Parched Comrades of California,

National Journal: NASA and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration released that photo to illustrate what a year of drought conditions (which have intensified recently) have wrought on the landscape. The amount of snow in California's Sierra region is between 4 percent and 22 percent of normal. And a change that drastic is easily seen from space.

It's possibly the worst drought California has experienced in 500 years. Gov. Jerry Brown has declared a state of emergency and issued the following statement:

“Our efforts to achieve “moisture justice” for the children of California has been thwarted by the unfair distribution of snow in this country. It's a well established fact that Republicans are stalling any attempt to deal with global climate change for the express purpose of holding us hostage. They know their red states are hoarding more snow than could ever use while we are begging in the streets for a few drops water! It's time for the people of California to make their voices heard!”

From the satellite images it is perfectly clear, and logical, California Oblast is doomed unless a few minor corrections occur. It is surprising Comrade Brown has not called upon his loyal progressives for voluntary self-burial, thus alleviating the need for water, and fertilizing the parched soil in the process?

Comrades, this is nothing a few more illegal aliens undocumented workers new Democrat voters in California can't fix!

Much like the loss of jobs is bringing freedom and better health to millions of Americans, the loss of water will make life better and less thirsty for those who do the jobs that are being replaced by machines Americans don't want to do, as well as the rest of California.

FORWARD!

As usual Comrade ROCK, your progressiveness shines through, giving hope and change to millions of new voters. What are your thoughts of constructing a very large water pipeline from New York to California Oblast, redistributing the the surpluses and creating 50 million new Federal workers? A modest proposal indeed, and Comrade Obama will get his shovel ready job campaign lie slogan fulfilled.