Comrades, naysaying "Party of NO" Rethuglicans and puppets of Big Oil have long scoffed at Dear Leader's vision of a "Green Economy", claiming that green jobs were a myth. Now, at long last, there is proof to the contrary; President Obama's green policies have created MILLIONS of Green Jobs! Green jobs are multiplying faster than "Mickey Mouse" voter registrations before an Illinois election. Don't take my word for it, here is a partial list of green jobs under Obama according to Independent Journal Review:

1. Floor Sweeper at a solar panel factory
2. Driver of a hybrid public transportation bus
3. College professor teaching environmental studies classes
4. Any school bus driver
5. Anyone who puts gas in a school bus
6. Employee at a bicycle shop
7. A clerk at a bicycle repair shop
8. Antique dealer
9. Salvation Army employee
10. Employee of a store that sells rare manuscripts
11. Employee of a consignment shop
12. A full-time teenage employee at a used record shop
13. Train car manufacturers
14, Garbage men
15. Ladies and gentlemen: your number one most incredible green job is…[Drum roll please]: Oil Lobbyist

Yes, I realize that a lot of these jobs may not be new jobs, but I never said Obama's policies created new jobs, I said they created green jobs! Thus, what I have said is true! Now shut up, I didn't ask for an argument!

Anyway, to continue...
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The Party needs to know what other green jobs Obama's policies may have created without us knowing about it. Here are some I came up with:

• Painter, if green paint is used
  
• Fire fighter who extinguishes burning Chevy Volts
  
• Golfer
  
• Technicians cleaning up toxic waste at bankrupt solar panel factory sites
  
• Choom farmers
  
• Al Gore's personal pilot and chauffeur
  
• Anyone who works at MSNBC or Current TV
  
• Any work performed by an undocumented Democrat
  
• Government agents at any level prosecuting, closing or otherwise harrassing any coal-fueled power plant, Gibson Guitar facility or Koch Brother
  
• Call girls servicing delegates at a U.N. Climate Change conference
  
• Any work performed by a donor of $50 or more to "Obama 2012"
  
• Any member of Cee Lo Green's entourage
  
• Anyone who passes wind in the general direction of a windfarm
  
• Workers in Soylent Green factory
  
• Helping redecorate celebrities' homes for important gatherings featuring Dear Leader himself

Remember, Green Jobs are good for Obama and Obama is good for the economy, therefore, Green Jobs are good for the economy!

Stupid kid must be a rethuglikkkan trained operative.

Comrade Square;

Any worker who wears any item of green clothing or jewelry should be included on your list!!!

Oh, Man...St Paddy's Day is such a green job bonanza!

Dear Leader will take us to the shovel-ready promised land!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOMsPYu89Gg&feature=share In truth they spent some $2 Billion and promised three million jobs. In truth the lying Commies blew all that money for about 3,000 jobs...................