Depends on Your Definition of Is Is


Arnold Schwarzenegger Says Marijuana Not a Drug
"That is not a drug. It's a leaf,"
Great Stalin's Ghost! I have not heard such clear progressive thinking since Hillary's Hildo substitute Bill asked what one's definition of "is" is.
Prograganda department, we may need some explanation of how marijuana must continue to be prescribed by a doctor to be "legal" yet is not a drug.
Note to SMERSH, I believe we need to identify the thought criminal in the background, for it's clear that he must be someone who really thought the governator was a republikkkan conservative, his face betrys him.








Commissar Pupovich
Note to SMERSH, I believe we need to identify the thought criminal in the background, for it's clear that he must be someone who really thought the governator was a republikkkan conservative, his face betrys him.Or maybe he's just in a bad mood because somebody smoked the last of his stash.



Bushitler & Helliburton must have stolen it from the filthywhitemalehetero Spanish Conquistadors whom had already stolen it from the peace loving (see "human sacrifice") Native Americans.
Commissar Pupovich
We must work on your writing comrade... they are not "invading Kalifornia," they are reclaiming what is rightfully theirs. The land that they nurtured till Bush and Haliburton stole it hundreds of years ago.


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And who killed the dinosaurs? Bush! In the never ending quest for oil!And who planted the explosives which caused the big bang that created the world that he could steal oil from? BUSH THAT'S WHO!







Chairman of Indulgence
Betty, you get the doritos.Where should I back the truck up?



(spooky voice of J.L.)
"What you need to do is get two birds stoned with some leaves. Then you bitch about everyone and everything and point your finger and call names and divert attention from yourself so you can ditch your bird (wife) and marry an ugly screeching jap and become an Icon of the "Peace Movement". Then some guy gets jealous and wants some attention for himself so he blows your brains out and POOF! you are an instant martyr. Does that help?"
(dazed voice of filthy)
No. Has Garcia showed up yet? maybe he knows something. F*ck it! Where's my bong?


But wait.... Slipery slope alert!!!!
If Pot is just a leaf, then is not also tobbacco? Oh the dilemmma! We have been demonizing the tobbacco industrty for so long and they now have an assailable flank. What will the "Truth" group of morons do now?
Wait... (takes a hit)... Ohhhhh yeaaahhhh... Groooovy... I see the answer man... It's beautiful man.... wooooowww....zzzzzzzzzzz
What.. oh, wow, sorry... Z monster hit... Got any brownies?
Comrade Gore (leader of the Gorillian Church of the Environment) loved the tobbacco industry until they became a progressive target.... As soon as he went against it, it became a 'sin' (term which applies only to 'evil conservatives(tm)') to question his prior support of said industry.
All the progressives have to do, now that they made big tobbacco pay a huge entitlement to the government, is say that tobbacco is a leaf and that it was "Evil Conservatives" who were the ones attacking tobbacco and the VRWC made people believe it was the left. The progressives can use this is yet another reason to impose a "fairness doctrine (ie, Party approved censorship) and put tobbacco on a pedistal once more.
Why not, it worked for every other issue the left has 180'd on. The sheep will not even 'baah' at the change and flock to have a cig with their blunt. "Smoke and a pancake" anyone?
Then the progressives can tax...um 'redistribute' the income from BOTH pot and tobbacco!!! More money and less rational braincells to question the left!!!!!
Ahh...... perfection.
Next year we will declare cocaine to be a granual just like sugar and tax both!! Then in a decade or two we can demonize them all again and force huge entitlement settlements with our next batch of vampires... I mean trial lawyers.








A disarmed, stoned population is a controlled population.

Comrade TankoGrad
True. The Party cannot discriminate between shrooms and leaves for our flock of sheep to....expand their minds with (and question the Party less when we do 180s on policy).A disarmed, stoned population is a controlled population.
You are 100% correct comrade Tank! As the saying goes: "Those that live by the sword will get shot by those that don't". As for myself, I will turn over my firearms, ammo first, by "airmail", to our many-titted empress as soon as she personally knocks on my door and asks for them. Unless of course she sends Sarah Brady in her stead. In that case I will send the ammo with both hands until it is all in her possession! After all, if we have "leaves", 'shrooms, and "caring" politicians to meet our every need, why do we need guns?
As all comrade college professors know, and teach our young student comrades, guns are evil machines with a will of their own that jump up and shoot people all by themselves! Down with guns! Up with "leaves" & shrooms!


I've been sayin' that for years...like hash isn't like potatoes nor is it like corned beef....<pfffffft....>
Screw the leafs man...we want buds! Kind BUDS! STICKY BUDS!

THIS IS YOUR BRAINS ON HASH
ANY QUESTIONS?







Chairman M. S. Punchenko
<passes to Betty><passes to the Pup>
I'm just here for the Doritos... *munch* *munch* *munch*
<grabs second party-sized bag>




Expand Your Mind class replaces need to learn logic.

Computer lab in Kalifonyan skool.
Expand Your Mind class helps children to learn typing without ever touching the keyboard.





Good times....








You've got adopted kids?






Premier Betty
...He was really just a family friend who happened to be an ex-mafia member...I worked for a couple of "those" guys while living back east. Except I don't think they were "Ex-" anything. I just kept my head down and worked. They were cool, though.








Jefferson Parish, on the other hand.... *AHEM*


I suppose I may have had a tint of thought crime... Did you see how my beloved LSU Tigers vanquished the Red Tide of Alabama? But they are not true progressives, so I feel like we did the right thing by denouncing these proles and their capitalist lackey coach.