I love a good purge in the morning.

I do too, Margie. I try to have a purge every morning before heading to the office. Sometimes I like to read a tabloid or two while sitting on the can purging. Do you? Hmmm.... I think we should just surrender in Iraq now... who is with me on this???

Laika, it appears that Gloria is now off the impeachment bandwagon. Now he's behind Hillary. In fact he's up to his old tricks and has ripped off one of my ideas!

Gloria's Blog wrote:Hillary For Emperor
Submitted by davidswanson on July 14, 2007 - 6:38pm. 2008 President Hillary Clinton ImpeachForChange

By David Swanson

I've decided to drop my advocacy for the impeachment of Cheney or Bush and focus on something more realistic: making Senator Hillary Clinton our next emperor. After all, when the candidate is someone good, you should want them to have as much power as possible. Bear with me a minute, and I think you may agree.
Now, electing Clinton as the 44th President is one thing, and that would be wonderful. But what makes that task truly historic and worth devoting our energies to for the next year and a half, or longer if the election is disputed, are the extra benefits. ...[read more of Gloria's column by clicking here]

<br>Compare his plan to the one I layed out in this brilliant column: Let's Do Empire Right!

He even uses my old class nick-name Ka-Ching! in his column. Don't you Lefties have any original thoughts? Do you have to steal everything? Lousy commie rats.

It is nice to know that there are some Democrats still out there who think outside of the box in regards to how meaningless the Living, Breathing Constitution really is. With that said, I think David (Gloria) Swanson should be awarded a medal or something for his eloquence in parroting TPC talking-points.

BRAVO, DAVID! BRAVO!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I do too, Margie. I try to have a purge every morning before heading to the office. Sometimes I like to read a tabloid or two while sitting on the can purging.

Wow! You and me really have a lot in common!

Yes we do, Margie! We both come from money. We both hate people with money. We both like to spend the money of the people we hate who have money. And, of course, we are progressive Democrats and therefore morally superior to anyone and everyone. I'm sure you are flying out to LA with the rest of us to be seen with the new it couple, aren't you Margie? I mean, its Victoria and David Beckham we are talking about here... everybody *important* is going to be there! Ugh, I can't wait!! I love feeling *important* and preaching progress to a drooling Hollywood crowd!

No Chairman. I don't have time to do things like that right now. Between Uncle Ka-Ching and the volunteer work I do at the local Karl Marx Treatment Center I don't have any free time anymore. But I'm loving it.

Ciao,

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I like the red iPod. Nice touch.

Sorry guys, I have still be sick, and missing all the fun. Chairman, whatever your friend in China put in that meat had to be bad stuff, I have been sick for nearly a week now and losing sleep. So, dang it! To you, your meat, youre Chineese contacts, and your tinfoil hat!!!! At least I have been able to watch the national purges on TV, they have been helping me to recover. Both you and Margaret keep up the good work.

Bettey, if you would like one of those red ipods, just click on the AGITPROP button on the top, and then go to products. I took a look, they got several things that are red there, even a cellphone. Whao! The color of the Motherland.

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NEVER!!!

I will not allow myself to be assimilated by the evil apple company!!!!

NEVER!!!

I will give up my soul to Microsoft and their brick, I mean, Zune!

iPods are the devil!

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Why yes, I would love to purchase a new red iPod in the truly progressive act of supporting the perfectly containable disease in Afrika. With all of my tax dollars going to such a noble cause, I cannot think of letting them not get enough of my $$$. Perhaps I can get a new red iPhone to go with it. I will be just as "hip" as the aging hippies and rich douche bags in Marin who have nothing better to do than prance around in their party approved Apple apparel.

Good Betty, it is good that you want to give over 75% of your income to state funded programs to recruit, I mean, help those in need. Do not forget either; the disease that is going to be on the top of our list is AIDS. To paraphrase what our mighty empress has said; "If there were are many white females with AIDS as black, then this nation would be screaming for a cure."
There you have it Betty, that is why we need to cure AIDS before we any other disease, it's because the evil-white-Christian male is using it as a tool to keep minorities down. So buy your Red Ipods, and cellphones, and continue giving until you have no more guilt (which should be never).

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lol! lol! lol! I could not agree with you more Betty! I would much rather have the Zune over the Ipod as well. Actually, on my last birthday, my family went to buy me an MP3 player. They wanted to get me a nice one, but had no idea what to get me. So they asked someone that was *young* (rolls eyes, I would not trust *the young*, most people my age, if they told me the sky was blue, just thank goodness that they do not usually turn out to vote), and that *young* guy suggested, ehh, the Ipod. But thankfully, one of my siblings remembered all of my Ipod bashing, and said they thought I probably would not want an Ipod. So the *young* man took them over to the assorted Kapitalist driven MP3s to select one. Thankfully, they got me one that will work with Kapitist software like Windows Media, or the peoples software like Winamp.

To put it in a nutshell, I hate Ipods too and will always be glad to buy Kapitalist Gates products.

Oh btw, most of your have probably heard that Gates is no longer the richest man in the world, true, but if he had not been so greedy, and given away 20 Billion of his personal fortune to, guess where, AIDS RESEARCH, then he still would be.

Whoa, close call. You just barely got away by the skin on your teeth. If they did get you an iPod, who knows, you could have already joined the mindless hoards of Apple zombies.

One of my friends had a Zune and whenever any of the hippie teachers would start to drone on about the evilness of the kkkapitalist system and the EBA he would just turn it on and zone out. Unless he was watching
Chad Vader, or P.A.N.I.C.S., or A Clone Apart (I think it was taken off of YouTube), or Civil Protection.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:Vote Krissy, She has the People's Hair-Do!

Well Laika, Commissar Pupovich cast his way too late vote for Krissy, though I never heard of her before. But her credentials looked better than the other 2 candidates as shown above, I already knew the baggage the other 2 carries, and I hadn't got around to reading how the Chairman was offering bribes yet. But after seeing her lovely picture, I am certain I made the right choice!

Pupovich...You can never go wrong with Krissy, Hero of the Revolution, Progressive, Artist, and Official Gaia Goddess of the Dance Kollective!

All Hail Krissy Kiefer!

I feel even better about my vote for Krissy after hearing how the Chairman, shall we say, cut the Fox a little short on his bribe... er.... inducement to vote for his candidate.