Test" with May for around 8PM - please hold any question till later in the evening. Thanks.
While the defendant Putout seems to have escaped the wrath of the toiling masses, we must satisfy the massive bloodlust we have provoked in them by redirecting it elsewhere.
Marco Rubio, anyone? It all started with May screaming and throwing panties at him at the last debate. It must be his fault.
Red Square wrote:While the defendant Putout seems to have escaped the wrath of the toiling masses, we must satisfy the massive bloodlust we have provoked in them by redirecting it elsewhere.
Marco Rubio, anyone? It all started with May screaming and throwing panties at him at the last debate. [highlight=#FFFF00]It must be his fault.[/highlight]
Marco never met a woman who carries a dozen pairs of lacey panties with her everywhere she goes. He's such a child. GROW UP, MARCO! Buy your own panties at Amazon!
Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:That was a very long speech, Captain Craptek.
What I want to know is this: if we like our Photoshop, do we get to keep our Photoshop? I didn't see that addressed.
Comrade,
Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I was busy administering Comrade Putout's first (in a lengthy series) "Stress Test" and needed a brief nap afterwards. As for "...keeping your Photoshop..."; You will have to purchase and download the software to find out what's in it.
Red Square wrote:While the defendant Putout seems to have escaped the wrath of the toiling masses, we must satisfy the massive bloodlust we have provoked in them by redirecting it elsewhere.
[highlight=#ffff00]Marco Rubio, anyone? It all started with May screaming and throwing panties at him at the last debate. It must be his fault[/highlight].
I'd love to direct my 2 minutes of hate against Marco Rubio, but I just can't. Komrade Marco, if he even deserves the title of komrade, is gay as hell, and the State doesn't like gay-bashing. He's so gay that if you drilled a hole in your dinner table 5 minutes alter he'd be pounding at the door to get in. He's gayer than a San Francisco lemonade sandwich. And have you seen his stint with the water bottles, how he was sucking them things down like he was a shop vac? I think he was thinking of sucking down something else. And Marco's half-Cuban, and you know how Hispanics are a little "spicier" than other people. You just plain can't trust a Cuban. The only Cuban you can trust is a People's Cuban.
I'd love to roast him over the coals, but he's too easy of a target.
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