First Dog given Job and Gives Opinion about Economy: "ROUGH"

In a further boost for the economy, Bo Obama, or FiDOTUS (First Dog of the United States), was given a near cabinet-level position in the Obama administration. His official title is "Czar of Leg Humping."



"Many cultures think of dog leg-humping as a sign of respect and good fortune," said President Obama during the press conference. "I know the American fool taxpayer is thinking 'do we really need another government job?' But Bo will fulfill various jobs around the White House too." Besides humping the legs of all dignitaries that come to the White House, Bo will replace the sprinkler system on the White House lawn as the source of water for all shrubberies. His new position will also include creating dead patches of grass. "Our purchases of new sections of sod for the White House lawn, will help stimulate the economy of our sod-growers," said Joe Biden.

Some ideas have even been discussed of replacing the Secret Service agents within the White House with Bo. "Michelle and the kids have been teaching Bo the command 'Sic 'em FiDOTUS!'," said the President. Bo is said to be a loud barker and is even receiving bomb-sniffing training.

When Bo was asked his opinion on the state of the US Economy, he tersely replied, "Rough!" All reporters were amazed at his insight into economics AND his ability to answer a question so quickly.

Bo will also be used for dignitaries who appreciate a good crotch sniff.

All round, Bo Obama, Czar of Leg Humping, is a great example of American ingenuity, and a wonderful step toward helping the US relate to other countries. "He will NOT be the main course, despite the rumors, if the Chinese delegates ever come to visit," assured President Obama.
 

Does FiDOTUS have his own TOTUS yet?
We're here to serve.

 

Comrade ChiChi,

I have a weird theory in the naming of this dog. The main focus of a narcissist is his image, and that includes what the narcissist is called. This comrade B.O. does not want it to become common place for people to refer to him as B.(ody) O.(dor), and although he can't train everyone (like dogs), to at least call him Bo (like Beau), he can at least get some Bo-zos to call him this if they are going to use a nickname. However, his attempt, of course, is futile. One day. Bee Ohh will be a common utterance among the masses.
 

I like the fact that Bo (the dog) is equally mulatto, like his master.