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Gravediggers Collective: "ObamaCare Is Shovel Ready!"

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In a communique released today, the Chairperson of the People's Gravediggers Collective Local 666 praised our Glorious Leader for the wisdom of implementation of "Obama-Care":

"Wise Leader is correct in that the 5 Year Plan for Shovel Ready Jobs will indeed be shovel ready! More of our Grave-digging Comrades will be needed and tasked due to the "death panels", long lines for health care, waiting lists for life saving surgeries, health care rationing and higher insurance and medicine costs, leaving more of the masses without medical care that are critical aspects of The Plan.

These essential Plan Elements ensure that more shovels and an army of Comrade Diggers will be needed and thanks to the successful tests of the "Shovel Ready Warhead" projectile by the brave Soldier Comrades of the People's Cube Liberation Army, shovels will accurately be deployed to our loyal Comrades toiling in the People's Cemeteries around the Motherland, which will maintain the pace of increasing need for internment when ObamaCare becomes fully implemented!

Yes Comrades, a Bright Shining Future awaits for the only sector of the Masses that truly understand and welcomes the Marxist-Leninist meaning of "Shovel Ready"!

All Workers must strive to be assigned to The People's Gravediggers Collective Local 666! Report to your People's Task Assignment Commissar and get on our long waiting list today!"

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Comrades! The poster, T-shirts, and bumper stickers have already been created ahead of schedule in the previous 5-Year Plan.

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