Comrades, the racist cheese-for-brains Rethuglikkans in Wisconsin seem to have pulled an electoral fast one. An explanation is needed, where were our Chicago union goons? Where was the New Black Panther party? We paid for a victory, who is delivering it? Our unionized comrades can't stay on break if we can't siphon union dues from everyone, they might have to DO something for their entitlements, and the concept is disgraceful. SHOW ME THE MONEY!

Those cows have names, they'd Damn well better have voter registrations (2 or 3 each at LEAST) or the Party has dropped the ball. I want a name, and heads on silver platters--use the small platters, Che Gourmet is fixing beet canapés, and needs the larger platters tonight.

Cheese heads.<spit>

DEMOCRACY DIED LAST NIGHT. THE END OF THE USSA AS WE KNOW IT.??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... EwXa197uBU

Someone put this weak socialist out of he/she/it's misery.

Although I'm sure the VRWC & the Booosh are smiling while imagining pissing on a rotting corpse right now - the strong communism of the CUBE is exactly what will save us.
Comrades, man the shovels, we have alot of voters to dig up before Nov..
Mandatory overtime starts today & yes, you'll receive 1 xtra beet per week.

LONG LIVE NEXT TUESDAY!

A glorious terrible night. The only bright spot in yesterday's events was the absurd glorious poem and song that one of our idiotic progressive leaders, Gwen Moore D-Wis., energized the crowd with. Congress-person Moore is a pathetic great example of the lack of glorious intellect and articulation of our leftist allies. We need less more progressives like Gwen Moore in office. Please enjoy the nauseating glorious song "Hit the Road, Scott" as it begins at the 2:00 minute point. It brought acid reflux to my stomach and tears of laughter to my eyes. Comrade Moore followed the steps of Dear Leader into political leadership. She began as a Community Agitator Organizer and then into elected office. An example to us all.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCUfvI ... re=related

Comrades, I fear our infiltration of the Tea Party was too successful! Our zeal to push the extremist beliefs of the Tea Party may have been too much! We have defeated ourselves!

Comrades,

All is not lost!!!

We need are a few creative recounts and the "discovery" of more votes. This strategy worked in Minnesota to get the loser in office, it may work here also.

The three strikes and your out rule does not apply to politics.

We can change that with a few more recall votes!!!

The Rethugglikkkans have stolen ANOTHER election!! I am at a loss for words, comrades. I can only imagine the pain our fellow travelers in the >spit< state of Wisconsin are feeling!

Indeed, all is not lost - so-called "governor" Scott Walker will be indicted within the next few days, even if the recounts are all rigged by Rethugglikkkans and the conservative controlled media!

Of course those evil rethugliKKKans couldn't win in Wiskonsin without resorting to trickery.

Dems cry foul early into Election Day; Sen. Taylor demands investigation

When asked why it took four hours for The Party of the People,™ The Democrats, to discover these hoaxes being perpetrated on the voters, one Volunteer for the People said, "We were busy sitting in Starbucks, having lates, and making phone calls... er, I mean, getting out the vote."

Rethuglikkans held the election while Starbucks was open? This was rigged! Bastards...

Something picked up today from Twitter:

Get some popcorn, light up a candle, and read this on Dem Underground: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1002770770

That's All, Folks! Go home, take a bath

Capitalists disgust me.

Red Square wrote:Get some popcorn, light up a candle, and read this on Dem Underground: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1002770770

The democrats? Who the hell are the democrats? Never heard of them!

Let the good times roll, baby!

Man oh man, did I ever sleep good last night. Almost as good as 2004.

(I'm allowing myself one day of gloating.)

Gulag 4 Alfred wrote:DEMOCRACY DIED LAST NIGHT. THE END OF THE USSA AS WE KNOW IT.??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... EwXa197uBU

Comrades, I am confused...I believed our enemy was a constitutional republic. Why was I not informed America is a democracy????

Gulag 4 Alfred wrote:DEMOCRACY DIED LAST NIGHT. THE END OF THE USSA AS WE KNOW IT.??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... EwXa197uBU

Someone put this weak socialist out of he/she/it's misery.

Although I'm sure the VRWC & the Booosh are smiling while imagining pissing on a rotting corpse right now - the strong communism of the CUBE is exactly what will save us.
Comrades, man the shovels, we have alot of voters to dig up before Nov..
Mandatory overtime starts today & yes, you'll receive 1 xtra beet per week.

LONG LIVE NEXT TUESDAY!

Must hurry! Line for free Kleenex is already forming with all these collective Comrades already taking my share>

Red Square wrote:Something picked up today from Twitter:

Get some popcorn, light up a candle, and read this on Dem Underground: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1002770770

That's All, Folks! Go home, take a bath

Hysterical. Literally.

"... the right wing media. It's not just Fox anymore."

Etc.

:O

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

Red Square wrote:Something picked up today from Twitter:

Get some popcorn, light up a candle, and read this on Dem Underground: https://www.democraticunderground.com/1002770770

That's All, Folks! Go home, take a bath

Hysterical. Literally.

"... the right wing media. It's not just Fox anymore."

Etc.

:O

Comrade!

This is new refrain that gets repeated every year since I first heard back in 2003!


Being that I was blissfully unaware for years of my life I don't understand the "next Tuesday" line...what does it mean? I know the "C U" one but is there another meaning? Or is that it?

Comrade, the genesis of "Next Tuesday™" was before my Cube Time, but the details were mentioned not long ago on another thread. I believe that it was coined by a Cube participant.

Of course, regardless of the details of its inception, it refers to that glorious day, right around the corner, when All Things Will Be Right, Progressive, and Collectively Equal!

Thank you comrade R.O.C.K.

Henceforth I shall refer to Monday as obstructionist day.

New Paradigm wrote:Being that I was blissfully unaware for years of my life I don't understand the "next Tuesday" line...what does it mean? I know the "C U" one but is there another meaning? Or is that it?

Oh. This is very simple Comrade. CHAIRMAN M. S. PUNCHENKO was the discoverer of Next Tuesday and coined the phrase The Progressive World of Next Tuesday. He expounded on his scientific discovery of The Progressive World of Next Tuesday in The People's Glossary (mandatory reading):

Linky - The People's Glossary



This should explain. (If image is too small CLICK IT!)

Thank you Comrade Otis.

I hated the idea there was a private joke making the rounds. All jokes should be public and well regulated.

That glossary is pure gold.

I THOUGHT it was Chairman Meow, but I was afraid to mention my questionable memory.

I feel much better now, Comrade. Thank you.