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Hate Speech: A Primer for New Comrades

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To help new comrades understand the importance of keeping abreast of the Current Truth™, I have created this simple learn-by-example primer to help those of you new to the Collective to distinguish between Free Speech and Hate Speech.

The distinction is a relatively simple one and requires little to no thinking. Anything that agrees with the Current Truth™ is Free Speech while anything that is not in accord with the Current Truth™ is vile, intolerant, wicked, and worst of all, inappropriate Hate Speech which is very, very bad, and must be stamped out ruthlessly and immediately.

For a simple illustration, here is an example of the utter depravity of Hate Speech (Caution: Contains psychologically damaging moral content. NOT suitable for children).

What follows is a mild, playful example of Free Speech which ought to be tolerated and encouraged for the good of the Collective (Contains minor profanities and death threats in the righteous defense of the Current Truth™. Play repeatedly before children until they start quoting it during recess).



There you have it, comrades. The important thing to remember is to always check with the Current Truth™ before you open your mouth. Check often, because if it changes, your opinions had better change with it.

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That's 'Change You Had Better Can Believe In!'™

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As all good Comrades know nobody spews more "hate speech" than that running dog Ru$h.


Luckily we have promoted another person to the politburo of such superior intellect that he has finally uncovered the source of his VRWC agitprop.






To help our Comrade Franken and in grand soviet style, I have begun work on way to jam Ru$h's signal...

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Just a hypothesis at this point - will continue studies... (funding????)

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Gulag, this is an important point. Since the Al Frankenstein Monster has to be right, by definition, then Rush is wrong. Now if Rush gets <i>one single thing wrong</i> it means that everything he says and does is wrong. It means that Adam Smith was wrong. It means that Hayek was wrong. It means that Ronald Reagan never existed. One chink in the armor and all collapses.

But if you're a progressive then it works the other way. Teddy Kennedy once smiled at a stray dog and his drunken murdering lechery means nothing.

Do you get it? If not report with your shovel for beet digging.

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Blogunov wrote:The distinction is a relatively simple one and requires little to no thinking. Anything that agrees with the Current Truth™ is Free Speech while anything that is not in accord with the Current Truth™ is vile, intolerant, wicked, and worst of all, inappropriate Hate Speech which is very, very bad, and must be stamped out ruthlessly and immediately.

Of course that's right. I define truth by my sensibilities and those of the people whom I look at out of the corner of my eye to see (1) if they're bigger than I am and I need to pay attention to them, or (2) if they have a knife which might prove...difficult.

Whenever reality contradicts me, I rage. I weight too much? It's the scale's fault. A red light? Why did it change <i>just before I got there</i>?

I twitch and moan and turn white and make fists. One of these days I'll get as good doing that as Keith Olbermann.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
I twitch and moan and turn white and make fists. One of these days I'll get as good doing that as Keith Olbermann.


Commissar;

You are so right, most high goal for all progressives -
it must be from his higher education in the farts.

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Шовел 4 У

Кеитх Олберман ис тхе биггест асшоле ин тхе ворлд.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I twitch and moan and turn white and make fists. One of these days I'll get as good doing that as Keith Olbermann.

Well done, Commissar. This is excellent role modeling for the Chronically Offended upon whom we depend so much.


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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Do you get it? If not report with your shovel for beet digging.


Commissar T;

Does screwing around with the RethugliKKKans on Faux Nation Blogs count?
https://www.thefoxnation.com/home

rocky813

NBC is a government-controlled propaganda machine. Enough said.
Friday, May 01, 2009 at 05:58 PM

Gulag 4 Alfred

Yes Comrade Rocky813
Isn't it glorious. The apparachiks at our National Communist Channel put out the "Current Truth" of the Obama. Progressives can do or say anything and it becomes reality, the Free Speech of the State. Is there anything else more wonderful, Comrade?
Friday, May 01, 2009 at 06:58 PM


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I once saw an interview with Keith Olbermann and he was interviewing Janeane Garofolo, that most equal of comrades.
Image Now that's one spicy Commie chick. Look at her hair--that on her head, that is. I expect her legs could rival Bruno's. And those tattoos--sailors are jealous.

Some Rethuglican had posted the caption, "I have self-esteem problems and it's your fault," but I clipped it off.

Of course it's someone else's fault. Everything is someone else's fault. That's why we're progressives.

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Commissar Theo, the hawt commy chick resembles those who roam the Olympia Collective and attend The Evergreen State College. The bus I take home to the marina also serves TESC, and I can assure you from the smell of the bus, they are SPICY, although perhaps not in a good way.

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In Austin in the 80s they were called drag worms, after Guadalupe, the drag. (Pronounced, only in Austin, Guadaloop.)

Santa Fe, NM, is, or was, full of them before they got priced out. Skinny, long dresses, unkempt, oblivious to others, self-righteous for no reason that anyone could discern.

I prefer this sibyl:
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Commissar Theo, I am most disturbed. Time to drink my vodka ration.

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7.62, did you see the Springer show with the midget leather dominator and sex therapist? He was dressed in a black hood, harness, boots, with a leather crop and was beating people as part of sex therapy. The men who had problems couldn't keep their faces straight.

Too bad I was in a hotel without my DVR, as I was above. I really <i>must</i> set my DVR to get Springer. The most equal of shows.

Nothing like skinny, hollow-chested, lank-haired white trash taking off their shirts to fight. Eyes so narrow-set they don't have stereoscopic vision.

The Springer show is perfect entertainment for the masses: why bother with Shakespeare or even Conan Doyle? For them you have to read, and that is cruel and unusual punishment. If children can read and think then they cannot be as easily controlled. That's why the NEA will never teach children any better than it has too. One reason.

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Indeed Commissar, bread and circuses. It's a freak show beamed right into the comfort of your own home.

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I read once. Once. I do enjoy the Medusa's, comrades. Garofolosko is as smart and sexy as five tape recorders blaring The Little Red Book in a leaky basement. And Springer is the most equal prole show around, even better than Oprah! One season of Carp TV makes for a good prole. Anybody have any cigarette butts I could chew on?

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Comrades! Do not abuse the Garofolo! She has just signed a contract with Schick. "If Schick can shaves these legs, throw away your chainsaw!"

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Keeping chainsaw, comrade, keeping chainsaw!

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Comrades, do not forget that the true source of Comrade Barfalo's stunning outer beauty is in fact her abundant INNER beauty, which radiates through her glorious outer self.. Mostly through her mouth. Much like Comrade Yelling Yelena.

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Pretty is as Pretty Does. What a FALLACY!!!! Suddenly I feel like Forrest Gump... Does Yelling Yelena have a tattoo we may cherish on the alter of The People's Concubines?

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Comrade Grigori posted a wonderful video of Commissarka Garofalo on another thread: https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?p=62614#62614<br>

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Speaking of Commissarka Garofalo:

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:The Springer show is perfect entertainment for the masses: why bother with Shakespeare or even Conan Doyle? For them you have to read, and that is cruel and unusual punishment. If children can read and think then they cannot be as easily controlled. That's why the NEA will never teach children any better than it has too. One reason.

Dear Commissar Theocritus,

It's been decades since I attended university but I had the opportunity to visit one of our universities spending a full two weeks on campus.

Dearest Comrade Lenin would be overjoyed at what I saw, dear Comrade Stalin would be beside himself with happiness while a beaming, smiling Comrade Khrushchev would triumphantly boast "I told you so!" while victoriously thumping his thumb to his chest". Many peoples mistakenly believe our comrades of the old Soviet Union lost the cold war but let me assure them they won.

Don't kid yourself either, they won.

Two buildings in particular; the schools of journalism and education.

Journalism was a love factory devoted to our Dear Leader that was Orwellian in breadth and scope. With comments posted on professors office bulletin boards it was made clear if you wanted to graduate you had to group think. I scoured the building in an attempt to find just one conservative journalism professor I could denounce but failed to find a single one.

Same for education.

Rejoice Comrades, the party won!

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To honor of Commissarka Gorafahole becoming honorable spokeswoman of party.
Her tatoo has become hottest item on AmeriKan campus...
No TRUE progressive is without one.. Shall I sign you up - Comrades?

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Tin Foil Hat
Rare Photo of Party Spokeswoman Gorafalo at night found.

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Gulag Man not feel so good after picture of Commissarka Obarfalo burned eyes.
Gulag Man donate todays beet ration to less equal comrade.
Gulag Man will hit self in head with shovel until pain go away.

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"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." ~J.K. Rowling, "The Man with Two Faces," Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1997, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore

Surely Gorafalo would worship such an adventure?

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Beria wrote: I scoured the building in an attempt to find just one conservative journalism professor I could denounce but failed to find a single one.

I know your dismay but there <i>is</i> an exception. I have a childhood friend who is a professor in a college in a western state. He's written things you've heard about, among them the Star r Report. I am not kidding.

Nearly 20 years ago he was doing one of the first articles on censorship on the Internet--he's a First Amendment specialist, and there was a gay child molester who ran a bulletin board. This was when people used AOL and CompuServe instead of the big old web. He was living in Georgetown and went into a gay book store, and sent me some books that he thought I'd like. I don't care about the theory and practice of being gay--it is, it is, it is. No big deal, or I hope to help make it no big deal.

I suggested that he might get a bad reputation buying books in a gay book store. "It would be worse for me if people knew that I'm a conservative than if they thought I was gay."

He also managed to get the proposed speech code of his university killed by resorting to the ACLU and FIRE. And believe it or not, in some places the ACLU really does good work. I promise. I really do swear that. Mostly no, but sometimes.

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Gulag Man wrote:Gulag Man not feel so good after picture of Commissarka Obarfalo burned eyes.
Gulag Man donate todays beet ration to less equal comrade.
Gulag Man will hit self in head with shovel until pain go away.

Comrade Gulag Man, you must eat, it's for the Good of The State(TM). After all, a dead gulag man is less useful than a live one. Although you will vote one way or another of course. Your necroproxy(TM) will just get assigned to someone else to make sure you vote the correct way, even in death.





 
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