This is a scientific poll with a plus or minus error of 12 votes.

Who Voted for Pelosi?!? She failed us, and Cindy smells to gross. Our only option is Krissy.

If anyone votes for anyone other than her, then they will be sent to the gulag. (See, it's demokracy in action. Your vote determines your future!)

This ballot is too complicated and I think I voted for Sheehag by mistake... I WANT A DO-OVER!

I think Meow is rigging the poll, Nancy. You do know he is behind all Party polls including the NYT/CBS poll.

Nancy wrote:I WANT A DO-OVER!

Why not a recount? Just because it didn't work for the prophet Gore doesn't mean it won't work now.

Fortunately, Reid is making renewed progress towards surrender. I hope our comrades in the Peoples' State of Nevada are proud.

I'm urging all of my fellow comrades to look within for their Inner-Comrade and come to rhe realization that this decadent and horrid country needs Cindy Sheehag's leadership. We need her, comrades! We need her to take her vile message to the People's House and for her to bring Hugo Chavez - who is her friend, mind you - along with her to help crafting legislation for the American people.

Now then, I'm not trying to lobby for anyone's vote here (free steak for your vote). I'm just trying to appeal to everyone collectively (free trip to Vegas) so that a good socialist, a had working socialist, (broadway tickets for the next three years) will lead our nation (luxury yacht) into an age of corrupt free (free whores) bliss.

Holy Marx, Father of Makaka! I want a do-over too. After I read Chairman's post I'm convinced that Cindy Sheehan (Peace Mom, Ditch Hippie, Porn Addict, and Weak Socialist) is our best bet. I regret I voted for Krissy Keefer (Strong Communist, Artist, Visionary, Candidate of the People).

SIN-DEEEEE!!!! SIN-DEEEEE!!!! SIN-DEEEEE!!!! SIN-DEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What model is the yacht?

SIN-DEEEEE!!!! SIN-DEEEEE!!!! SIN-DEEEEE!!!! SIN-DEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Among the free whores, will there be any Mr. Reno and Hillary lookalikes? I like a little private theater with my whoopies. If not, Sheehan & Pelosi lookalikes will do.

I thought that Cindy was out of the game, otherwise I would have voted for her before, but now! Lets make her president after Hillary!!!

An urgent signal from Krissy:

Hey Meow, You want some of this? You want some dontcha, huh?
Answer me bitch! Who's the most progessive?
Who's a strong communist?
That hag Sheehan doesn't know how to handle the limelight, but I was born to dance and go to Congress, besides, I live in San Francisco, not some ditch in Texas.

Great Stalin's Ghost and Holy Mother of Marx!!! What a tough choice!!!! Shee-it-han or Comrade Keefer? Shee-it-han has name recognition. But Krissy can scrub up quiet nice (figuratively speaking, of course). I have got to go for Comrade Krissy, the strong Communist. As an activist, Comrade Krissy has never waivered in her fierce dedication to Communist doctrine. Just because she has never had a "real" penis inside of her and has not bathed since 1977 does not mean that she does not know how to screw over the unwashed masses.

Shee-it-han is a media whore. Therefore she cannot be trusted.

Also, when Her Excellency, HRC ascends to the throne after the '08 election, let's put Amy Goodmyn in her seat in the Senate.

Meow!!!

I was driving through Richmond, PCVA last weekend, on my way to speak to a "Children's Revolutionary Council" in the People's Republic of NC, and I heard what you did. God Damnit!!! Knock it off!!! You don't want Comrade Smersh and myself to come down there, do you? And quit fuckin' with this Poll, as well!!!

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Signal received from the REAL Superman....

VOTE KRISSY OR I'LL USE MY SUPER COMMUNIST POWERS AGAINST YOU MEOW!

SHEEHAG '08!



OH YEAH, LAIKA! Well Cindy has a benevolent socialist dictator backing her! Who does Krissy have? Huh? NO ONE! SHE LOST AND IS A FAILURE! Cindy is the REAL DEAL, folks! Vote for her and...umm... win a prize! Yeah!




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With Cindy's threats becoming louder as her caravan gets closer to Washington, is there a chance we'll see a repeat of the 1968 Democrat Convention? All the progressives fighting for the slice of the power pie and such? Where will the Cube be in it - that is the question. Unless of course the Cube is the topping of the pie and the ultimate prize to the victorious party.

The fight may become bloody as the Bolshevik history shows us. With Hugo Chavez and Ahmadinejad with their oil money and weapons on Cindy's side, I do feel sorry for Krissy Keefer. But Nancy has the backing of Ted Kennedy and Chuck Schumer, whose asses are just as bad as the other two. The real question is whose side will the Mime be on. That side will lose. If the people of Nitwitia back Krissy, however, we may see an interesting love-hate triangle developing. Or an axis.

Let's call those three the Axis of Common Good™.

I am confident that the people of Nitwitia will back Cindy. Cindy has the credentials, the machine and the media darlin' persona capable enough to get those votes in. And the mime? Please, he will be useful to the cause, pulling in all of those kids who throw rocks at him and getting them to the polls to vote.

Our Esteemed Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I am confident that the people of Nitwitia will back Cindy. Cindy has the credentials, the machine and the media darlin' persona capable enough to get those votes in. And the mime? Please, he will be useful to the cause, pulling in all of those kids who throw rocks at him and getting them to the polls to vote.

Meow,

Get back on your meds, young man!!! SIN-DEE? Credentials? NFW!!! She has none.

Also, there is something about dragging the Mime into all of this that gives me the creeps faster than Comrade Theocritus can bitch-slap Bruno. Getting the Mime involved may get The Party™ "Mime-Slimed" in the press. This could seriously tarnish The Party's™ reputation. This is something that we do not need with an election looming over the horizon. Let's purge the Mime. Alva Goldbook is more useful (if we could find a way to stomach the stupidity).

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Corageous™ and uncompromising™ Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Alva Goldbook is more useful (if we could find a way to stomach the stupidity).

I would rephrase that. When talking about Useful Idiots™ we don't insult them by calling them stupid. A correct way of saying it would be "Alva Goldbook is more useful if we could find a way to stomach the idiocy."

Zam, I don't need meds. I don't need meds because I am a progressive... an advanced progressive, that is. You fail to understand that Cindy is the perfect candidate. You fail to understand that she has the backing of the entire Surrender Movement - not to mention America's enemies abroad. With that kind of support (in San-Francisco) she is, indeed, a superior candidate to run against Evil Emperor Pelosi.

Cindy is also insane and very impressionable. She can easily be turned into the most useful of useful-idiots due to her inability to know right or wrong. Besides, she has Hugo as a good friend who will whisper in her ear how to vote. Now Krissy on the otherhand is a feminist and uses language that signifies that she is an individual ready to take charge and not be lead astray by any outside influence. That is bad, comrade, since she thinks for herself. Cindy, however, can't think for herself. She is, therefore, the perfect Manchurian Candidate and why I support her 110%. I rather have a useful idiot in office that will do whatever we say than an idiot who is stubborn and will do things as she wills. Krissy is dangerous for Progress. Cindy is good for Progress.

Zam, I think you need meds - a lot of them for your failure to think critically. Now nod your head in agreement and fetch me another martini. I thirst, comrade.

ok, I can't stand it anymore! Who the heck is Krissy Keefer!? I have never head of her before!

Chairman, I'll vote for Cindy if you add an extra million to the deal.

500 K now and another 500 K after you confirm your vote and tie us up with Krissy, Comrade Over Hunted Progressive Animal. I'll even throw in a hen house for your troubles.

ok, I can't stand it anymore! Who the heck is Krissy Keefer!? I have never head of her before!

Arrrrgggghhhhh!
Just what kind of a Communist are you? Are you a weak liberal?
Krissy has the moral authority of ten Stalins plus two.
While Sheehag was living the good life in suburbia, sipping on margaritas, Krissy was on the street man, doing guerilla lesbian dance theater in the Progressive Capital of the Universe, San Francisco! Krissy was against the war before mankind invented war. She is Gaia, man!
If Krissy had a son, she'd of never ever let him join the military war machine even if Al Qaeda was lopping off gay heads on Castro Street, unlike Sheehag, who's just trying to get rich and powerful off her dead son, who wouldn't be dead if he was Krissy's son, you dig?
Sheehag is a murderer, man! She murdered her son by letting him join.

Let the Sun Shine.....Let the Sun Shine...Let the Sun Shine In....<cue the musical "Hair">

Cool, Laika! I just rented "Hair" over at Netflix and will watch it tonight. Can't wait! Of course it was a forbidden fruit in the Motherland, but my friend had a second-hand bootleg tape of it, a copy of a copy, off the black market. I kind of liked it.

I'm glad I'm watching it only now as I will understand the underpinning better today than I would've in the previous years.

Ok! I confess!!! <crying> I never got a publik edukation! When I was younger, my reight-wing parents (whom I turned in), felt that the skhools were just not good enough for me! They thought they had me within their evil grasp, but they forgot one thing (HA!) COLLEGE! Once there, I had an entire army of progressive instructors and students open up the world for me! Concepts that were explained to me as evil, like free healthcare, ration cards, and solidifying the states into one giant mother-country, all of the sudden made sense to me. <still crying> I now am unlearning all I was taught, and lowering my IQ by watching CNN and reading Time magazine, all the while going to a redukation camp to learn what I missed in publik skools, but my mind still remains boggled down by the concepts that they tried to drill into me (something called comon sense).

<stops crying>

The Chairman's offer is standing at a million for Cindy, you wanna top that?

Time to engage propagandistic art:

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If only this could be applied in real life to politicians (Nancy) Mother Motherland Cindy would be the House Speaker today!

Laika lies! Cindy Sheehag never wanted her son to fight for this hateful country and is doing everything she can to STOP THE WAR, NOW! What has Krissy done to stop the war? NOTHING! Krissy instead walks around barefoot with her Lesbian capitalist friends while making profits off their dance troupe. Cindy has marched for progress, she has marched for change and an end to this IMMORAL WAR FOR BLOOD, OIL AND SAND! Krissy Keefer? LIAR! Cindy Sheehag? SAINT!

Cindy Sheehag has marched for the end of America and now it is time for you to march for Cindy... she needs your help (and money, lots of it). Comrade Progressive Fox, I have faith that you will do the right thing and cast your vote for Cindy! Her feet bleed for you as she marches against the fascist hordes! OPEN YOUR HEART TO CINDY! OPEN YOUR HEART TO CINDY! GIVE HER MONEY AND POWER!


SHEEHAG FOR CONGRESS - PAID FOR AT TAX-PAYER EXPENSE.

SHEEHAG '08!


Krissy Keefer a lesbian? HA! Hardly. Cindy Sheehag is the real lesbian, just look at her uber cool butch hair-do! Krissy Keefer has long hair and believes that womyn should wear dresses and other forms of oppression. Cindy Sheehag believes that womyn should be like men and look like men!

Krissy Keefer - FAUX LESBIAN!

Cindy Sheehag - SUPER LESBO DELUXE!

SHEEHAG FOR CONGRESS - PAID FOR AT TAX-PAYER EXPENSE.

Laika lies!

No, Laika only Speaks Truth To Chimpy McMeowler.
How many babies have you eaten today McMeowler?

Wait.....we interrupt this forbidden disagreeing to bring you this signal from Bonnie Raitt:

Vote Krissy, She has the People's Hair-Do!

<You may now resume listening to the musical "Hair">

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Comrade Progressive Fox, I have faith that you will do the right thing and cast your vote for Cindy! Her feet bleed for you as she marches against the fascist hordes! OPEN YOUR HEART TO CINDY! OPEN YOUR HEART TO CINDY! GIVE HER MONEY AND POWER!

Your right dear Chairman, and as long as you shell out the most er, I mean, have the best party conviction, then I shall vote for Cindy. But Laika is right, we must not disagree <under breath> A missile at interecpt corse for Laika in orbit, just push the button.

You know Liaka, if you can present a better "Party conviction", then I will vote for whoever-her-name-is.

The Learned™ and Fervent™ Red Square wrote: I would rephrase that. When talking about Useful Idiots™ we don't insult them by calling them stupid. A correct way of saying it would be "Alva Goldbook is more useful if we could find a way to stomach the idiocy."

Point well made, Comrade!

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ZB

Laika the Partisan Mudslinger who likes NEGATIVE ATTACK ADS wrote:No, Laika only Speaks Truth To Chimpy McMeowler.
How many babies have you eaten today McMeowler?

Laika the Space Dog - Hitting people with mean and nasty attack ads to undermine the Greater Good!

Whats wrong with eating babies, Laika? DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU ARE AGAINST A WOMYN'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE!?!? <gasp!!!> Just another example of Laika the Anti-Lesbo Liars onslaught against all things progressive! AND JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU NEED TO CAST YOUR VOTE FOR MOTHER SHEEHAG, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!

Krissy Keefer is a womyn who is only in it to advance her own greedy corporate friends! WHERE WAS KRISSY WHEN BUSH FLOODED NEW ORLEANS? WHERE WAS KRISSY WHEN MOTHER SHEEHAN WAS ARRESTED BY THE FASCIST THUGS!? WHERE WAS KRISSY WHEN JON STEWART FINALLY PASSED PUBERTY!?! I'll tell you were she was, she was DANCING! DANCING FOR HER CORPORATIST MASTERS AT LAIKABURTON!

Did you know that Laika's "orbiter" was built by Halliburton??

Did you know that Krissy accepted money from individuals?? <gasp!>

Opensecrets.org wrote:Krissy Keefer (3)

Raised: $31,325
Spent: $32,091
Cash on hand: ($8,351)
Last Report: 12/31/2006


PACs: $0 -
Individuals: $21,940 (70%)
Candidate: $8,884 (28%)
Other: $501 (2%)

How much of that money came from Laikaburton? ANSWER: ALL OF IT! Laikaburton has promised Keefer a new dance studio if she wins the election and makes Mother Sheehag cry. Do we want this for AmeriKKKa? DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CRY??? No... you don't.


KRISSY KEEFER... WRONG FOR COMMUNISM... WRONG FOR AMERICA'S DEMISE!


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Chairman M. S. Punchenko who needs The Party Margarita™ wrote: Zam, I don't need meds. I don't need meds because I am a progressive... an advanced progressive, that is. You fail to understand that Cindy is the perfect candidate. You fail to understand that she has the backing of the entire Surrender Movement - not to mention America's enemies abroad. With that kind of support (in San-Francisco) she is, indeed, a superior candidate to run against Evil Emperor Pelosi.

Cindy is also insane and very impressionable. She can easily be turned into the most useful of useful-idiots due to her inability to know right or wrong. Besides, she has Hugo as a good friend who will whisper in her ear how to vote. Now Krissy on the otherhand is a feminist and uses language that signifies that she is an individual ready to take charge and not be lead astray by any outside influence. That is bad, comrade, since she thinks for herself. Cindy, however, can't think for herself. She is, therefore, the perfect Manchurian Candidate and why I support her 110%. I rather have a useful idiot in office that will do whatever we say than an idiot who is stubborn and will do things as she wills. Krissy is dangerous for Progress. Cindy is good for Progress.

There is no question that Cindy Sheman is insane and easily manipulated. It is those qualities that make her unpredictable. Krissy has been faithful and loyal to the cause for decades!!! Ok... she can be a bit of a pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, "artist". But she faithfully adheres to The Party's™ dogma.

Zam, I think you need meds - a lot of them for your failure to think critically. Now nod your head in agreement and fetch me another martini. I thirst, comrade.

The ONLY meds I need is The Party Approved Margarita™

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https://www.dancebrigade.org/article.htm

From the KK interview:
KK: A lot of dance and theater companies and food co-ops came off the big collective movement of the '70s, where no one was supposed to be in charge. We were very young -1 think the oldest of us was 26 and we worked every day. We had no children, we had free rehearsal space at the university, we paid $50 a month in rent, and we were all on food stamps.

OK McMeowler, there you have it.....How many times has Sheehag founded or operated a co-opt or collective? Granted, Sheehag has received a lot of free publicity, but that doesn't compare to free rehearsal space at the re-educati,,,,er I mean university.
What about food stamps huh? When was Sheehag ever on food stamps and dancing for the revolution?
Krissy worked every day because in a socialist collective there is no weekend or holiday. Tell me Sheehag, the suburban housewife/porn addict worked dancing every day while collecting food stamps?
With Krissy's leadership we all can be dancing in a great big collective someday while collecting foodstamps! (well, they're not stamps anymore...you get a plastic food debit card that's refilled the 1st of the month)

Linky

Laika the Space Dog, Wise Friend of The People™ wrote: https://www.dancebrigade.org/article.htm

From the KK interview:
KK: A lot of dance and theater companies and food co-ops came off the big collective movement of the '70s, where no one was supposed to be in charge. We were very young -1 think the oldest of us was 26 and we worked every day. We had no children, we had free rehearsal space at the university, we paid $50 a month in rent, and we were all on food stamps.

OK McMeowler, there you have it.....How many times has Sheehag founded or operated a co-opt or collective? Granted, Sheehag has received a lot of free publicity, but that doesn't compare to free rehearsal space at the re-educati,,,,er I mean university.
What about food stamps huh? When was Sheehag ever on food stamps and dancing for the revolution?
Krissy worked every day because in a socialist collective there is no weekend or holiday. Tell me Sheehag, the suburban housewife/porn addict worked dancing every day while collecting food stamps?
With Krissy's leadership we all can be dancing in a great big collective someday while collecting foodstamps! (well, they're not stamps anymore...you get a plastic food debit card that's refilled the 1st of the month)

*sigh*

Krissy is one of my heros! And she is a Hero of Socialist Labor (Герой Социалистического Труда), too!

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I know I have remained unedukated so for long, but if this Krissy is so great, why have I not heard about her before? If she is all that, then where were the news camreas following her around like some sort of super star with her protests like Cindy's? Interviews on CNN? Anti-Bush slogans and ant-war camp outs? Well, where is she?
And food stamps? Give me a break, we are suppost to be fighting/protesting for this services, not just "playing" around at college.

This is how Krissy fought against the war by subverting potential recruits as captured in the movie "Hair". She is the hairy one who says "we can help you," with brown sideburns (she was much younger then).

(can't figure how to embed this link, so just click on it)

https://thepeoplescube.com/video/HairDrugs.wmv

DO NOT BE LED ASTRAY BY THE LIES OF LAIKABURTON! CINDY WILL BRING US PEACE IN OUR TIME!

The progressive animal has a good point: where is Krissy on the anti-war anti-capitalist exploitation efforts? I don't see her on *our* MSM protesting the humyn rights abuses by the Bu$h Regime? I don't see her camping outside in a ditch like a true altruistic collectivist revolutionary? Why, according to you Laika it seems that Krissy is A-OK accepting handouts by the criminal AmeriKKKan goverment instead of advocating for it's violent overthrow and replacing it with a Morally Superior People's Democracy. It also appears to me that Krissy is an Angry White Womyn sucking up all the foodstamps for herself instead of giving them to crack addicts who deserve a "hand up" more than her. Krissy is fully capable of getting tenure at a major American university and should not be sucking up all the foodstamps for herself. What she is doing is wrong and counter-revolutionary and should be dealt with accordingly!

Let us not forget that Krissy is the sole creative force behind her "dance company". A company, comrades! A COMPANY! What is she going to do next? SELL SHARES IN THIS...THIS...THIS COMPANY!?! Counter-revolutionary, absolutely harmful for Progress and another reason why YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR CINDY SHEEHAG!

Zam, the Party doesn't look for leaders. No, the INNER PARTY is the leadership apparatus and all others (including stooges in Congress) should be, and are... SHEEP! Cindy Sheehag is bah-bah sheeple person. She follows orders, does not question the will of the Party and is therefore a perfect Democrat. Krissy on the other hand is too free will, too forceful, too independent AND IS THEREFORE A CRIMINAL! Do you want a criminal among our ranks, Zam? Do you want someone telling you what to do and me what to do since we are spineless Democrat men? No, I don't think you do... VOTE SHEEHAG!

A VOTE FOR KRISSY KEEFER IS A VOTE FOR KITTEN EATER NANCY PELOSI!

Sheehag has the support of THE PEOPLE and this article proves that Sheehag is an Ethical Loser! THE PEOPLE'S ETHICAL LOSER!

I know that everyone thinks I'm above such things but I've secretly been in love with Krissy for years. How can any red-blooded communist man not be in love with Krissy? The way she dances for social justice, the strident, self-righteous way she berates the masses when she's out campaigning on street corners, the cute little way she sings the National Anthem of the Soviet Union after making love. That is beauty, comrades, beauty that takes my breath away. She's such a good communist girl. I will always vote Krissy. She is a comrade's comrade in our struggle.

And don't forget, she has Diamond Dave's personal endorsement!:

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Actually, it doesn't matter who you commies vote for. You realize that we, the Capitalist Class, have the elections rigged. Perhaps we will allow Krissy to win. Just to fool you into thinking you have a voice. But nothing will change. Capitalism and Imperialism will still rule over you like a dark Roman night.

Ha! Meowbbles thinks he can fool us with that weak limosine liberal "After Downing Street" Swanson's site, thinking it can provide cover for the son murdering Sheehag.
Everybody knows Swanson is a Bush dupe that is paid to make Bush/Cheney look good.
He's shilled for Cindy since day one.
Yeah...and your Code Pink girlfriend Medea Benjamin along with Ray McGovern too.
This is a Black Operation people, designed to empower the Pelosi/Bush Establishment.

Mmmm... that Diamond Dave's testimony was convincing if not emotionally overwhelming. I... I... I'm just a little loss for words at the moment at Diamond Dave's heartfelt support for Mr/Miss Keefer and will have to reconsider my support for Cindy Sheehag. <sobs> I have to go now.

UGH! I was going to reconsider my support for Miss. Sheehag UNTIL LAIKA HAD TO RUIN IT WITH NEGATIVE ATTACKS! So how much CORPORATE DOLLARS is Krissy Queefer forking over to Diamond Dave for his support!? Huh!? 5 DOLLARS!? 6 DOLLARS!?! DON'T TELL ME 7 DOLLARS!!!!! You pigs... Have you no SHAME!?

David Swanson is a good man and probably gay too (better snag him quick Theo before the missus craps out another kid). He has been a steadfast Kucinich supporter (a real socialist, mind you) and recievied an HONORARY DEGREE FROM UVA IN PHILOSOPHY OR SOMETHING! How DARE YOU drag that man's good name through the coals of Bu$h El Diablo's Regime of Torture and Economic Hardship! HOW DARE YOU, LAIKA!

Who does Krissy have backing her in the Moonbat Movement? Hmmm? Anybody? Anybody at all??? NO, SHE HAS NOBODY!

I bet Krissy was on the sidelines in '06 stuffing ballot boxes with RETHUGLIKAN votes, wasn't she?? HOW ELSE COULD NANCY WIN? HMM? HOW ELSE? WITH HER GOOD LOOKS!?! HA!!! Don't count on it, Krissy is a Nancy stooge and has tea with Cheney in his underground bunker!

$.$. Halliburton wrote: Capitalism and Imperialism will still rule over you like a dark Roman night.

You wouldn't know anything about a dark Roman night, Mr. Vice President. But a dark Roman bathhouse, I sure you could speak expertly about those. The unwashed masses will rise up against your imperialist system of slavery and replace it with a socially just system of slavery, OURS!!!. And we, The Party™, will shine the light to lead their way! We will bury you and the rest of your Capitalist filth.

The days of Capitalism sucking the lifeblood out of the working class are over! The Party™, PETA, the ACLU, the Democratic Party, and millions of other progressive peoples from all over the United Socialist States of Amerika are standing shoulder to shoulder against the freedoms of Capitalism, tired of thinking for themselves, demanding The Party™ take control, because they know ... We Care™.

Whew! I need a Party Approved Margarita™ now!

BTW Tricky Dick, How is the ol' ticker doin'?

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I WANT A RECOUNT!


The latest poll was Keefer - 6 and Sheehag - 5 UNTIL LAIKA WITH HER DIEBOLD STOOGES RIGGED THE VOTE IN THEIR FAVOR!

I WANT A RECOUNT AND I WANT LUPE'S VOTE TO COUNT EIGHT TIMES SINCE SHE IS AN UNDOCUMENTED AMERICAN!!!

I also want to do away with the secret ballot system like the unions want to do! I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW HOW PEOPLE VOTED SO THAT I MAY DEAL WITH THEM. Correction: so that Vinny and Frankie can deal with them.

Still looking from an objective standpoint (anyone still wanna top the Chairman's offer), and it still looks as if Cindy is still the more moral choice for the Party. So Kirssy subdues a few here and there to get them out of war? It still does not appear that she is actully *doing* anything to bring the revolution closer. Nobody stopped to consider that Cindy may have not wanted her son to go in the first place. From my viewpoint, she has done much more for the party and to stop the war.

You have until 6:00 PM to vote for Sheehag, Comrade RPF, or else you can deal with Frankie. Oh, by the way, Frankie has a friend named Billy Club who would love to meet your knee caps!

No more offers?? Going once, going twice, gone! To the Chairman and his rather convincing last offer. Ok, Chairman, I am here, I want my other 500K,
free steak, free trip to Vegast, broadway tickets for the next three years, and I will take the luxury yacht after I vote.

Good... now click Cindy Sheehan and submit your vote.

Ok Meow...Laika....

I've come to offer a simple solution. Congress will let more "undocumented workers" slip over the border so they can register to vote and create two more congressional districts in California then take two away from a red state. This will give all three useful idiots a seat in the House.
Of course that will have to wait until after the 2010 census so both Krissy and Cindy must lose but yet the Party will make sure the money flows into both campaign coffers for name recognition to be generated in 2008. Our numbers crunchers also believe the critical mass to achieve enough "amnesty generated citizens" will not be realized until 2010.
Therefore with a plus twelve voter error, this poll recognizes Nancy Pelosi as going to be the winner in 2008.

I can't believe RedtheProgressiveFox fell for that yacht crap that Meow always pulls.
Have you met the Ty-D-Bol Man? He'll be your captain.

H08

Hail our Empress! She saves the party again, all agree that there can be no disagreeing. Actully mighty Empress, the joke is on the Chairman. See, people were wondering who the idiot was that voted for Nancy, well, me! I was the only one that saw through into your wisdom. I realized that such a situation would occur, and now I have taken the dear Chairman to the cleaners (he,he). Don't worry about the Captain, my progressive intuition tells me that he will have an sad acident this weekend. Oh well, there are always plenty of undocumented workers to take his place.

Comrade RPF, who is a dear for dropping off my dry-cleaning wrote:I realized that such a situation would occur, and now I have taken the dear Chairman to the cleaners (he,he)

You sure did and I want you to remember to pick it up tomorrow! Dr. P and I are flying out to Paris for some fashion show and I need that jacket back by tomorrow... chop chop! And while you are there picking up my dry-cleaning, I want you to slip this $20 to Me Ling for being such a dear after getting that bird poop off that suede sports coat that I like so much, tell her it's from Meow and for her not to spend it all on one place. DON'T FORGET! Remember, Frankie has a friend named Billy Club!

Hmm, it is so nice to have idiots around to pick up your dry-cleaning, isn't it? Gee, if you weren't around to do it, comrade RPF, I would have to jump in my limo and ride all the way down there to pick it up! Sheesh! I can't be doing prole work!!

Your Excellency, once again your shrill cackle brings obedience to our humble shrine of Progress we call the Cube! Thank-you!

P.S RPF - The yacht is really port-o-potty with S.S Progress spray painted on it. I made a fortune selling these "yachts" to some Palm Beach Repugs who actually thought they were getting the real deal. But don't worry, your port-o-potty is on the way... just be kind enough to cover the shipping since I have your name on the bill. Thanks!

-- Meow

Sorry Chairman, I thought that there was some mistake, already hit "return to sender" on the package and it is back to you. Oh well, at least I got the tickets, the million, and the STEAK!!!! Not to worry, I have always been straightfoward and honest with you. Now just take the port-o-potty and sell it to whatever right wing you see fit.

Oh, btw! I got that undocumented worker to do the running around for me. I got to go buy myself my own limo, one of those Excursion limos. They can fit upto 15 in there and will put out more carbon foot prints than Nancy's jet.

I didn't have a return address on the label, sorry! Chances are they will just plop it in the marina slip that you also paid for (it was included in the billing). I want you to be careful with this model, it isn't the traditional "port-a-potty" but is instead a cheap Mexican knock-off that they call a "port-o-potty", Okay? Also, the paddle is not included. So just be sure to bring a can of tar or some masking tape to fill in whatever holes that might begin to leak.

Anchors away, matey! Enjoy your *new* *luxurious* yacht!

BTW - DON'T EAT THE STEAK!!! I got that shipment of steaks from a ChiCom friend of mine who owed me a favor. He said something about new dog food line and something else about some ministry ignoring the chemicals in it or some crap!? Who knows! Just be sure not to eat it, and if you did, seek immediate medical attention A.S.A.P! Lenin forbid if you are not around tomorrow to pick up my cleaning! LENIN FORBID! Oh, don't spend the money either... once again, ChiCom friend and a printing outfit he has in Shanghai.

Dang it Chairman! You are the master of ripping people off! I should take some lessons from you, but not now. I am now coming down with a summer cold and am running 100 degee fever (probably from the steak). So glad that I did not ask for the whores, they probably had AIDS.

Elections are hard. Isn't there an election pamphlet around here someplace? What are the issues and stuff? This would be easy if GoodSpaceGuy Nelson were running. I'd vote for him. Why isn't GoodSpaceGuy Nelson on the ballot? I don't want to vote for women. I'm a woman and as a woman I can tell what bitches those women on the ballot are. Give me a man. A real man. GoodSpaceGuy Nelson!

Now that is a candidate I can support! GoodSpaceGuy Nelson was a Progressive's Progressive brimming with revolutionary ideas like a head tax and the international colonization of space! GOODSPACEGUY NELSON, WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED YOU!!!

RPF....
Ignore that port-a-potty Meow said he was delivering. He'd never part with his "Socialist Thinking Sanctuary".
Here's Meow's yacht promise deal...yacht, captain and marina slip.
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It's even painted a glorious Communist Red!

Laika the Space Dog wrote: Here's Meow's yacht promise deal...yacht, captain and marina slip.

Look out, Captain RedtheProgressiveFox! Incoming!

I weep every time I see that ad, Laika. I guess no one recalls the Ty-D-Bol Tragedy, do they?

Well, supposedly the first actor they casted to do the ad didn't manage to jump into the boat correctly and fell right into the "blue death" as it was called back then. Upon hitting the blue watery depths, his flesh was immediately consumed by the chemicals in Ty-D-Bol stripping him right down to the bone. A few screams, a few splashes, some gurgling, and then… he was gone and forever lost in the toilet and never to be heard from again. Of course Big Toilet Cleaner has covered up the tragedy now that George Dubya is in office to pull a few strings for them and to sweep the truth right under the White House rug – just like he is doing for all corporate fat cats.

It really is a shame to think that today's youth will never know the horrors of capitalism if we allow regimes like this one conceal such awful events like the Ty-D-Bol Tragedy! Such a damn rotten shame!

Anyone seen that episode of Dirty Jobs where he goes to make cow pots? He had to get in a small boat in a pond and use a shovel as a paddle. Oh yeah, and the pond was nothing but cow s**t.

Hopefully that comrade is unionized and making $200,000 a year, Comrade Premier.

I wouldn't do something like that even if I was unionized and made that much. I'd rather be unionized and make $850,000 a year stealing from the taxpayers. It's what I do best. Aside from complaining about not getting my way.

He is a Discovery Channel TV star that goes around and shows how workers are subject to dirty, hard labor at the hands of the fat cats so they can live their rich lives ruling over the masses.

Oh! BTW, would you come over here? I would like to take a picture of you and my new *yacht* (I'm still sick from the meat). Ready? No, give me a bold look, no smile, show that you are a lead of the people. Great, now steady....steady.....{a beam falls down from the ceiling} Oh! Chairman! You alright! SOMEBODY GET OVER HERE NOW! LOOKS LIKE MORE MEXICAN WORKERS BUILT THE BUILDING! You know that I would never do this to you right? I always respected you, and never had any hard feelings you!

I guess that now you will have to take over his position as chairman (allong with his large salary) until he recuperates. If he does. *wink* *wink* <hands bottle of polonium 210>

<scurries away>

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:I weep every time I see that ad, Laika. I guess no one recalls the Ty-D-Bol Tragedy, do they? ... Of course Big Toilet Cleaner has covered up the tragedy now that George Dubya is in office to pull a few strings for them and to sweep the truth right under the White House rug – just like he is doing for all corporate fat cats.

It warms my heart to know that one of the things Hillary will discover under Bush's rug once she's back on the throne, is the Ty-D-Bol Tragedy which, of course, deserves its rightful place in the Progressive Book of Horrors along with Katrina, Gitmo, Abu Ghraib, and Makaka. Not only does it serve as a proof of the inhuman nature of capitalism, it also gives a great visual.

STOP THE BIG TOILET COVERUP!!!

TY-D-BOL WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!

GET THE TRUTH OUT!!!

Betty and Foxxxy - I'm a corrupt and vile Democrat and therefore incapable of being "pushed to the side" so to speak. I'm immortal for crying out loud, I sold my soul to Hillary right after she wrote her carefully hidden and sealed thesis! I'm kind of like...umm... Highlander, only with more money, of course.

Red -

There is a conspiracy going on here centering around Big Toilet. I think - and this is based on extensive research made possible by the NYT - that George Bu$h, Dick Cheney and a number of CEOs for the Big Toilet corporations are single handedly preventing low-flush toilets from becoming popular and mandatory! But why? Why would they do this? Answer: because low-flush toilets don't have to be cleaned, that's why! Low-flush toilets are so unreliable that no rational minded person would ever waste time dropping a duce in a toilet that doesn't flush it down. Therefore, it is never used and is always clean... this of course cuts into the profits that Big Toilet would be making if we were to use a regular standard flush toilet!

WE ARE BEING LIED TO SO THAT BIG TOILET CAN STUFF THEIR POCKETS!!!!!

<chants> NO CLEANERS FOR TOILETS! NO CLEANERS FOR TOILETS! LOW-FLUSH NOW! LOW-FLUSH NOW! CRAP IN THE WOODS! CRAP IN THE WOOD! THE WORLD IS WATCHING!

It amazes me how our *superior* Marxist minds can turn a simple conversation about toilets into a revolutionary struggle for progress, change and more government regulation. This is just another classic example of what I shall dub the InstaStruggle™ Dynamic which is so prevalent here at the People's Cube. An InstaStruggle™ is therefore an instant discovery of social-injustice during a meaningless conversation about a trivial and mundane subject matter.

Example: French Fries + InstaStruggle™ = spontaneous Marxist demonstration DEMANDING that they be re-named Multicultural Fries which then = a spontaneous Marxist demonstration DEMANDING that they be banned all together which then = more government regulation and the advocacy for Americans to eat only a soy based goop alternative once a day.

Revolutionary, ground breaking, courageous, PROGRESSIVE!

Red Square wrote: STOP THE BIG TOILET COVERUP!!!

TY-D-BOL WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!

GET THE TRUTH OUT!!!

Comrade Red,

There is a rumor going around here in the People's Socialist District of Columbia that Comrade Representative Henry Waxman will soon convene a Duma Hearing Committee to investigate this matter. I suspect that Mr. Ty-D-Bol Man was politically connected. This means ... that's right ... MORE of Bu$hitler's henchmen will be subpoenaed!!! Glorious!!! Absolutely Glorious!!!

Impeachment to follow? Indeed it will!!!

--
ZB

Maybe Ty-D-Bol Man's (or Womyn's!!) tragic accident was indeed no accident?? What if the Bu$h Regime knocked him off to keep silent about what Big Toilet was going to do with low-flush toilets??? The plot thickens, comrades, and only more subpoenaes will finally put this case to an end (that is after we put away a number of Republicans in clinker for forgetting the names, places and what they had for lunch a year ago, mind you).

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote: Oh! BTW, would you come over here? I would like to take a picture of you and my new *yacht* (I'm still sick from the meat). Ready? No, give me a bold look, no smile, show that you are a lead of the people. Great, now steady....steady.....{a beam falls down from the ceiling} Oh! Chairman! You alright! SOMEBODY GET OVER HERE NOW! LOOKS LIKE MORE MEXICAN WORKERS BUILT THE BUILDING! You know that I would never do this to you right? I always respected you, and never had any hard feelings you!

Uh ... Comrade RPF ... You do know that the Chairman's head is considerably harder that a ceiling beam?

--

Oh it doesn't matter, Zam. Everyone knows that my Ushanka is reinforced with with tin-foil... and we all know the power of tin-foil, don't we comrades!?

I sure do. I almost never leave my home without my tinfoil hat. It keeps me sane when I'm not constantly connected to CNN.

Sheryl Crow is to testify at the Ty-D-Bol hearings. Apparently if Big Toilet was only using one square of one ply, the Ty-D-Bol man would be alive today. It seems that about twenty squares were wrapped around his neck caused by the excessive five gallon swirling motion in the bowl when it was flushed, therefore weighing him down and sucked into his drowning death. It was no accident. It was negligence perpetrated by Big Toilet and the Council on Five Gallon Tanks.
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Dearest Laika, you posted that link to the Krissy Keefer interview that's way up there in the posts - under the "Linky" link. I don't know if anyone else noticed or if it's just my computer doing it but if you listen to that interview through the Snap utility instead of the actual link, Snap speeds up the playback and everyone talking sounds like South Park characters. Check it out.

I think Snap must be part of the vast right wing conspiracy! They're making fun of Krissy.

Bad news on the home front, Chairman. Sheehan is the new Trotsky. You commies and your political battles are like watching rats fight each other over garbage. LOL!!!

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NewsBusters wrote:Cindy Sheehan Confronted by Bush Supporter, Gets Booted By Daily Kos

Posted by Noel Sheppard on July 13, 2007 - 10:31.

Thursday was a bad day for anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan.

First, she got booted from the ultra-liberal website Daily Kos (h/t Ace) due to her decision to run against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-California).

Then, during a visit to Montgomery, Alabama, as part of her “Summer of Love 2007” tour, Cindy was confronted by a Bush supporter who actually asked a rather cogent question that frankly few on the left or in the media care to address: “What happens to Iraq after we leave?”...

NewsBusters Cindy Sheehan article

Daily Kos is a weak liberal blog full of Rovian enablers which makes their opinion worthless counter-revolutionary dribble which keeps this war raging.

You see, Kos needs this war to continue so that more weak liberals will be elected in '08. That is his whole plan from start to finish. Little does he know he is in fact in league with the Bu$h/You junta and is therefore an Enemy of the People. Because of Kos this war continues and it is ALL HIS FAULT!

NO BLOOD FOR KOS! NO BLOOD FOR KOS! NO BLOOD FOR KOS! THE WORLD IS WATCHING!

Here is the link to the Kossack assualt on Mama Moonbat

After reading comrade Cindy's good-bye post at DKos (didn't she post a goodbye post at DKos a while back too?) and perusing the many comments there, I can't help but feel a deep admiration and respect for the DKos community. Reading their comments hearkens back to simplier days when we were young and loyalty to Party meant everything. Ideas come and go but the Party is a solid foundation on which the revolution is built. The good communists at DKos exemplify the sound traditions of Stalinism in that Party comes first. Without the Party all is lost. The Party is the vangaurd of Socialism. Trotsky Sheehan should be dealt with as all traitors to the revolution should be dealt with. She is a fool.

Very true Comrade Otis!
Very true!
Didn't Gloria get booted from the "DKos" too?

Laika, that's right! I'd forgotten about Gloria. If I remember correctly, he was posting full feature articles with no attributes or links of any kind, as if the articles were his own writing - something frauds and ugly trolls are wont to do, whereas he should have been posting a snipet as a quote and provide a link. But with all the arrogance of a reactionary running dog of capital the man made it appear, by his omissions, as though the writings were his. And he continued to do it even after being warned that unethical behavior of that kind would get him banned. And, living under the yoke of capital as we are, he was guilty of copyright infringement as well. I appreciated the way he liberated the articles, but it was bad form all the same.

Come the day, getting "banned" will be a pleasant euphemism for what the Party will do to the likes of these Trotskyite clowns.

After reading DKos and agreeing with their position on Cindy 100%, I feel as if it is our duty now to purge the womyn from collective sight... forever! I feel she might be a "liability" and a "hinderence" to the Party now since the nutroots commune no longer likes her. Purge? Anybody? Anybody at all up for a purge?