My Fellow comrades

I have just found the perfect tool toindoctrinateeducate the young in our glorious public indoctrination centers schools.


It is For The Children, age 8 to 80! Teach them about Socialism and Barbarism!

And the Italian edition box shows the true struggle is against that Evil Beast Reagan and his legacy!


I urge all comrades to order this game immediately!

https://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1510/class-struggle

Amandla!

Obamugabe

This Avalon Hill game is a vehicle for instructing students (there is a classroom section in the rules) on why Marxism is superior.

Sponsored by: Trollandtoad
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Comrade Obamugabe,

Did you see this heresy in the ad? Someone wishes to BUY this game? I guess this game is not as educational as advertised; if it were, this game would be confiscated by the state in the name of the people and not bought. Never bought. (Ptui) I spit when I even say the word "bought" (even though I typed it in this case.)


On the other hand, trollandtoad.com seems like an appropriately named Marxist venue.

I have no money to "buy" these instructural materials! My retirement "For The CEOs Children" accounts were confiscated by H.R. 4173 "Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act of 2009" donated unselfishly to assist Teh Great One's efforts to altruistically save our CEO's bonuses faltering financial system. Barneski Frankovitni, on the Teh Great One's behalf, most wisely proposes to set up a fund of $4,000,000,000,000.00 (Yeah. That's right. Trillion with a T) to ensure our financial systems will always have the bailout funds solvency they require when they squander situations out of their control cause them to lose our money.

The least and I do mean the very least the Politburo can do is send me a goddamn boardgame issue all villages these educational tools immediately.

Unless the die has an equal number on all sides, the game is rigged. Equal outcomes for all.

To give you a glimpse of the difference between socialism and barbarism, here's a video containing excluded scenes from an election video made by the Mayor of the Ukrainian city of Kharkiv (Kharkov in Russian). It is the second largest and most important industrial city in Ukraine, wih the majority of residents feeling nostalgic for the glorious USSR and the union with Russia. People in this video are the product of the enlightened life under socialism. The original video has about 1.5 million views on YouTube. They speak Russian, but here's a version with English subtitles. The amount of F-bombs in Russian is even greater and the exchange with the film director is even more hilarious. The film director sounds like a big Mafia boss as he gives directions to the sock puppet mayor and talks down to him as if to an idiot.

WARNING: NOT WORK-FRIENDLY, NOT CHILDREN-FRIENDLY

When I think "socialist" I think Sweden. They're so civilized and they're so socialized too. And because AmeriKKKa kept them healthy and safe for years they could be socialists. And because they were a homogeneous population, they could be socialist. Now however they are being invaded by Muslims who have no interest in assimilating, and so I'm afraid that our model Socialist nation Sweden may soon be no more. Or under Sharia, which is the same thing.

Theo, the problem is that people from small homogeneous populations that were kept safe by America like Sweden or Germany are in denial over why their socialism works, and they think it can be brought over here. And of course plenty of Americans point to Sweden and say "See it works over there!" And I point to Sweden and say "See, they made a better Mauser rifle than Germany, I wish I hadn't sold mine", at which point I've totally drifted off topic, and have to console myself with my two Mosin Nagants, three SKS' and some strange Dutch rifle that was picked up in the jungles of the Dutch East Indies as a trophy during WWII. And somewhere I had a point there.

I ^&% DENOUNCE &*^ COMRADE %^$ RED SQUARE FOR 0$% MAKING ME %$# LAUGH MY ^*% * ^*& OFF!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Unless the die has an equal number on all sides, the game is rigged. Equal outcomes for all.

I believe the game is rigged so the Kapitalist Player will lose.

How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

-Ronald Reagan

Obamugabe wrote:Unless the die has an equal number on all sides, the game is rigged. Equal outcomes for all.

This is the People's Dice of Equality that we are all being promised when voting for socialism.


But because there is not enough dots to be redistributed for everybody, the number of dots on each side is getting reduced until the proles wind up with the following:


The remaining dots are being used for the dice awarded to the lower management, with 2 dots on each side. The middle management gets 3 dots. Useful intellectuals and people's artists who help us convince the masses in the advantages of this system over capitalism, get 4 dots. The upper management get 5 dots on each side, and only the supreme leader gets a dice with six dots, to ensure that he is absolutely unbeatable.


And this is what distinguishes the enlightened socialist system from barbaric capitalism.

As you can see in this representation by a socialist artist, the capitalist game of chance is completely improbable and outright absurd:

Comrade Red, your intellect is staggering. I salute you, Comrade!

Yes, and after a few minutes of looking at that image, our economic plans suddenly make sense to me.

Obamugabe wrote:How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.

-Ronald Reagan

I denounce this heresy! This suggests that either we do not understand Marx and Lenin or that we are supporting a bankrupt and false ideology! But there are other choices: I am sure there are communists who have NOT read Marx and Lenin as well as there are anti-communists who DON'T understand Marx and Lenin! Thus, this quote is invalid! Another reactionary shot down by the wisdom of the collective! HAHAHAHAHA!


I had never heard this quote but it is a good one.

Commissar Theocritus wrote: When I think "socialist" I think Sweden. They'reso civilized and they're so socialized too. And because AmeriKKKa keptthem healthy and safe for years they could be socialists. And becausethey were a homogeneous population, they could be socialist. Nowhowever they are being invaded by Muslims who have no interest inassimilating, and so I'm afraid that our model Socialist nation Swedenmay soon be no more. Or under Sharia, which is the same thing.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Theo, the problem is that people from small homogeneous populations that were kept safe by America like Sweden or Germany are in denial over why their socialism works, and they think it can be brought over here. And of course plenty of Americans point to Sweden and say "See it works over there!" And I point to Sweden and say "See, they made a better Mauser rifle than Germany, I wish I hadn't sold mine", at which point I've totally drifted off topic, and have to console myself with my two Mosin Nagants, three SKS' and some strange Dutch rifle that was picked up in the jungles of the Dutch East Indies as a trophy during WWII. And somewhere I had a point there.

Speaking of homogeneous societies, several years ago the Israeli Kibbutz's had to turn to the running of capitalist endeavors like McDonald's franchises to keep them afloat. This was not the original dream or intention of the Kibbutz (at least, I don't think it was their original dream or intention).

No, I don't think it was. But as I recall during the Pilgrims' first year here they too practiced socialism. Our founding fathers were very smart--it took them only one year to renounce socialism, which hadn't even been named yet.