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France Races To Next Tuesday™

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FROM THE LAND OF FROGS -

France can see the Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™ from their la maisons when Frog Leader François Hollandaise's first annual budget raised taxes on the rich and big companies to a leg-tingling 75%!

The 2013 budget blueprint relies on 20-billion euros in tax increases, and eliminates limits on the "wealth" tax. Hollandaise also aims to reduce government spending by 10-billion euros to bring the deficit to 3% of output from the 2012 level of 4.5%.

So far, no word on whether or not Frogressives will be recieving shipments of FREE Obamafones from China. If that happens, all bets are off on any proposed deficit reductions.

"It's true we're asking for an effort of the richest, the top 10 percent and the top 1 percent in particular,” Prime Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault said. “Big companies of the CAC 40 pay less than the small companies and sometimes don't pay at all. So we're asking them for an effort too.”

It's not known whether Jean-Marc Ayrault ever worked for an O'bama campaign, or was a secret czar for something, but he certainly represents the current truth with accuracy, which is the magical "1%" number that has hit fever pitch throughout the civilized world (this doesn't apply to the savage world as they're still trying to catch up to 8th Century standards).

It is expected to see mass exoduses of wealthy Hollywood actors, elites, and rich, 1% progressives, like Fat Mickey Mooreon and Roseanne Barr, to migrate to the Land Of Frogs™, turn in their passports for Frog citizenship, and wax orgasmic as they participate in the glory of Next Tuesday™ — Frog-style.

In retrospect: Appearing on RT, Roseanne Barr argued in favor of beheading any wealthy American making over 100 million dollars, and made a case for bringing back the guillotine in American society as a form of justice for big banks and Wall Street. (Roseanne Barr's wealth is way in the "1%" range of $75million).

Perhaps Frogland still has a few guillotines laying around — maybe even the one used on Marie Antionette somewhere in a museum.

As much as the Frogressives love to needle Amer-E-cons over how much better they are in... well... EVERYTHING, this is one accomplishment that should have all our collective Amer-E-con heads hanging in shame over.

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Here's to the unstoppable Frogress of humanity! Vive le Frogdom!

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France is rushing towards Next Tuesday in other ways as well! They will soon be removing references to "mother" and "father" in favor of the gender neutral "parent.," all because of genderless marriage. We all know that kids belong to the state, not to their mothers and fathers, and so this change is glorious news.

The USSA is following France's trajectory very closely. Four states are voting on genderless marriage in November: Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, and Washington. Plus there are a few genderless marriage court cases before SCOTUS. Let's hope we do a clean sweep of this archaic and bourgeois gender nonesense soon, and we will then be required to get rid of horrible terms such as: mother, father, husband, wife, bride, groom. I love how genderless marriage propels us towards more and more Newspeak. It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.

France is obviously so far ahead of us and all of these developments are exciting!

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Commissar of Gender Equality wrote:Four states are voting on genderless marriage in November: Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, and Washington. Plus there are a few genderless marriage court cases before SCOTUS. Let's hope we do a clean sweep of this archaic and bourgeois gender nonesense soon, and we will then be required to get rid of horrible terms such as: mother, father, husband, wife, bride, groom.

Of course you know what this means... SPANDEX FOR EVERYONE!

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Corporeal Whinny wrote:Of course you know what this means... SPANDEX FOR EVERYONE!
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