Zionist Regime Repossesses People's Eco-Friendly Car

Comrades! A very important SIGNAL!

The Filthy Zionist Regime has sent the Repo Man and is holding the People's Car for ransom!

Do not believe the lies about "diesel" being put in the tank. It just more Zionist trickery! Everybody knows it runs on Hope™ and it only gives Unicorn Rainbow emissions from the exhaust which is good for the whole universe.

This has also been confirmed by The Janets, Hillary, and most importantly, Bruno.
No diesel. Repeat. No diesel.



 

 

Anytime that evil Zionists make it yet again to escape people's justice I laugh my ass inside out for a week. Quite crafty. Nothing at all with these guys happens by chance.
 

What will these Juice come up with next? Have they no shame?

And we're onto the terrorist subterfuging of the limo!!
 

Even the press is propagating this canard.





 

Fortunately, Fearless Leader has brought a spare -


 

It is confirmed!...
 

The filthy Zionist fools have failed again.

The Party and the MSM thinks of all contingency plans to protect the optics of the Dear Chairman at all times.



 

Comrades,

Hasn't anyone noticed it was not an algae powered ZIL? Will Comrade Secretary put that on the next meeting's agenda?
 

Dear leader was most fortunate. Were he in one country over, this is more likely to have been his experience.




In the Peoples gulag, we leave them for the next fortunate future driver to exploit ... just as our comrades in Cuba do.