First Dog given Job and Gives Opinion about Economy: "ROUGH"


"Many cultures think of dog leg-humping as a sign of respect and good fortune," said President Obama during the press conference. "I know the American
Some ideas have even been discussed of replacing the Secret Service agents within the White House with Bo. "Michelle and the kids have been teaching Bo the command 'Sic 'em FiDOTUS!'," said the President. Bo is said to be a loud barker and is even receiving bomb-sniffing training.
When Bo was asked his opinion on the state of the US Economy, he tersely replied, "Rough!" All reporters were amazed at his insight into economics AND his ability to answer a question so quickly.
Bo will also be used for dignitaries who appreciate a good crotch sniff.
All round, Bo Obama, Czar of Leg Humping, is a great example of American ingenuity, and a wonderful step toward helping the US relate to other countries. "He will NOT be the main course, despite the rumors, if the Chinese delegates ever come to visit," assured President Obama.
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Comrade ChiChi,
I have a weird theory in the naming of this dog. The main focus of a narcissist is his image, and that includes what the narcissist is called. This comrade B.O. does not want it to become common place for people to refer to him as B.(ody) O.(dor), and although he can't train everyone (like dogs), to at least call him Bo (like Beau), he can at least get some Bo-zos to call him this if they are going to use a nickname. However, his attempt, of course, is futile. One day. Bee Ohh will be a common utterance among the masses.

