Our glorious leader's birthday is nigh, though normally celebrating one's birth can be seen as decadent and bourgeois, we can of course, overlook this this distasteful display of indulgence.

After all, some animals are more equal than others, da?

Be sure to include a personal message or confession of thought crime:

https://my.barackobama.com/birthday

Comrade, I am truly overjoyed at the thought of the upcoming event. However, I am unsure as to how to write the blessing on his birthday card. Was Obama born as a result of his parents march on Selma Alabama in 1965 as he stated in a campaign speech or was he born in 1961? What is the current truth in regards to this matter?? Forgive me, I won't bother you with this trifling matter, I'll just do a quick review of his brith certificate the NYTimes....

I reminded him that birthdays are bourgeois, no day is more equal than the others.

Then they wanted a donation! I told them to go tax some rich guy. What nerve!

Proletarian Robot wrote:Comrade, I am truly overjoyed at the thought of the upcoming event. However, I am unsure as to how to write the blessing on his birthday card. Was Obama born as a result of his parents march on Selma Alabama in 1965 as he stated in a campaign speech or was he born in 1961? What is the current truth in regards to this matter?? Forgive me, I won't bother you with this trifling matter, I'll just do a quick review of his brith certificate the NYTimes....

As previously stated. Our Saviour was not born, but created himself out of ball of dung, just like the mighty scarab beetle. That is the Current Truth, resume your work. Shovels up! Charge!

I was unaware that they celebrated days of birthing in Kenya but I signed a wee note from: Mrs. George Bush with salutatory's & greetings of "ha ha ha".

I will go outside and burn a bunch of money in honor of dear leader's birthday!

Whoopie, could you be a dear and give me your ushanka? I need to throw up in it.

Pinkie my darling, wouldn't you rather have Buffoon's boot? It holds more and won't leak.

Truly, he's the greatest readerleader in the free world.

Indeed. In fact our comrade Congrefs could salvage itself from withering into total irrelevence by passing a new 500 page bill (including earmarks wink) declaring Dear Leader's birthday an international holiday! Oohh what a glorious celebration it will be, surpassing Independence Day July 4th and New Years and Christmas Winter Solistice and Ramadan all combined! ALL hail our magnificent Dear Leader! <tingle-tingle!>

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Pinkie my darling, wouldn't you rather have Buffoon's boot? It holds more and won't leak.

HEY!!! The boot is throw up free Comrade... until beer 17 that is... then... the shirt gets messy.


I hear Tea Party type t-shirts also get messy with stomach bile round Dear Leaders B-day.

Foul heathens they are...

I'm not celebrating anyone's birthday until I get my public option!

Why aren't we celebrating the anniversary of the first time Dear Leader ever pooped in a toilet, and became independent of his diapers? This is an important milestone, too.

Dear Comrades,

While we are on the subject of celebrating the great birth of our Dear Leader, we must ask ourselves what kind of gift he should be given? Perhaps a new teleprompter made out of gold? Afterall, the old TOTUS seems to suffer from screen burn...namely with words like "inherited," "the previous administration," "let me be clear," etc.

Comrade Vlad Linen wrote: Dear Comrades,

While we are on the subject of celebrating the great birth of our Dear Leader, we must ask ourselves what kind of gift he should be given?

I have signed your Dear Leader's birthday card. Please join me at this URL:

https://my.barackobama.com/page/content ... 727_MO_dnc

Here is the text that I included with my signature:

Bielie wrote:
O Glorious Leader and Commander of the Faithful!

You are the Light of our miserable Proletarian lives. You are the Sharpened Blades of our Collective Shovels. You are our Morning and Evening Star, our Alpha and Omega, the Strings and Branes of our Multiverse.

We Praise you, O Great One, and we confirm that we are your Servants!

Amandla!

Bielie

Dah, Janet promise not to poop in Michelle Obama garden for president Barack birthday. Janet also promise to shave back before next state dinner.

Pssh, he'll get a card from me when he decides to share his campaign cash with vulnerable members of the House. Look at poor Charlie Rangel and how the racist are dragging his good name through the coals! Not a peep about racism from the White House -- not a peep!

Comrade Collectivists!

We have done our duty for collective and celebrated our newest and dearest Dear Leader:

Dear Comrade Barack,

The collective wishes you the finest birthday a 49 year old krony kapitalist can have... Great Lenin, I know it's hard to be true to the dictates of my manifesto, for crying out loud I was bought and sold and survived on the good graces of the bourgeoisie! If it weren't for their good graces I would have never been able to hang out in coffee shops and write my glorious manifesto for the people! Now please comrade, pardon the Unibomber so that he may continue my great work for The Party.

Socialistically Yours,

Karl

He sent me greetings this past Christmas

Truly he knows his supporters.

Dear Leninka, this photo was sent to me by my top secret anonymous sources and I thought you might find it most dear. This was taken long long looong ago when dear Leader was just a boy child. Before he ever thought of himself before country or Party. Such a nice memento, is it not?

psssst - PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE DATE STAMP WHICH SAYS 2009. THAT IS AN INACCURATE FRAUD.

Just last night, during a boring eight hours of tracking satellites, and Laika doing 17,000 mph donuts in low Earth orbit, I decided to start drawing something. I just let my pencil be guided by Uncle Joe's ghost. This is what I came up with. Though I have no caption, since it was impromptu, and only intended as practice drawing Dear Leader for a later time when I lampoon venerate his deity. Note how he proudly carries the Venezuelan flag to give due reverence to Comrade Chavez.I hearby grant rights to members of the people's cube in good standing with the party. You may use this cartoons as you see fit. May my ability meet your needs.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Dear Leninka, this photo was sent to me by my top secret anonymous sources and I thought you might find it most dear. This was taken long long looong ago when dear Leader was just a boy child. Before he ever thought of himself before country or Party. Such a nice memento, is it not?

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psssst - PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE DATE STAMP WHICH SAYS 2009. THAT IS AN INACCURATE FRAUD.

I just knew there would be a photo somewhere of this. It was too important of a moment not to capture. I bet he had some red diapers in his collection for special occasions, like May Day.

Of course, we can celebrate Dear Leader's full frontal assault on capitalism every single day.

Rikalonius wrote:Just last night, during a boring eight hours of tracking satellites, and Laika doing 17,000 mph donuts in low Earth orbit, I decided to start drawing something. I just let my pencil be guided by Uncle Joe's ghost. This is what I came up with. Though I have no caption, since it was impromptu, and only intended as practice drawing Dear Leader for a later time when I lampoon venerate his deity. Note how he proudly carries the Venezuelan flag to give due reverence to Comrade Chavez.I hearby grant rights to members of the people's cube in good standing with the party. You may use this cartoons as you see fit. May my ability meet your needs.

I like it! Dear Departed Leader Lenin may be insulted the Motherlands flag wasn't hoisted, but I like it!

BRAVO BUFFOON, DOUBLE BRAVOS!

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With all the People's Cube email domains attached to those messages I'm afraid that tomorrow when I logon I'll find the official seal of the DHS instead of the Mother Page and a notice that the site has been taken down for reasons of national security.

At the very least your PM inboxes will get swamped with Democrat spam and requests for donations for every Leftist front organization in the vast Leftwing conspiracy.

(heh, I used the email address of some guy I hate from a place I used to work)

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I reluctantly admit that I didn't actually send this for some of the very reasons Comrade Whoopie mentioned. Why have our happy home raided?

We must always act with an understanding of the disease we fight...

Fraulein Pulloskies, I return your accolades reluctantly... and remind Whoopie that fake email addy's would be great were it not for IP addresses....

Just sayin...

Touche' Buffoon, having caught your high jinx before using the IP net block you post from I feel chastened.

(damn your razor sharp mind and my drunken one)

Ah, but is the typical Leftwing website administrator as clever as us? I doubt it.

Our Dear Leader in anatomically correct fashion. Like so many of his leadership capability, he is full of hot air and he has an inflated ego that is easily popped.

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I just used a fake email

I am still getting recurrent White House spam blisters from the last time I used my real Email with Mike Malloy.

Never troll without protection!