Comrades,

For Progressives, we must never let a crisis go to waste or for that matter, any religious holiday that we can co-opt for our cause.

In celebration of Easter and to shore up the Messianic image required of any Progressive leader,
Hillary will return to her cave for three days.

After all, what is good is being a progressive leader who can not save us from whatever we are suppose to fear for the week.

This will connect the dots for the masses to show how Jesus and her are really the same … both messiahs, both had three days in a cave, and by progressive logic, both socialists.

As such, who needs a socialist like Jesus when you can get the real thing in the living flesh with Hillary.

Since religion is the "opiate of the masses", what better way to use this .... than make Hillary our new "opiate"

When it comes to creating illusory fantasies for the poor, religion has nothing over Progressives.
Religion takes faith... Progressives can deliver the goods (or at least other people's stuff)

She and the Progressive movement is the new and improved "opiate of the masses".

Hillary is our "new drug"

What day does the Church of Socialism meet in your Oblast comrade? I feel like the People's Republic of California needs to meet for our Two Minutes of Hate more often and decide if Citizen Senator Sanders or Madam Shillary Hillary is meant to be the Party leader. I think the Committee of Public Safety needs to hurry up and figure this out already. Many of Citizen Senator Sanders' supporters are not willing to vote for Hillary. What is the Party do with these proles citizens?

Comrade Rokossovksy wrote:What day does the Church of Socialism meet in your Oblast comrade? I feel like the People's Republic of California needs to meet for our Two Minutes of Hate more often and decide if Citizen Senator Sanders or Madam Shillary Hillary is meant to be the Party leader. I think the Committee of Public Safety needs to hurry up and figure this out already. Many of Citizen Senator Sanders' supporters are not willing to vote for Hillary. What is the Party do with these proles citizens?

Comrade,

all good questions...

Unlike the other false religions, we can meet everyday, thanks to taxpayer's money.
One only needs to bundle it up with some Social Justice cause or green initiative
to get the funds.

As for the heretics who support Bernie, we can have full confidence that these "lambs"
will willingly follow her... or come to the slaughter, if you will. In the most inner party circles,
with Hillary, we call this the "beer goggles" effect... in other words
as your options become less, she starts to look better.

"..this nation, under Progressives, shall have a new birth of regulations and that government of the regulations, by the regulations, for the regulations, shall not perish from the earth"
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