Obama has a problem. Right-wing Post It notes. There's nothing worse than fake corporate sponsored rightwing corporate funded phony-baloney so-called "grassroots" campaigns controlled by big corporations sending out their Party hacks and corporate flacks in ordinary people costumes to pretend to be normal everyday folks angry at "the powers that be" and posting supercilious political messages on Post-It notes at gas stations, supermarkets and other public venues where corporate greed and untaxed windfall profits are gouging the public with confiscatory spiraling inflation.

The DNC Grassroots Alliance of Volunteers for Obama, a prestigious coalition of NGCs, Unions, and Progressive businesses, asked the Karl Marx Treatment Center and Policy Institute how best to challenge this new threat to free speech and Obama's presidential campaign. Our solution was simple: use the DNC's organizing tools and the DNCs lists of everyone that's ever been to their websites to form a real grassroots campaign of the ordinary masses to counter the corporate sponsored top down phony-baloney astroturf Post-It corporate campaign that's currently stifling free speech by hogging Post-It note space on every gas pump and grocery shelf in the nation. Fight fire with fire.

Join Obama's Post It note brigade! It is easy to join! Just go to the DNC TopDown Grassroots website and register as a Post It note brigade member, give your credit card number and other details. You will then be issued your Post It note brigade orders, issued your official Post It notes and receive guidance on how to dress and act like an American instead of a Democrat. When you get ten of your friends or family to enlist in the brigade you will qualify for significant savings in further Post It note purchases.

Samples of our official Post It notes:




Only use authorized Party approved official Grassroots Post It note brigade notes. If you wish to submit your own Post It note brigade notes to the Central Committee for approval to use in grassroots campaign submit through this chain of command:

Central Committee Approval Forms for Grassroots Post It Note Brigade Post Its

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and he will renew your ObamaCare waiver for another year!

Waivers will, of course, continue for union members, government workers and employees of private companies who supported Obama in 2008, but private entrepreneurers can be thankful that they will remain eligible for the full treatment for all pre-existing syndromes.




--KOOK