How true! The Evil White Male™ is responsible for everything bad in the world. I'm going to grab my pocket knive and find some non-whites to rob and oppress. Then I can savor the guilt for months! Like I deserve!

I'm learning Islam!:

It's Japanese Jazzer-mugging!

For some reason, that Japanese one was kind of sexy....

-Mikhail

Is that Alan Colmes in the Japanese video??

The first video reminds me of a Russian family that lives on Brighton Beach in Brooklyn.

The second video reminds me of any given anime cartoon with regards to acting, character development, intrigue, detail, plot complication, and dramatic tension.

Red Square wrote:The second video reminds me of any given anime cartoon with regards to acting, character development, intrigue, detail, plot complication, and dramatic tension.

Yes, that's true. But you have to remember that you're looking at it through the lens of western cultural hegemony. The video is a language lesson for Japanese tourists but has to do with the oppression of all Asians at the hands of white male culture and the horrible violence it perpetrates on the rest of the world. You'll never see it the way the Japanese do and you never can. They find this stuff to be quite exciting and educational. The denouement of the story, (which from what I understand is an allegory on Asian oppression in America), when the young woman is forced by the white male policeman to surrender her identity as an Asian woman and say in english "I was robbed by two men" brings some Japanese to tears. It's like she's been raped. The pig of the world has forced himself on her. It's all explained more fully at the end by the linguistics professor. It has to do with identity.

From what I've heard there are many black women voters that, in light of their identity as both women and black, are very conflicted about which candidate they should vote for, Hillary or Obama. Should I vote Black or should I vote Woman? I say, as long as your vote goes toward smashing western white male war culture hegemony it's a vote that counts!

Vive the Revolution!

I say, as long as your vote goes toward smashing western white male war culture hegemony it's a vote that counts!

More than once, if we have anythig to do with it.

The second video reminds me of any given anime cartoon with regards to acting, character development, intrigue, detail, plot complication, and dramatic tension.

Aren't they the same cadre that trains UN Peacekeepers?

Ivan Betinov wrote:Aren't they the same cadre that trains UN Peacekeepers?

I always thought the UN peacekeepers were trained in France by mimes.

I think we should use those girls for Party indoctrination videos. Exercise those pecs and abs etc., get them in shape for shoveling, all the while chanting the Party slogans Comrade Maksimovich posted over on People's Tools.

As for who will lead and keep them sweatin', we'll need a Useful Idiot. Obviously I'm referring to Richard Simmons.

Greetings Comrades! I have been away celebrating Kevin Rudd's greatness in the Oz-tray-yun revolution. How I missed the Cube.

The worst point of this whole thread is that people still need to learn english at all, since it is the language of oppression, invasion and kapitalism and evil in general.

Just consider the feelings of these poor Syrians, trying to demonstrate their disenfranchisement to the western world through rightful protest, but not being able to write english. By some rotten turn of luck the english-speaking person they enlisted to write their anti-amerikkkan freedom loving slogans was a retired US army sergeant. (OFF: these pictures are apparently not doctored)

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I'm so confused....

Now let's give a pass to Richard Simmons. One of my (many) perversions is watching medical shows while I beaver away endless for Total Domination of the World, and Miss Simmons puts in regular appearances at hospitals and nursing homes for people whose average weight is #500 or more. They bond with him. Perhaps they could sit on him to express their love.

However, Miss Simmons, in doing that, really is doing something for those people are sick. Remember the blond man with muscles and a pony tail named, I think, Tony? Who screamed all the time? I nominate him for the head of Pinkie's shovel.

I learned English from the ACLU. They taught me: "Me Muslim. You racist. I sue. Go ACLU."

I love the ACLU. They're like self-cleaning chickens.

The second video from our Japanese observers is indeed accurate. The state of poverty and derangement associated with disenfranchisement has forced some of our most valued impoverished to take up arms against the gluttonous (e.g. the employed, tourists, the idle rich and other "haves"). When a comrade in desperate need confronts you out of necessity, of course you should give him, her or it what he, she or it wants -- there is a moral imperative here. To do anything otherwise (fight back, scream or call the police) would be utterly barbaric. Note how happy the dancers are -- they see the absolute importance and joy of the situation.

Now if we had universal health care, universal food stamps and universal cable television (which excluded Fox of course), all of these necessary muggings would cease.

Glad to have you and your disaffected cold voice of reason back, Dr. Fuku!

I would just like a little edit:

"To do anything otherwise (fight back, scream or call the police) would be utterly selfish and barbaric."

Can anyone explain to me why the mugger weilding the butter knife has his bandana wrapped over the top of his head and tied under his nose, leaving his face completely uncovered? Does he have like some really unique male-pattern baldness going on there?

Perhaps y'all have already seen this one?

You mean that all that "Heil Hitler" meant "Have a nice day"?