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Possession with intent to distribute plastic straws

1/27/2018, 9:33 am
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Meanwhile in California...

The Planned Parenthood technicians had a long day of "procedures" (wink, wink...) and decide to get dinner.

Nearby, the welfare bums have been on the couch playing Madden all day, selling their stash of pot to the neighbors and their school-aged children, and smoking their share. They now have the munchies and freshly loaded EBT cards, and end up at the same restaurant as the abortionists technicians.

The bus-boy, Carlos, is a Soldado in MS-13. He entered the US illegally ten days ago from El Salvador, crossing 70 miles east of San Diego, where the Coyote led him through the canyons. The 10 kilos of hashish taped to his body paid for his passage.

Their waiter, a Sophomore Sociology major trying to pay for tuition because his middle class parents make too much that he can't get financial aid, brings drinks to the tables, and the drinks have a plastic straw.

Which one is the criminal?

Indeed. The waiter. Like sexual harassment, the straw was uninvited and forced upon the innocent patronage.

His act of uncaring carelessness used gazillions of carbon credits producing petrochemicals needed to make plastic, overflow landfills, murder bunnies, cause droughts, and racism. He will be punished. Oh, yes. Like with Commisarka Pinkie's golden shovel... justice will be swift!

California Considers $1,000 Fine for Waiters Offering Unsolicited Plastic Straws

It's not Next Tuesday™ yet, but it's late Monday evening...
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1/27/2018, 12:58 pm
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Yes... a rare double post - just for my bud Ivan!
(...savor it Ivan!)
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1/27/2018, 3:37 pm
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Drinking straw art is a killer.

At least in Germany. At least in the offices of the Serviceplan München Hamburg Advertising Agency. And the makers of Brawndo "Fully loaded with caffeine" Thirst Mutilator.

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1/27/2018, 3:43 pm
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Unfortunately, not all comrades are united. Some are intolerant of one another, short of calling fellow progs "Nazis."

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1/27/2018, 3:56 pm
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Not only is a straw a symbol of
racism and genocide,
but I also believe that Ian Calderon, the Democrat majority leader in California's lower house is planning to introduce legislation to free all the air stolen trapped in every truck and automobile tire in California and will mandate that all Gaia's stolen air is to be replaced with greenhouse gases. Lowriders will be excluded out of respect.
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1/28/2018, 1:16 am
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THE FINAL STRAW
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2/3/2018, 6:39 am
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TheFineReport.com wrote:THE FINAL STRAW
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Komrade Fine, this edit is innacurate. The Holy Reverend Louis Farrakhan (PBUH) should have an Islamic Crescent instead. And the suit should be replaced with a "Kill Whitey" T-Shirt.
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