Laws are harming Rahm's personal agenda!


I am afriad I must bring more bad news. Some reichwinger, bigoted judges in the Illinois Appellate Court, has overturned the decision that Raham Emanuel is eligible to run for
Laws are law except when they stand in the way of Progressive progress! So, loyal


Fraulein Pulloskies
Dear Comrades,I am afriad I must bring more bad news. Some reichwinger, bigoted judges in the Illinois Appellate Court, has overturned the decision that Raham Emanuel is eligible to run for
Laws are law except when they stand in the way of Progressive progress! So, loyal
Create a crisis of some kind for Rham! He'll know how to use it! I'm sure that judge needs to be removed for some


I'm planning to pay a surprise visit to the Illinois Supreme Court Justices who will soon hear my appeal from the appellate-court idiots who ruled against me. I'll explain to the "Supremes" that when they get to court, if they bring tongues speaking against me, I'll bring scissors.

--Thought Crime Warden.


INGSOC
.....Create a crisis of some kind for Rham! He'll know how to use it! I'm sure that judge needs to be removed for some
This is a lovely idea. I
Thank you Thought-Crime Warden. If it were not for brave comrades of your sort, we would have no brave comrades of your sort.


Know what I mean?




Fraulein Pulloskies
Dear Comrades,I am afriad I must bring more bad news. Some reichwinger, bigoted judges in the Illinois Appellate Court, has overturned the decision that Raham Emanuel is eligible to run for
Fraulein,
It's CHIKAGO. "Reichwinger, bigoted judges"?? In Illinoize?? Surely this is an unintended oxymoron, or faux pas by the name of "Shirley U. Jest". We are talking about the PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF ILLINOIZE. There is NO "Reichwing" anything here.
What we have here in the wonderous Land of Corruption, is a simple misunderstanding: Rahm simply hasn't paid all his... "bills" with his $10mil "campaign contributions. Also Rahm-bo is very confident the Supreme Court will overturn this ruling. Here in the Land of Corruption, having such confidence is a byproduct of being more "equal" than everyone else—$10mil "more equal"... if you catch my meaning; if you catch my drift.


Next some asshat will claim you have to be a natural born citizen to be President.




Team Rahm-bo is trying really hard to get around such annoyances and inconveniences as "rules and regulations". His stunning "proof" that he is a legitimate resident of Chikago is this:
Emanuel testified he and his wife, Amy Rule, kept many family heirlooms stored in the home’s basement, including Ms. Rule’s wedding dress, family china, and a leather jacket once belonging to Emanuel’s grandfather. Mee Kim-Chavez, a family friend, testified she helped Rule box up the items and store them in a crawl space. This, Emanuel's legal team says, shows he never intended to abandon the premises permanently.
See? Case closed.


After all, look at all the Chicago voters in the cemeteries, it's not like they live in Chicago either, but they vote!






That is assuming we don't already have them all on the hook one way or the other.
(say, I bet if Rahm sent each of them a tasty fish head as a gift...hmmmm)


I love when a plan comes together.
Now comrades, pick up your pitch forks from in front of their houses but Faux News shows up.


I'm certain they'll find some way to bend the rules.
(if they know what's good for them)


Commissar_Elliott
Comrades, it's time to spread a little anarchy. Just what our protesters do best if I may say.Well said, comrade! Let the irrelevant lower courts dawdle in their insignificance, our reliable plants on the state Supreme Court have ensured the people of Chicago will continue to be represented by progressives.




But when you can wield a steak knife like the Rahm-bo and stab it hard into the table crying out "DEATH!" to your opponents, or send them a Fishhead-in-a-Boxgram™, then you too can be like Rahm-bo, only recognizing laws for their political expediency.


General Mousey-Tongue
Commissar_Elliott
Comrades, it's time to spread a little anarchy. Just what our protesters do best if I may say.Well said, comrade! Let the irrelevant lower courts dawdle in their insignificance, our reliable plants on the state Supreme Court have ensured the people of Chicago will continue to be represented by progressives.
Sounds just as progressive as Minnesota.


Colonel 7.62
Comrade General Furball! What a pleasure it is to see your smiling and toothy face about the collective again. Tell me, how was your holiday? Did you receive the Coelacanth caviar I sent you for Winter Solstice?My dear Commissar, the caviar was most appreciated! My absence was actually only part pleasure, I completed an extended assignment performing a purge of NPR to ensure its continued political reliability. Occasionally, they were allowing content that was somewhat balanced in its ideology, which is thoughtcrime. We have taken steps to ensure their continued contribution to groupthink ™.
To be as progressive as Minnesota, Comrade Elliott, is a most worthy goal. The people who have given the collective the likes of Comrades Franken and Ventura are delightfully unpredictable in their judgment. Who's next, Mickey Mouse? What a delicious, tantalizing possibility...




I hope he wasn't being sarcastic because I think that's a very progressive idea.
With the ground hard frozen I think it would be difficult digging up the necessary necro-proxy voters.


And Jon Stewart is never, ever sarcastic


Comrade Whoopie
JonI hope he wasn't being sarcastic because I think that's a very progressive idea.
With the ground hard frozen I think it would be difficult digging up the necessary necro-proxy voters.
Well, of course, that is what should be done and being that it is the Peoples Republic of Illinois I can imagine that it would be done. But with so many reichwingers waving their tea bags all over the country, I am afraid they are afraid so be as progressive as they need to be.
But, tisk, foolish me! Have we forgotten who counts the votes! ah yes, we can rest easy and buy our free Rahm inauguration tickets.


General Mousey-Tongue
To be as progressive as Minnesota, Comrade Elliott, is a most worthy goal. The people who have given the collective the likes of Comrades Franken and Ventura are delightfully unpredictable in their judgment. Who's next, Mickey Mouse? What a delicious, tantalizing possibility...I'd bet we'd be more app to sending the body of Paul Wellstone then Mickey Mouse, and I hate to disappoint you General. It would be either him, or our new governor Mark Dayton (which wouldn't surprise me given the folks here).


Thought-Crime Warden
Have no fear, Comrades,I'm planning to pay a surprise visit to the Illinois Supreme Court Justices who will soon hear my appeal from the appellate-court idiots who ruled against me. I'll explain to the "Supremes" that when they get to court, if they bring tongues speaking against me, I'll bring scissors.

--Thought Crime Warden.
Rejoice, Comrades! I'm quoting myself because my prediction just came true: FoxNews Special Report just reported (circa 18:15 on January 27, 2011) that the Illinois Supreme Court has now put my name back onto the ballot. And now (circa 18:00) the Chicago Tribune has just confirmed the report. It just proves that tongues fear scissors more than paper and more than scissors fear rocks.
--Thought-Crime Warden




Fraulein Pulloskies
Fearless Leader, my second question is, what were you doing, watching Fox News? Was this part of some reichwing torture regiment?Frau,
It looks like somehow Fearless Leader temporarily took over the body of Thought-Crime Warden, and I had always thought the control mechanism was vice-versa since Thought-Crime Warden had a longer resume of practicing the "Chicago Way" than does Fearless Leader.
Maybe there was a hacker or even just a hack.
It's a good thing you noticed this bizarre situation, otherwise Fearless Leader might continue snatching the body of Thought-Crime Warden. Plus, you also have the incriminating admission that at least one of them (Fearless Leader or Thought-Crime Warden) must have been watching FoxNews, but I'm sure it was for the Greater Good that one or both of them was monitoring the
--KOOK


That is what I was thinking too. Much like what some of the reichwingers say our dear Leader... that he has been hacked or "possessed" by some


No worries, comrades. All is well in the Land of




Opiate of the People
Comrades, our friends in Chicago are who gave us and the world The Dear Leader, Barack Obama! May the gods see to it they are repaid properly for this act.That would be "Barack—HUSSEIN—Obama". I believe the 'gods' have seen it proper to reward the denizens of Chikago with a new Leader for Life: Rahm-bo The Stabber.



Yes, Rahm is to Chicago, like anchovies are to a Chicago style pizza. No, wait a minute, I actually like anchovies.


commencing countdown engines on....

