Comrades:

We would do well to remember despite all the minor set backs that the Party has experienced lately there has been some recent good news! S.O.S. Clitton has signed orders to allow Prof. Tariq Ramada into the US. This is obviously in response to the fact that we are no longer at war with terroists outside the country. Of course we all know that we are still actively engaged with domestic terrorists within our borders namely the right wing tea-bagging Republicans and Independents.

“I am very happy and hopeful that I will be able to visit the United States very soon and to once again engage in an open, critical and constructive dialogue with American scholars and intellectuals,” Professor Ramadan said in a statement.

Here are some of the minor missunderstandings that lead to keeping Mr. Ramadan out by the inept and deplorable Bush administration:

• He has praised the brutal Islamist policies of the Sudanese politician Hassan Al-Turabi. Mr. Turabi in turn called Mr. Ramadan the "future of Islam."

(Can anyone really believe what any Sudanese politican says these days??)

• Mr. Ramadan was banned from entering France in 1996 on suspicion of having links with an Algerian Islamist who had recently initiated a terrorist campaign in Paris.

(Any militia activities that is not actual "surrender" is likely to be branded "terrorist" by
France)

• Ahmed Brahim, an Algerian indicted for Al-Qaeda activities, had "routine contacts" with Mr. Ramadan, according to a Spanish judge (Baltasar Garzón) in 1999.

(Ahmed and Tariq frequently debated the true efficacy of routine beheadings of political
prisoners "just for fun.")

• Djamel Beghal, leader of a group accused of planning to attack the American embassy in Paris, stated in his 2001 trial that he had studied with Mr. Ramadan.

(It was a "Sexual Psychology of Western Women" class, years ago)

• Along with nearly all Islamists, Mr. Ramadan has denied that there is "any certain proof" that Bin Laden was behind 9/11.

(It is well known that Bush's Administration bombed the WT Towers, just ask ex-Gov
Ventura and Van Jones)

• He publicly refers to the Islamist atrocities of 9/11, Bali, and Madrid as "interventions," minimizing them to the point of near-endorsement.

(If there ever was a city that needed an invervention it was NY!)

• Intelligence agencies suspect that Mr. Ramadan (along with his brother Hani) coordinated a meeting at the Hôtel Penta in Geneva for Ayman al-Zawahiri, deputy head of Al-Qaeda, and Omar Abdel Rahman, the blind sheikh, now in a Minnesota prison.

(That's how ex-Gov Ventura found out about Bush's involvement)

• Mr. Ramadan's address appears in a register of Al Taqwa Bank, an organization the State Department accuses of supporting Islamist terrorism.

(Obama is rumored to have a Triple A card issued from the same bank)

Yes Comrades our brother ahs been slandered by being called "a cold-blooded Islamist whose "cry of death to the West is a quieter and gentler jihad, but it's still jihad."


Clearly another example of conservative right wing hysteria knowingly fostered by the Bush Aministration. I can't wait to receive the good Prof with open arms................

Comrade Robot, it seems that our good friend and fellow traveler Tariq Ramadamadingdong has finally realized the wisdom of the Democrat strategy of bloodless revolution.

Subversion may take more time and be less gratifying, but as long as you don't resort to violence you can bet your cowardly opponent won't either, even as they watch their culture slowly being destroyed piecemeal. Of course if they do wise up and lash out, we can wrap ourselves in the mantle of victimhood.

I don't like to brag but, damn, we are the clever ones aren't we?

This is an embarrassment to Amerika. I hope our great Leader Obamskie will make an apology to the world and "Tariq Ramadamadingdong"(what a lovely, melodious name) for this outrage.

Long live "subversion"! It is truly the path of less resistance.

Kool Aid anyone?