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Did our Feline Comrades Scam for a Free Winter Olympics?

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Comrades,

It seems our feline Comrades may have found a way sneaky way to get themselves a free vacation in Sochi on the Olympic committees dime without doing hardly much real work at all. Just laying there for a few minutes in an 'official capacity'. Official film of their very questionable activities.


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Do not criticize. You have no idea what discipline and training it takes for a kitteh not to attack broomy toy-things waved in front of one's face. And note excellent muscle control in holding pose throughout travel.

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I'm not sure, but if The People's curling team used larger cats, maybe we would still be in the running for a medal? And, I did notice one (maybe 2) swipes at that broom thingy. Could this irresistible urge have cost us the gold?

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And, I did notice one (maybe 2) swipes at that broom thingy. Could this irresistible urge have cost us the gold?

Why I think that you are correct! Did our (now under suspicion )socialist kittehs succumb to the unsavory capitalhissst enticements with a free offer of air-fare and free kennel accommodations in Sochi, only to just arrive and party on and then just let us all down in front of the world stage????

I wonder if there is any photos or other evidence of our kittehs secretly partying it up in Sochi instead of concentrating on bringing us the gold in the sport of cat-curling!

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Comrades, I am sure that many of the participants at Sochi will strap many of the loosing tabbies to the hood of their Trabants ending
"The tuna breath on ice".
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Since this "Official Film" was released the IOC has investigated charges of "doping" which the accusers (Russia) say is evidenced by the lethargic behavior of the "stoned" cat curling stone. Precautions not taken in 2006 will most certainly be vigorously applied in Sochi under the watchful eye of the Russians.



 
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