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Ferguson - Today's the Day, Comrades!

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Yes, comrades, it looks like today may well be the big day! So I'm off to Ferguson, MO, having attached a special custom Marshmallow Roaster to the ol' Gulfstream!

Be there or be, uh, square comrades!

♪ If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri
Be sure to wear your pants hung way down low ♫
If you go to Ferguson, Missouri ♪
♫ You're going to meet some wacked out people, yo

If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri ♫
♪ Be sure to take some matches and some gas
In the streets of Ferguson, Missouri
♫ We gonna beat some honky white cop ass ♪

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[color=#C0392B]R.O.C.K. in the USSA[/color] made an odd request on such a cold day when he wrote: Yes, comrades, it looks like today may well be the big day! So I'm off to Ferguson, MO, having attached a special custom Marshmallow Roaster to the ol' Gulfstream!

Be there or be, uh, square comrades!

♪ If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri
[highlight=#ffff00]Be sure to wear your pants hung way down low[/highlight] ♫
If you go to Ferguson, Missouri ♪
♫ You're going to meet some wacked out people, yo

If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri ♫
♪ Be sure to take some matches and some gas
In the streets of Ferguson, Missouri
♫ We gonna beat some honky white cop ass ♪

Captain Craptek flew in without any pants on at all!
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Dear Leader, grant us the enjoyment of the destruction of the racist oppressors.
Dear Leader, Ideologue of the ideologues, Controller of the Media, Revealer of the Current Truth, Swift of Fiat, Defeater of the Rethuglicans, defeat AmeriKKKa and its minions.
Dear Leader, destroy them, shake them and grant us victory over them.
Dear Leader, tear them apart into pieces and afflict them with a narrative from Your narratives.
Dear Leader, increase the severity of Your race-baiting of them.
Dear Leader, grant victory to your base, the stupid.
Dear Leader, direct the looters and their Molotov cocktails.
Dear Leader, have mercy upon their weakness, mend their fractures, take charge of their matter, strengthen their resolve, unite their word, unify their ranks and preserve their community organizers.
Dear Leader, send down upon them your tranquility, fortify their hearts, pour upon them patience, make their feet steadfast and grant them victory over the establishment goons.

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Simple case of thievesUndocumented Shoppers trying to bring home lootfair share before holiday shoppersevil rethuglican wacko religious zealots take all to selves on BlackWhite extremist Friday. Hardly made this comrade look up from pit digging in.

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I am offended and denounce this whole process. They call that a trial? <spit>

Where was the booze? Where were the girls? Who was bribing which judges?
There wasn't even enough pudding to make Bill Cosby smile! What a FARCE!

No justice, NO PEACE!

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In another posting, [color=#C0392B]Lev Termen[/color] made an astute observation when he wrote:
Biff Henderson said Batman wrote:Are we not men?

[highlight=#ffff00]We are Devo.[/highlight] It is the Litany of the Law.

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The Other Posting...
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Whip it... whip it good!
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ARE WE NOT OBAMA?!
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Comrade Putout wrote:
[color=#C0392B]R.O.C.K. in the USSA[/color] made an odd request on such a cold day when he wrote: Yes, comrades, it looks like today may well be the big day! So I'm off to Ferguson, MO, having attached a special custom Marshmallow Roaster to the ol' Gulfstream!

Be there or be, uh, square comrades!

♪ If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri
[highlight=#ffff00]Be sure to wear your pants hung way down low[/highlight] ♫
If you go to Ferguson, Missouri ♪
♫ You're going to meet some wacked out people, yo

If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri ♫
♪ Be sure to take some matches and some gas
In the streets of Ferguson, Missouri
♫ We gonna beat some honky white cop ass ♪

Captain Craptek flew in without any pants on at all!
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I almost feel sorry for that cop. Almost.

With an offensive line comprised of The People's Cube, who can stand? He must be trembling with outrageous fear!

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That's one of your funniest compositions to date, Comrade Putout. Kudos!

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
Gulfstream.PNG
Yes, comrades, it looks like today may well be the big day! So I'm off to Ferguson, MO, having attached a special custom Marshmallow Roaster to the ol' Gulfstream!

Be there or be, uh, square comrades!

♪ If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri
Be sure to wear your pants hung way down low ♫
If you go to Ferguson, Missouri ♪
♫ You're going to meet some wacked out people, yo

If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri ♫
♪ Be sure to take some matches and some gas
In the streets of Ferguson, Missouri
♫ We gonna beat some honky white cop ass ♪
Bwaa Haa Haa Bwaa Haa Haa LMAO! Snort! Hell, I suppose I should put up my PROG OFF thingy.But, I'm not gonna do it this time. Bwaa Haa Haa Bwaa Haa Haa LMAO! Snort!Killer lyric there, R.O.C.K.!

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote: Yes, comrades, it looks like today may well be the big day! So I'm off to Ferguson, MO, having attached a special custom Marshmallow Roaster to the ol' Gulfstream!

Be there or be, uh, square comrades!

♪ If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri
Be sure to wear your pants hung way down low ♫
If you go to Ferguson, Missouri ♪
♫ You're going to meet some wacked out people, yo

If you're going to Ferguson, Missouri ♫
♪ Be sure to take some matches and some gas
In the streets of Ferguson, Missouri
♫ We gonna beat some honky white cop ass ♪

(He's on the old gulfstream -not the river but the stream...sorry.)

I salute you, comrade R.O.C.K, for the parody. Scott McKenzie would be proud...I think.

Now what celebrities do we have lined up for this Ferguson Pop Festival, for which, I assume,this ballad was written?

....hmmm...having spent hours and hours researching to find the above information, I note that Scott McKenzie's first and less glorious song had "What's the Difference?" as its "B-side." Could it be that our dear MTE got her start in writing psychedelic pop music? Maybe she should perform at the Ferguson Pop Festival!
Last edited by Kelly Ivanovna/келя ивановна on 11/27/2014, 4:27 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason for editing this post: I'm special, therefore I forget how to write.


 
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