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Denounce Alt Energy that Actually Works and Makes Money

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As all fellow travelers know, the purpose of "going green" is really to smash the evil Kapitalists. But what's this? A clean source of energy that is actually economical, and enables Kapitalists? No! We must restrict this technology like we did nuclear energy. Build more windmills! Make more corn whiskey ethanol! Institute Cap and Trade. Keep "Green" Red!


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This new technology is not part of the religion. Heretic, heretic, blasphemy to our precious windmill symbol.

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I think windpower was the best dodge we ever concocted. When some silly kapitalist takes our advice and actually tries to build one, we simply find some environmental reason to oppose construction. And if he manages to build one, we oppose the creation of a powerline right-of-way to get the electricity to where it's needed.


 
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