Deadly computer virus


This is the first case of malware actually corrupting His O'liness's PreFronTal Lobes.





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If this is how the TelePromTer reads, do you that Bruno could get a post as an advisor?




Obamas take a walk, holding hands in the evening
How's that for some "hard hitting" news, comrades?


Tell me I didn't imagine that.
Tell me I did imagine that.
But after this, where the sapor of life? What will my waning days be without anything to look forward to? My entire life is now an anticlimax.
I'm a sad commissar.



Right.
Left.
Right.
Left.
Right.
"Ouch!"
Look out for tree.
Is that knucklehead always looking up at an angle?






Maybe not a question of malware, but one of hardware? Perhaps His O'liness's TelePrompTer needs an upgrade to the Mac?


And it does not accept clicks when it's first launched.
The down time even with Force Quit would prove entirely too embarrassing for His O'liness.




We might finance the construction of more Jiffi-Lobos if we could sell tickets to a cage match between Her Resentment and Our Many Titted Empress. Just think of how it would be handicapped in Vegas.


Margaret
I can't help but imagine the Obama's sex life.On a tip. His O'liness does also use the modern technology at his disposal to intensify the whole "O" experience. His new book " The Audacity of not having an Obamagasm" will be out soon to further our progressive enlightenment studies. He leads us into the bedroom of the future in unique

Шовел 4 У
Итьс нот фор тхе чилдрен - итьс то гет мы финг роцкс офф ёу асшолес.


My only worry is how His O'liness managed to boot himself? How can you have your mind in a TelePrompTer, if you had to have a TelePrompTer to learn to read? How do you learn to read without reading a TelePrompTer?
And by the way, thank you very much. I had no idea the Russians paid us such a compliment as to transliterate "assholes" directly into асшолес.


Commissar Theocritus
That is entirely possible, Grigori; I reported that news on my Mac at work. But under no circumstances have the text in Word, which manages to fetch the spinning beach ball when you (1) select an entire document, (2) try to deselect an entire document, (3) save a document.I use Apple Pages. But talking about the Mac, started using Safari 4 Beta a while back. Really like Top Sites. Now, that is elegant. Hoping they'll have a full screen feature when it finally gets released.


I wish that the tabs didn't divide the window's length; closing a series of them is more difficult. Also I've noticed that the PREVIEW and SUBMIT buttons at the bottom don't show when they're selected.
But in general yes, I like it. A lot. The rendering speed is wonderful.


Commissar Theocritus
Also I've noticed that the PREVIEW and SUBMIT buttons at the bottom don't show when they're selected.I don't know what you mean by that. You mean here, at this site? I can preview and submit. Though there have been times when I'd try and copy my text, (in case something might happen and it got killed) and it got killed anyway. Flash! A half hour's work gone.
One thing I've noticed recently, here at The People's Cube, is that there is no upload an image to the The People's Cube server. Is that just me, or is that everyone?
Addendum: Yes, I see what you mean, Theo - about the PREVIEW and SUBMIT. I don't get any indication that they've been selected either.
But far more annoying is not being able to upload an image. Do you get the upload an image thingermagiger?
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Shovel 4 U
He leads us into the bedroom of the future in uniqueThe "Bedroom of next Tuesday" is not new - I hear this all the time.
Obot #46583024


About copying, no no problem with that. But there is evidently some tag in HTML which prohibits copying. ABC's website doesn't let you copy, and I'm shedding buckets of tears, missing all that wisdom.
But David Horowitz's Frontpagemag.com doesn't let you copy or forward a page, and the Contact Us button doesn't work. This is on the level of The Nation. Too bad. There's some really good stuff there which would benefit from dissemination.
BTW, today I threw out a member of the NFIB who had a revolting commercial with the AARP. I literally yelled, at the top of my voice, "OUT!" I highly recommend exercising your vocal talents on a socialist.


Commissar Theocritus
About copying, no no problem with that. But there is evidently some tag in HTML which prohibits copying. ABC's website doesn't let you copy, and I'm shedding buckets of tears, missing all that wisdom.But David Horowitz's Frontpagemag.com doesn't let you copy or forward a page, and the Contact Us button doesn't work. This is on the level of The Nation. Too bad. There's some really good stuff there which would benefit from dissemination.
Well then please allow me to introduce you to two of my favorite utilities. I've been using Snapz Pro X and Wiretap Studio from Ambrosia practically from day one.
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/utilities/
Between these two utilities anything, anything, that goes through your computer can be captured. Snapz Pro X will even capture video. Only for the Mac.

Margaret

Why man let go of leash?
Totus Love



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Gulag Man,
That may be the strings of the apron of Our Many Titted Empress when she spent all her time baking cookies for Slick Willie. Have you noticed that the price of arsenic is cheaper now there's less demand?





Commissar Theocritus
Thank you, Margaret. I assume you mean the text? These people are hurting themselves. I'm not going to pirate their stuff any more than a book reviewer does.Jeepers.
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But David Horowitz's Frontpagemag.com doesn't let you copy or forward a page, and the Contact Us button doesn't work.You may want to try that again. The Contact Us works for me. For good articles from Frontpagemag I've just been making articles printable and then using the Print as PDF command.
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W
Get a room you two - please.I denounce W! You have interrupted important party business! The Revolutionary Red Guards are watching you now Comrade. You best hope your local Commissar gets to you before we do! (Assuming we have not already contracted with your local Commissar to do his wet work)




Red Square

"Its such a nice evening honey comma pause"
"The fresh air will do us good period"
h/t General Secretary


Shovel 4 U

"Oh, Barry, take my 'business' over!"
"Ooooh, Michelle, I'm gonna give you ALL the peoples stimulus!"
"Oh, GOD, Barry, shut my private sector DOWN. SHUT IT DOWN!!!!"
"Spread my wealth"
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h/t Irony Curtain & General Secretary (because these two lazy bones keep sending me emails and wouldn't post it themselves).


I just hope he doesn't send Bruno after me. Even the entire Guard could not deal with that.
I corrected my error, but only after some minutes of it happening. So yes, you were seeing things.


Red Square
At least now we know why Barack is holding his head at that angle.LOL!!!


We all know and thank Comrade 0bama for working so selflessly and tirelessly for us, which is assuredly why he named his dog Beau. Best friends can be very satisfying to ignored spouses.
Many years ago I was told about a documentary on alien species in Australia. Some outback farmer goes out back to his farm, flips on the lights, and the walls are literally crawling with rodents. A terrier is provided and runs into the barn, races back out to drop a dead rat or two, then repeats the process 5-6 times before giving up.
Maybe there's a prediction in there about Beau and more things than I want to know.




I am more concerned about implications regarding Michelle's (B/b)eau, but as we all know, "A few eggs have to be broken to make an omelette." Unless you're using egg substitutes, which probably exist in AmeriKKKa, with its sinful chemo-bio-eco-gastrocidal industries. Here we get eggs domestically and from China, the latter of which are suitably progressive and contain always enough toxic content that the people can be assured their government is keeping them safe by detecting it.
Which capitalist spelling checker are you using? Clearly you must take matters into your own fingers and add the word: a progressive update!


I had to add, in addition, "moonbat."






Those of us who use Macs can rejoice in the utility Typinator, which expands keystrokes into full words or phrases, with options for different combinations for different programs. Being a true progressive, I must have universal settings only. Consider typing "t1" and immediately being rewarded with "The One" or "His Most Progressive 'Oliness, the Living Embodiment of Chicago Politics and Lightworkers."
Although most of the film was rather dull, Woody Allen's Bananas does have the classic scene of the successful Latino revolutionary leader making his decrees after taking power, including making the national language Swedish.
Can we make Haitian Creole, which is French with the added enhancing power of multiculturalingualism, the national language? "Yes, we can!"


I suggest that Swedish is better than French for the national language. Don't the Swedes have the highest suicide rate in the world? Every breath that you take is a burden on Gaia, and the best thing that a Made Progressive can do is not only not reproduce but off himself.

I swear these bastards spend their entire time posturing about their self hatred. There is always a sense of grandstanding in any mea culpa. If you sinned, just go and don't do it again. Don't advertise you did it. You're angling for a spot on Okra or in the government.


Commissar Theocritus
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If this is how the TelePromTer reads, do you that Bruno could get a post as an advisor?
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Say "I love you Michelle"
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Say "Yes! Take it you bitch!"


I heard the virus also slightly modified the lyrics to his favorite song. I couldn't detect the subtle change in the words though. :)
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me maurice
Cause I speak of the tele-pompitous of love
People talk about me, baby
Say Im doin you wrong, doin you wrong
Well, dont you worry baby
Dont worry
Cause Im right here, right here, right here, right here at home
Cause Im a picker
Im a grinner
Im a lover
And Im a sinner
I play my music in the sun
Im a joker
Im a smoker
Im a midnight toker
I sure dont want to hurt no one